Re: The Official End of the World (2012) thread!

[blivvy]

Btw it is the year of the dragon...

So obviously that means we have to play an endless amount of Skyrim, ya know just to celebrate it

[Da Llama]

Fuck you all. I'm out.

how isnt that censored?

[Wonko the Sane]

Silly Blivvy, it's not the year of the dragon. That's just yet another misunderstanding of the actual truth due to the grapevine effect of mass transit iterations between individualistic elements of a natural symbiotic consociation of the major participants in the constituent graphic reduction among the lesser demographic region.

It's actually the year of the Jabberwock. If we aren't smooshed to death by a giant asteroid or scorched until we burn to death by the earth cracking open or instantly frozen solid by the ozone deciding it had enough of our pollution or drowned under a mile of melted polar icecaps, then we will surely be eaten by a creature most foul.

[Theicecreaman]

Silly Blivvy, it's not the year of the dragon. That's just yet another misunderstanding of the actual truth due to the grapevine effect of mass transit iterations between individualistic elements of a natural symbiotic consociation of the major participants in the constituent graphic reduction among the lesser demographic region.

It's actually the year of the Jabberwock. If we aren't smooshed to death by a giant asteroid or scorched until we burn to death by the earth cracking open or instantly frozen solid by the ozone deciding it had enough of our pollution or drowned under a mile of melted polar icecaps, then we will surely be eaten by a creature most foul.

qfe

...and people tell me I write the strangest things.

[Wonko the Sane]

[epic echo]A creature most foul!![/epic echo]

qfe

[Theicecreaman]

We're screwed.

[Wonko the Sane]

We should only be so lucky. That will look like daytime children's television compared to the fate that awaits us all!

[Theicecreaman]

I don't know, Wonko. Daytime children's television shows are pretty scary.

Yikes.

[Wonko the Sane]

Aaaah the good old days. Back then, men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from alpha centauri were real small furry creatures from alpha centauri. Only goes to show just how far we have fallen. It's no wonder the world is ending.

MEEP MEEP

[blivvy]

I always wondered if we would live to see the day when the coyote finally catches the road runner... but it was kinda disappointing tbh. Ah well the world can end all it wants now xD

[Da Llama]

save the pretsels.

[Theicecreaman]

Spoiler:

Newton didn't discover the universal law of gravitation. Everyone's favorite coyote did.

[Wonko the Sane]

Death by Gravity. Oh what a wicked way to go. Add that to the list of possible ways we're all going to die in 2012.

[Da Llama]

[Wonko the Sane]

Nono, the big chill is already on the list. That's when the ozone is all like f-u and leaves to go find a better planet and we all freeze to death.

[Theicecreaman]

We're all gonna burn in hell.

You first, suckas! I'm moving to Canada and livin' it up, Eskimo-style!

Canadian bacon for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Freedom fries for supper. Hold the ketchup.

[Wonko the Sane]

Canadia will actually be the first one targeted by the Giant Auto Pilot Android Asteroids From Another Galaxy (or GAPAAFAG for short). GAPAAFAGs don't like hockey, you see.

I'm thinking Greenland might not be a bad idea? By the time the GAPAAFAGs get here, so much of the oceans will have boiled off that we may be able to walk the ancient land bridge over there.

[Theicecreaman]

I feel like reviving this thread b/c I can.

If we all do decide to move to Greenland, and we end up escaping the GAPAAFAGs, who will we eat first?

Let's assume, for the sake of argument, that all my ice cream is polluted with hazardous chemicals from the disaster and that I am not edible due to my personal consumption of my product.

I vote we eat Bliv. Who's with me?

[blivvy]

Nah man, I wouldn't taste good.

But I heard rodian was a delicacy on some planets. So I vote we eat Wonko xD

[Da Llama]

llamas taste nice over here in llama land, wait.

[blivvy]

Okay it's settled then. We eat Llama.

[Theicecreaman]

We'll start off eating Llama... but we'll see from there.

[Wonko the Sane]

You should know that us rodians taste an awful lot like rotten fish if not properly prepared. And parts of us can be poisonous depending on our diet.

Llamas are generally good eats though. We should be able to sustain ourselves for a time at least. Hey, maybe if we find a cloning lab we can create an endless supply of Llamas to eat? Oh dear, nevermind. The spam thread is long enough as it is.

I hear Wookiee tastes good this time of year?

[Theicecreaman]

But where will there be wookies in Greenland? I mean, we'll find a cloning laboratory for sure. In case you forgot your history, Greenland and Iceland are misleading names, as Iceland is green and Greenland is icy; by that same trickery, secret government agencies have actually put all nuclear weapons produced during the cold war over there, in addition to "other" experiments.

I do, however, know for certain that there'll be one of these over there: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wampa

[blivvy]

Well Kai and his bros will be there. So there'll be plenty of Wookiee to eat.

...That just sounds bad lulz.

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