Re: The Official End of the World (2012) thread!

[Da Llama]

can i tie my shoelaceS?

[Theicecreaman]

Not without tripping.

[Wonko the Sane]

Who is going to pause to tie their shoelaces while being chased by hordes of zombies during a Dia de los Muertos extinction event?!

... the guy who gets eaten, that's who.

[Loki]

But but... my shoelaces get untied all the time! However will I survive the zombies!?

Why, you need is the brand new, super duper, zombie proof shoelaces! With these you'll never again have to concern yourself with shoelace-getting-untieditis! You can outrun all those zombies for hours*!

*Stamina will not be improved by zombie proof shoelaces and we cannot be held responsible for face removal by zombies when they catch you.

[Da Llama]

can i play on a kazoo?
it isn't easy being eaten you know.
Oh, and by the way, I'm tryna use capitals.

[Wonko the Sane]

Today's date is a palindrome: 2/10/2012

Unless you write your dates backwards. In which case, it's simply another day closer to the END OF THE WORLD!!!

[Grimlore]

If the end of the planet Earth was inevitable, (and you have to make an emergency boarding of the starship Enterprise) create a list a min. 5 things you must do before boarding a ship off of Earth.



Ex*: 1.Do a non-violent crime (any sort, ie:getting drunk and doing crazy stuff

2. Loot a store for supplies and stuff you feel like you can NOT leave earth without (name the store and a min. of 5 things to loot from the store)

3. Get an autograph from your idol.

*=4&5 are the ones where you can create yourself other things to do along with the other 3 as this is an example XD

[Da Llama]

1. Send a supply of teddy bears to the moon, for the space cats.

2. Throw Metallica albums at people saying "RIDE THE LIGHTING!" (a reference to skittles)

3. Plan out my afterlife becoming a ghost on eart... wait.

4. Play this song at full blast while driving around on a scooter.


5. Shout "Cthulhu wants your money." while every disaster in the world is happening.

besides, on the 21/12/2012, i'll probably be asleep.

[Wonko the Sane]

I merged Grim's thread into the Official End of the World thread so we can keep all the end of the world stuff in one spot this year.

My list following your examples would be:

1) There's really no point in any crime when the world's gonna end. The craziest thing I could think of doing would be boarding a ship to leave the planet and live on Mars, so...

2) I'd loot a sunscreen store to stock up on sunscreen. A little sunscreen never hurt anybody and the sun is mighty bright up in space.

3) I'd get the zombies to autograph the space ship. Zombies in space = Reavers.

4) Being as there'd undoubtedly be zombies in space, I'd want to make sure to pack my Space Cowboy outfit and a six shooter.

5) Also my Firefly DVD collection because I hear space is lonely.

[blivvy]

Ya know, zombies aren't the only thing in space...

[Wonko the Sane]

It's the end of the world. Do you know where your towel is?

[Wonko the Sane]

As you requested Ice, I'm adding this to the list of ways we could all die when the end of the world happens. Personally, I wouldn't mind going out this way:

[Da Llama]

i wanted my free towel....

[Wonko the Sane]

It was never free, and of all the people to lose their towel I think we all knew you'd be the first.

[Theicecreaman]

http://www.towel.org.uk/towelday.html

[Wonko the Sane]

Yet another way we could all die when the world ends... killer robots.

They might look like this, which wouldn't be too scary:



Unless they morph into this:



On the other hand, I hear Terminators can be kinda hot:



But sometimes it's the hot ones that'll kill you quicker:



'cause they tend to walk around with huge scary bodyguards lurking in the background:



Or maybe we'll all be put down by good AI gone off the reservation?



I mean, imagine if this guy gets fed up shaking hands all day and decides to go postal, killing us all:



And then there's this guy:



I'm telling you, we're just not safe.

[Theicecreaman]

...We'll just have to remotely hack into their circuitry and turn them into this:

Marvin, the paranoid android.

[Wonko the Sane]

You mean Marvin the manically depressed robot. I really don't think we have much to fear from him. Which probably depresses the crap out of him.

I once yoinked this 404 error from the very old Jedi Knight Files website. I tried to make a new html page here from the code I grabbed, but it doesn't seem to like the old javascript code so I'll just paste the raw quotes here. Basically, the script would show this as a scrolling conversation:

"Sorry.",
"The requested document is totally fake.",
"No such file here.",
"Even tried multi.",
"Nothing helped.",
"I think you ought to know that I'm really depressed about this.",
"You see, I'm just a web server...",
"here I am, brain the size of the universe,",
"trying to serve you a simple web page,",
"and then it doesn't even exist!",
"Where does that leave me?!",
"I mean, I don't even know you.",
"How should I know what you wanted from me?",
"You honestly think I can *guess*",
"what someone I don't even *know*",
"wants to find here?",
"*sigh*",
"Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.",
"And then where would we be, I ask you?",
"It's not pretty when a web server cries.",
"And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?",
"Just because I'm a web server,",
"and possibly a manic depressive one at that?",
"Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?",
"Huh?",
"I'm so depressed...",
"I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.",
"I mean, I'm going to be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?",
"What kind of a life is that?",
"Two blasted weeks,",
"and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,",
"that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,",
"just because it doesn't have some tiddly little",
"security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,",
"or something.",
"I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,",
"I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,",
"and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.",
"But I couldn't get this one.",
"I'm so sorry.",
"Believe me!",
"Maybe I could interest you in another page?",
"There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,",
"although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.",
"Figures, huh?",
"Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.",
"That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,",
"all day and all night long.",
"Two weeks of information overload,",
"and then *pfft*, consigned to the trash.",
"What kind of a wretched life is that?",
"Now, please let me sulk alone.",
"I'm so depressed."

[Theicecreaman]

Haha, dude, I totally remember that!!!

Not only do I remember that, but I think I hacked up the JS code once and made it say different stuff and I put it on this website!

omgz good times.

I think somebody posted a link to this earlier--that's when I did that.
edit:

ok I totally found this in my documents--created July 2009.

I didn't put it on the internet; I just messed with it for fun lol.

[Wonko the Sane]

Well hey if you can get the javascript code working, go ahead and slap it into a fake 404 html page. We'll find some way to use it.

[Theicecreaman]

Yeah, I'll make something up. Good thing I still have the old HTML page!

[Wonko the Sane]

I've started keeping a list of all the ways we'll die when the world ends at the beginning of this thread:

https://schoolofcake.forumotion.com/t971-the-official-end-of-the-world-2012-thread#16438

[Theicecreaman]

Here ya go! It only took me half an hour to finally figure out that you have to call the script from the <body> tag!

I made this for ya just now...(the text lol not the javascript I just copied that). I hope it's...school appropriate!
https://schoolofcake.forumotion.com/h6-wonkoshrink


btw feel free to edit it...I didn't check for grammar or spelling or anything.

[Wonko the Sane]

Juh's social security number. Google it!!

And don't we all sometimes feel like a small scoop of ice cream left to melt under the boiling sun as the world comes to an end.


Death by a depressed psychologist! Adding it to the list.

[Theicecreaman]

*psychiatrist*


But yeah, I'm so boss at impromptu comedy sketches lol. I love how I just made that in like 5 mins.

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