Re: The Official End of the World (2012) thread!

by **Theicecreaman** Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:10 pm

We're screwed.

by **Wonko the Sane** Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:18 pm

We should only be so lucky. That will look like daytime children's television compared to the fate that awaits us all! Old Man

by **Theicecreaman** Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:28 pm

I don't know, Wonko. Daytime children's television shows are pretty scary.

Yikes.

by **Wonko the Sane** Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:07 pm

Aaaah the good old days. Back then, men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from alpha centauri were real small furry creatures from alpha centauri. Only goes to show just how far we have fallen. It's no wonder the world is ending.

MEEP MEEP

by **blivvy** Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:57 pm

I always wondered if we would live to see the day when the coyote finally catches the road runner... but it was kinda disappointing tbh. Ah well the world can end all it wants now xD

by Da Llama Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:43 pm

save the pretsels.

by **Theicecreaman** Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:49 pm

Spoiler:

Newton didn't discover the universal law of gravitation. Everyone's favorite coyote did.

by **Wonko the Sane** Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:46 pm

Death by Gravity. Oh what a wicked way to go. Add that to the list of possible ways we're all going to die in 2012.

by Da Llama Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:28 am

by **Wonko the Sane** Sun Jan 22, 2012 6:59 pm

Nono, the big chill is already on the list. That's when the ozone is all like f-u and leaves to go find a better planet and we all freeze to death.

by **Theicecreaman** Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:59 am

We're all gonna burn in hell.

You first, suckas! I'm moving to Canada and livin' it up, Eskimo-style!

Canadian bacon for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Freedom fries for supper. Hold the ketchup.

by **Wonko the Sane** Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:43 pm

Canadia will actually be the first one targeted by the Giant Auto Pilot Android Asteroids From Another Galaxy (or GAPAAFAG for short). GAPAAFAGs don't like hockey, you see.

I'm thinking Greenland might not be a bad idea? By the time the GAPAAFAGs get here, so much of the oceans will have boiled off that we may be able to walk the ancient land bridge over there.

by **Theicecreaman** Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:50 pm

I feel like reviving this thread b/c I can.

If we all do decide to move to Greenland, and we end up escaping the GAPAAFAGs, who will we eat first?

Let's assume, for the sake of argument, that all my ice cream is polluted with hazardous chemicals from the disaster and that I am not edible due to my personal consumption of my product.

I vote we eat Bliv. Who's with me?

by **blivvy** Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:13 am

Nah man, I wouldn't taste good.

But I heard rodian was a delicacy on some planets. So I vote we eat Wonko xD

by Da Llama Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:45 am

llamas taste nice over here in llama land, wait.

by **blivvy** Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:41 am

Okay it's settled then. We eat Llama.

by **Theicecreaman** Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:41 pm

We'll start off eating Llama... but we'll see from there.

by **Wonko the Sane** Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:58 pm

You should know that us rodians taste an awful lot like rotten fish if not properly prepared. And parts of us can be poisonous depending on our diet.

Llamas are generally good eats though. We should be able to sustain ourselves for a time at least. Hey, maybe if we find a cloning lab we can create an endless supply of Llamas to eat? Oh dear, nevermind. The spam thread is long enough as it is.

I hear Wookiee tastes good this time of year?

by **Theicecreaman** Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:53 pm

But where will there be wookies in Greenland? I mean, we'll find a cloning laboratory for sure. In case you forgot your history, Greenland and Iceland are misleading names, as Iceland is green and Greenland is icy; by that same trickery, secret government agencies have actually put all nuclear weapons produced during the cold war over there, in addition to "other" experiments.

I do, however, know for certain that there'll be one of these over there: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wampa

by **blivvy** Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:31 am

Well Kai and his bros will be there. So there'll be plenty of Wookiee to eat.

...That just sounds bad lulz.

by Da Llama Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:50 pm

Theicecreaman wrote:We'll start off eating Llama... but we'll see from there.

what happens when im gone? will you eat my donuts?

by **Wonko the Sane** Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:49 pm

Hey now, this is a PG-13 forum!! (says so at the bottom)

by Da Llama Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:02 pm

why cant we eat the jabberwocky, after all its not like hes gonna smash my head into the keyboiasjdgpasdgoasdgiijsagdaioj8dku8

by **blivvy** Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:52 pm

...well now that the Jabberwock hasn't taken care of Llama, we can commence The Feast!

I call the legs. Drooling

by **Wonko the Sane** Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:07 pm

I call what little brains there are. I hear llama brain is a delicacy.

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