Alright guys, you know the deal. I post a prediction and it (mostlyish) comes out right.
NE Patriots vs. Atlanta falcons.
So the way I see it, you have The Patriots organization from Metal Gear Solid vs...Atlanta...anta...rhymes with santa....VS SANTA!
Now here's what's going to happen.
The Patriots, using their all-intelligent AI system, launch a preemptive attack of Gekko, walking machines designed to exterminate all enemy combatants. A few of Santa's helpers and elves take a hit, but Rudolph leads a bombing raid on the Gekko, taking out most and leaving the rest in full retreat.
While The Patriots prepare for their offensive, Santa leaves some "presents" for the good little boys and girls. And by that, naturally, I am referring to EMP grenades and CQC-compatible assault rifles. The elves, reindeer, and yuletide assistants prepare for a sneaking mission in Patriots-controlled territory.
A single human, codename FALCON, enters behind the Patriots' line of scrimmage and takes out their AI control system, while Santa provides op support. Unfortunately, all of Santa's helpers take heavy small-arms fire and incendiary damage and perish brutally at the 42 yard line. Rudolph with his nose so bright guided a heat-seeking missile right into their attack formation.
Now, FALCON must engage in an epic battle with the only surviving member of The Patriots, Solid Snake. Unfortunately for him, Snake's extensive battle experience and general tendency to not die overcame FALCON's training and "underdog" appeal. So the battle went to The Patriots.
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That sounds like it was an EPIC superbowl. Why didn't I watch that? Why didn't anyone tell me it was going to be so epic? Why have previous superbowls been so incredibly boring? Why is this guy --> <-- smiling like that? Does he know something I don't know? Should I know it too? Does everyone else around me know? Am I the only one who doesn't? Does it have to do with Santa? What happened to Santa after he provided op support? Did he perish with his helpers at the 42 yard line? Does that mean no more presents?? Is that the end of Christmas?! Ice, did you kill Santa?!?! Did you end all Christmases forever?!?! WHAT DID YOU DO!?
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