Super Bowl 2019

Y'all think I forgot, but the ice cream man never forgets 

So Patriots vs Rams.  


We had a battle between the patriots organization 2 years ago which, to my recollection, was a victory.  Yet, we have a new contender in our midst: 

The Rams. 

These majestic creatures will, dare I say, tackle, any obstacle in their path and may in fact leave the patriots organization 6 ft under.  But the Patriots, a multibilion dollar conglomerate spanning the entire globe, may fiddle with the battle arena to gain the upper hand over their competitors, as is tradition.

So we shall see.  

I'm going to go ahead put my 50 cents down for the Rams--may they charge right into the rich old men's asses and triumph all their competitors.  

 The winner, of course, shall receive a Super Bowl, filled with funyuns, blueberry muffins, and loads of cotton candy, as is tradition.  Go Rams!

I'm always so confused by this annual sportsball phenomenon.  I depend on your clarifications and recaps to help me make sense of all the chaos as it unfolds.  I think I understand this year's madness a little better now.  

Looking forward to your insights as things play out.

Okay I'm confused again.  Why do they talk so much nonsense?  Is it all a code to prevent the other team from lipreading their tactics?
I'll never understand this sportsball thing