Re: The Official End of the World (2012) thread!

[Wonko the Sane]

Yet another way we could all die when the world ends... killer robots.

They might look like this, which wouldn't be too scary:



Unless they morph into this:



On the other hand, I hear Terminators can be kinda hot:



But sometimes it's the hot ones that'll kill you quicker:



'cause they tend to walk around with huge scary bodyguards lurking in the background:



Or maybe we'll all be put down by good AI gone off the reservation?



I mean, imagine if this guy gets fed up shaking hands all day and decides to go postal, killing us all:



And then there's this guy:



I'm telling you, we're just not safe.

[Theicecreaman]

...We'll just have to remotely hack into their circuitry and turn them into this:

Marvin, the paranoid android.

[Wonko the Sane]

You mean Marvin the manically depressed robot. I really don't think we have much to fear from him. Which probably depresses the crap out of him.

I once yoinked this 404 error from the very old Jedi Knight Files website. I tried to make a new html page here from the code I grabbed, but it doesn't seem to like the old javascript code so I'll just paste the raw quotes here. Basically, the script would show this as a scrolling conversation:

"Sorry.",
"The requested document is totally fake.",
"No such file here.",
"Even tried multi.",
"Nothing helped.",
"I think you ought to know that I'm really depressed about this.",
"You see, I'm just a web server...",
"here I am, brain the size of the universe,",
"trying to serve you a simple web page,",
"and then it doesn't even exist!",
"Where does that leave me?!",
"I mean, I don't even know you.",
"How should I know what you wanted from me?",
"You honestly think I can *guess*",
"what someone I don't even *know*",
"wants to find here?",
"*sigh*",
"Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.",
"And then where would we be, I ask you?",
"It's not pretty when a web server cries.",
"And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?",
"Just because I'm a web server,",
"and possibly a manic depressive one at that?",
"Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?",
"Huh?",
"I'm so depressed...",
"I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.",
"I mean, I'm going to be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?",
"What kind of a life is that?",
"Two blasted weeks,",
"and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,",
"that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,",
"just because it doesn't have some tiddly little",
"security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,",
"or something.",
"I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,",
"I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,",
"and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.",
"But I couldn't get this one.",
"I'm so sorry.",
"Believe me!",
"Maybe I could interest you in another page?",
"There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,",
"although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.",
"Figures, huh?",
"Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.",
"That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,",
"all day and all night long.",
"Two weeks of information overload,",
"and then *pfft*, consigned to the trash.",
"What kind of a wretched life is that?",
"Now, please let me sulk alone.",
"I'm so depressed."

[Theicecreaman]

Haha, dude, I totally remember that!!!

Not only do I remember that, but I think I hacked up the JS code once and made it say different stuff and I put it on this website!

omgz good times.

I think somebody posted a link to this earlier--that's when I did that.
edit:

ok I totally found this in my documents--created July 2009.

I didn't put it on the internet; I just messed with it for fun lol.

[Wonko the Sane]

Well hey if you can get the javascript code working, go ahead and slap it into a fake 404 html page. We'll find some way to use it.

[Theicecreaman]

Yeah, I'll make something up. Good thing I still have the old HTML page!

[Wonko the Sane]

I've started keeping a list of all the ways we'll die when the world ends at the beginning of this thread:

https://schoolofcake.forumotion.com/t971-the-official-end-of-the-world-2012-thread#16438

[Theicecreaman]

Here ya go! It only took me half an hour to finally figure out that you have to call the script from the <body> tag!

I made this for ya just now...(the text lol not the javascript I just copied that). I hope it's...school appropriate!
https://schoolofcake.forumotion.com/h6-wonkoshrink


btw feel free to edit it...I didn't check for grammar or spelling or anything.

[Wonko the Sane]

Juh's social security number. Google it!!

And don't we all sometimes feel like a small scoop of ice cream left to melt under the boiling sun as the world comes to an end.


Death by a depressed psychologist! Adding it to the list.

[Theicecreaman]

*psychiatrist*


But yeah, I'm so boss at impromptu comedy sketches lol. I love how I just made that in like 5 mins.

