Re: The Official End of the World (2012) thread!

[masterchief]

I wouldn't llike the 2012 movie style apocalypse mutch.

Prefer more something like deep impact kind of ending. Would be sad if our own planet would drown us!

And heck! deep impact has morgan freeman and frodo in it! So you must like this kind of apocalyps!!

[Wonko the Sane]

...There is no preparing for this kind of imminent disaster, but pretending like buying umbrellas and stocking up on fresh water will give us the false sense of security that we need to get us through these difficult times.

To that end, I propose we take turns singing The Twelve Days of the Apocalypse. Yes, there's only twelve days left! Technically, it's Monday already so I'll start us off with Monday's verse.

On the first day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
A really nasty hickey.

Am I going to have to sing the whole song myself?

FINE!!


On the second day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
SARS.
And a really nasty hickey.

[Wonko the Sane]

I wouldn't llike the 2012 movie style apocalypse mutch.

Prefer more something like deep impact kind of ending. Would be sad if our own planet would drown us!

And heck! deep impact has morgan freeman and frodo in it! So you must like this kind of apocalyps!!

But it doesn't have Bruce Willis in it.

[Wonko the Sane]

Someone else really needs to pick up a verse or two.


On the third day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
Three French brains,
SARS!
And a really nasty hickey.

[Shinja]

On the Fourth day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
Four severed genitals,
Three French brains,
SARS!
And a really nasty hickey.

[blivvy]

On the Fifth day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
Five mutilated limbs,
Four severed genitals,
Three French brains,
SARS!
And a really nasty hickey.

[Wonko the Sane]

On the sixth day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
Six killer robots,
Five mutilated limbs,
Four severed genitals,
Three French brains,
SARS!
And a really nasty hickey.

[blivvy]

On the seventh day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
Seven alien ray guns,
Six killer robots,
Five mutilated limbs,
Four severed genitals,
Three French brains,
SARS!
And a really nasty hickey.

[Wonko the Sane]

[blivvy]

So the weather forecast for the 21st is some heavy showers of flaming meteorites with a slight change of a fiery death? Awesome, I think I'll have a now

[Da Llama]

thinking of getting a tan next friday.

[Wonko the Sane]

Counting them down... FOUR DAYS LEFT!!! Choose the form of the destructor!




And who has the next verse in the apocalypse song?

[blivvy]

On the eight day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
Eight chewed up twinkies,
Seven alien ray guns,
Six killer robots,
Five mutilated limbs,
Four severed genitals,
Three French brains,
SARS!
And a really nasty hickey.

[Wonko the Sane]

NOOOO NOT THE TWINKIES!

[Shinja]

On the Ninth day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
Nine regurgitated breast implants,
Eight chewed up twinkies,
Seven alien ray guns,
Six killer robots,
Five mutilated limbs,
Four severed genitals,
Three French brains,
SARS!
And a really nasty hickey.

[Wonko the Sane]

Just a little update on this one:



Currently at 982,290,185 views. This youtube video is seriously counting down to the end, and some freak predicted it 500 years ago.




On the tenth day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
Ten Psy's galloping,
Nine regurgitated breast implants,
Eight chewed up twinkies,
Seven alien ray guns,
Six killer robots,
Five mutilated limbs,
Four severed genitals,
Three French brains,
SARS!
And a really nasty hickey.

[Da Llama]

anyway, to add to your list of stuff, i think that this will happen:

but this rumour was started by a guy called ray.

BUT WAIT
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/articles/apocalypses-i-hope-happen-122112

[Wonko the Sane]

You know where I'll be when the world ends?




That's right, sippin' me some of that Ol' Janx Spirit.

[Wonko the Sane]

Less than 24 hours to go!
Oh. Snap.




Whelp, that sucks.




In other news:





Doc, I didn't sign up for this!







This would be nice though:

[Theicecreaman]

On the eleventh day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
Eleven sawed-off shotguns,
Ten Psy's galloping,
Nine regurgitated breast implants,
Eight chewed up twinkies,
Seven alien ray guns,
Six killer robots,
Five mutilated limbs,
Four severed genitals,
Three French brains,
SARS!
And a really nasty hickey.

[Da Llama]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

HOW LONG DO WE HAVE UNTIL "IT" HAPPENS?

[blivvy]

The time has almost come.

Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when the fireballs rain from the sky, the killer robots invade, the zombies attack and when Psy gallops over your rotten corpse? WHATCHA GONNA DO?!

[Da Llama]

30 minutes and this has happened.
it's 12:40 over here and chaos has struck.
I have more screenshots.




edit: oh, crap, looks whats happening.

[Wonko the Sane]

The Gangnam Style video is at 994,277,961 views! It is SO hitting 1,000,000,000 on Friday! This is incredible!

[Wonko the Sane]

On the twelfth day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
Twelve Staypuft 'mallows,
Eleven sawed-off shotguns,
Ten Psy's galloping,
Nine regurgitated breast implants,
Eight chewed up twinkies,
Seven alien ray guns,
Six killer robots,
Five mutilated limbs,
Four severed genitals,
Three French brains,
SARS!
And a really nasty hickey.

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