To all visitors of the forum:

First off, thank you for your interest in Wonko's School of Cake--we're glad you found us to satiate your Jedi Knights fix. We don't "bake" opium with our daily products, though, so sorry if that's your kind of fix.

Our forum links to many maps, most of which redirect to external websites other people manage, although Wonko does have a few on his …

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HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!

Watch out for this guy -

Dear Santa,

Well, enough chit-chat. This year I want:

A lightsaber,
Some thermal detonators,
A dancing twi'lek or two,
And oh, can you try to keep that mean old Grinch at bay this time?




P.S. And if I get any lords-a-leaping or geese-a-laying, you've HAD it.

Wonko the Sane wrote:You better watch out!

Better not cry!

Better not pout, I'm tellin' you why...


Santa …

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Hey guys,

I lost my password (which I had just changed to a newer one), so I had to reset the forum to how it was on 12/7. Your recent messages have been deleted and everything is as it was on 12/7.

Nothing much happened between the days, so I figured it'd be the best time. Good thing for forum backups!

Thanks for understanding,

Ice.

edit:
looks like the newer posts are still there but are …

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