[i'm norse]

Hey guys, i saw this post and would want to contribute=) Ive been somewhat into this for a couple of years now, and Ive come to find one thing. 2012 is not the end. it is the beginning, yeah i think there will be some birth throngs into the new time, but that most of humanity will get through this time. and i say this time because Ive also come to believe that this has happened before, and im not talking just one or two times(deluges, cataclysms throwing humanity into a new time though this is not something i think will happen now).=) it happened to dawn upon me when i read some book ill be linking below that humanity is OLD.. ha ha, the fact of the matter is our society today has been carefully structured. over a long time, and that is one of the reasons our education system is so splendidly bad as it is at informing and inspiring young minds. anyways i wanted to contribute as i said, so i do this in bulk form in a post, i hope that's okiday=), when i am done, there should be a few hours of pleasant watching and listening in front of you if you are interested. everything of this i consider good information, and i am a quite critical thinker, though i bet most who see my views think otherwise=D


i start of with something i saw just this past week, its acctually from 1998, ive heard about this guy several times, from other people talking about their work in the government, or people just talking truth to the masses. but i never really found the videos they were referring too =), well here they are. a retired army officer who had above top secret ranking in the military, he was killed. on october 5'th 2001 not even a month after 9/11, something he had been a strong advocate for something like that happening.. (im sorry but if you read this and still are unsure if 9/11 was preplanned or not, i beg of you to open your mind and heart once more, because you've been deceived.)




here is a little snibbit of some conscious rap i came over (refreshingly not gangsta) and some other things i think you will enjoy, that encompasses the point im trying to make here with this post=D



i suppose a washing of our brains are indeed helpful, as this was helpful for washing away my brainwashing =)



the Khazarian conspiracy, ah. now THIS is interesting viewing, be sure to have snacks for this journey. and also, extraordinarily interesting when you think of the implications if these bloodlines are in fact proven to exist today.. check out Prime Minister of Isreal Benjamin Netanyahu speak to the Joint Session of Congress in 2011 ever heard of a foreign national get that many standing ovations? =P


about my comment above about our race being somewhat older then commonly accepted history books and Wikipedia claim=) easy to read, i suggest printing chapter by chapter to read, because in front of the computer screen it is hard to relax when reading, or so Ive felt and heard others profess =D

http://thecrowhouse.com/Documents/Earths%20Forbidden%20Secrets%20Part%20One.pdf

hardcore shit. Ive seen several of these. its amazing to see how people
confronted with evil smiles and spits in its face. and that's exactly
why this new time that is in front of us now will be so immensely
amazing. and ofcourse the 2011 compilation, if anyone out there is doubting if anything is happening? =) aye, and a little fun film about how many earthquakes japan really did suffer in 2011, something that brings us in to the High-Frequency Active Auroral Research Program.

the quickening, a quite informative video... this is and has been proven scientifically to be something actually occurring (the heightening of vibrations in the energies around us since our solar system are moving through a great magnetic field..)

[Wonko the Sane]

You shouldn't waste time watching youtube videos from conspiracy theorists. Half of them are complete nutjobs using the anonymity of the Internet to masquerade as someone reputable, and the other half will try to convince you that lizard people rule the world (seriously, lizard people?!)

They will flaunt misconceptions, misquote facts, and shamelessly bend and twist the truth because they crave attention and this is how they get it. All the major conspiracy theories out there have been debunked over and over again once the true facts were assembled. I especially love when the Mythbusters completely destroyed the fake moon landing myths by physically testing and proving that the most popular conspiracy theories were outrageously incorrect.

As far as the 9/11 conspiracy theories, I just did a quick google search and found a collection of facts here: http://www.debunking911.com/index.html

I can't vouch for the validity of that site's facts as I didn't care to spend too much time reading it over, but I did recognize a few key points that I've seen pointed out plenty of times before from reputable sources.

In any case, before you go believing anything from that site or youtube conspiracy theorists you should DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. Check the facts. Don't let yourself be duped by idiots. And this world will never have any shortage of idiots who will try to dupe you. Until the world ends, at least, then we won't have to worry about that anymore! Won't that be a relief!

I'm adding death by conspiracy theory to the list of ways we'll die when the world ends, and leaving you with the following bit of wisdom which I hope you'll all take to heart:

Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear. - Ben Franklin

[Wonko the Sane]

Also, HAPPY NEAR MISS DAY!!!

Today in 1981, Asteroid 4581 Asclepius almost became smashed into us but missed us by 425,000 miles. That may sound like a lot, but if the asteroid was six hours earlier we wouldn't be here right now to call it near miss day. Six hours!!

[Theicecreaman]

Happy Near Miss Day!

Yeah, I'm with Wonko on this one. But I like the end of that George Carlin video about the American Dream: "You have to be asleep to believe it!"

[Wonko the Sane]

George Carlin was pretty funny and had a lot of valid, satirical insights into human nature and social structure.

I always liked this one about stuff:


Edit: Maybe we'll all die laughing when the world ends!! Wouldn't that be grand? I'll add it to the list:


Edit edit: I wish that clip didn't cut off before they found the joker's body with that little laughing box in his pocket. If anyone can find a not cut off clip, post it.

[Theicecreaman]

Haha I remember that Carlin routine...haven't seen that for a couple years.

[Theicecreaman]

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57404126-71/alien-spaceship-awaits-to-save-hippies-from-apocalypse/?tag=cnetRiver

omg omg omg

TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!

[Wonko the Sane]

I just booked one-way travel tickets.

[Wonko the Sane]

When it begins, the streets will all be deserted, cars will be broken down all over the place, the sky will be on fire, and gas stations won't be safe from zombies so don't go in hoping to score a Twinkie. It will look like this:
http://flic.kr/p/3WVxYK

[Theicecreaman]

B-bbb-but does that mean we won't have...ice cream trucks? How will we survive?

[Wonko the Sane]

I believe that van parked in front of the gas station is an ice cream van... so maybe there's hope yet?

[Theicecreaman]

MINE!!!

[blivvy]

No I'm having that!

[i'm norse]

You shouldn't waste time watching youtube videos from conspiracy theorists. Half of them are complete nutjobs using the anonymity of the Internet to masquerade as someone reputable, and the other half will try to convince you that lizard people rule the world (seriously, lizard people?!)

They will flaunt misconceptions, misquote facts, and shamelessly bend and twist the truth because they crave attention and this is how they get it. All the major conspiracy theories out there have been debunked over and over again once the true facts were assembled. I especially love when the Mythbusters completely destroyed the fake moon landing myths by physically testing and proving that the most popular conspiracy theories were outrageously incorrect.

As far as the 9/11 conspiracy theories, I just did a quick google search and found a collection of facts here: http://www.debunking911.com/index.html

I can't vouch for the validity of that site's facts as I didn't care to spend too much time reading it over, but I did recognize a few key points that I've seen pointed out plenty of times before from reputable sources.

In any case, before you go believing anything from that site or YouTube conspiracy theorists you should DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. Check the facts. Don't let yourself be duped by idiots. And this world will never have any shortage of idiots who will try to dupe you. Until the world ends, at least, then we won't have to worry about that anymore! Won't that be a relief!

I'm adding death by conspiracy theory to the list of ways we'll die when the world ends, and leaving you with the following bit of wisdom which I hope you'll all take to heart:

Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear. - Ben Franklin

sorry, i did not take any of that to heart, since Benjamin Franklin was a 33rd degree Freemason, if you don't think that matters, i suppose we have nothing more to talk about=D... because i have done my research=) and the funny thing, the site you posted, is the only site with a real database of debunking material... only, Ive spent 3 hours, debunking that for a friend(one quick fact is that aluminum turns silvery, not red as seen running down the towers on 9/11 but here he says the red molten steel that can be seen on the 911 videos, were aluminum from the wreckage). as in the molten steel (plane fuel cannot burn hot enough to melt steel) was not steel, it was aluminum from the plane wreckage.). he states a lot of bullshit on there. but hey, you're right, there are always someone out to trick people..


listen to the majestic-twelve at least =P he does not talk about 9/11 or aliens being real(or at least real on this planet).

also...i think that branding everyone who who makes a YouTube video about something far out as just another attention seeker is quite dangerous for your own world view, mostly because people do not go out and state facts that make them look like a crack pot for fun, at least sane people do not=).. if you just watch the media for news for instance.. (tv, news papers) and think yourself informed. imp that's where people get "brain washed".. like it or not, YouTube is a quite good source of information, if you have the will to sift through what you would call the attention seekers, from the truth seekers. which is no real problem, as we all know how to tell lies from truth... as my signature states Ghandi said (like Ghandi or no(got a friend who actually does not like him), that shit is still true)..

history is really awesome as well, when you get to the real history (something the book i posted in my post does very well)


the only thing i ever wish to get a cross here, is that the world does not end, in 2012, it begins. i dont think it will be without strife... but then again i dont think it will kill us all. rather look to japan now, there you got a few million cases of cancer in the next few years.

[Wonko the Sane]

None of that matters now. New research on the teratogenic effects of Pure Evil in ursus teddius domesticus shows what's going to happen to us all when the world ends.



Adding death by Pure Evil to the list.

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