Re: The Official End of the World (2012) thread!

[Wonko the Sane]

We're halfway there folks!! Six months left until the world ends! That's six short months to get your affairs in order, pay off your debts or create even more debt, and prepare yourself for the end.

It's game over, man, game over!

[blivvy]

Well if Crash Bandicoot is anything to go by then I guess we can all look forward to turning into ghost angels and flying to the sky

But I'd rather go like that than any of these.

[Wonko the Sane]

So 2012 has three Friday the 13th's, making it officially the most unlucky year since 1984. The next time there will be that many Friday the 13th's in one year is 2040, assuming the world doesn't explode entirely.

We're all doomed. Plain and simple.

[blivvy]

[Wonko the Sane]

Just like before the release of a widely anticipated movie, here come the End of the World teasers!

This evening at 7:30 eastern US time, an asteroid the size of a city block will zoom right by us. It definitely will not hit us, but it's close enough that this space camera will be streaming the teaser live:

http://events.slooh.com/

It has a countdown timer and everything for those of you in other time zones.

Apparently, a similar one just missed us on June 14th. All we need is one more! Once is chance, twice is a coincidence, but three times is a pattern!

[blivvy]

Death by asteroid? That's so last century. I think death by exile is the way to go, literally (just watch the new batman movie).

[Wonko the Sane]

We finally have definitive, indisputable proof that the world is ending:

Llama has stopped spamming and is actually using the edit button on his posts.

Run for the hills!! Hide your kids, hide your wife!!

[Theicecreaman]

I love my new speakers

[Wonko the Sane]

You're welcome. Enjoy them while you can, only a few short months left until the world ends due to Llama not spamming anymore.

[blivvy]

Damn you Llama! Why did you have to stop spamming? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY!?

[Da Llama]

My spamming was saving the world?

but, but.

I shall now keep track of the many ways in which we will all perish when the world ends.
This list will be updated as new methods of death and destruction and general world-endingness are contributed.

Llama will spam us all to death.

[Theicecreaman]

The entire history of the human race has been changed. We're all screwed. There's no way to contain the massive time paradox caused by two inevitable outcomes conflicting each other, Llama killing us by spamming and Llama killing us by not spamming. Adding it to the list.

• Time paradox created by two conflicting yet inevitable phenomena (Llama's spamming and his ceasing to spam) that will cause a hole in the time vortex, thereby disrupting the space-time continuum and releasing massive amounts of psychic energy that will manifest itself in our subconscious and zombify us all.

[Wonko the Sane]

Oh man we're so screwed!! What are we gonna do now?!! Game over man, game over!!

[Da Llama]

who mostly comes at night?

WHO?

[blivvy]

Spoiler:

[Theicecreaman]

The fact that this pic does not show for me right now has inspired me to change my sig.

[Da Llama]

ima change my avatar now

[Theicecreaman]

Hahah nice one..

[Wonko the Sane]

When the world ends, all our signatures will be invalid, broken image links.

[Da Llama]

So, If I continuously spam, I kill everyone, By ceasing to spam, I have killed you all, but a while back, I was eaten, which I wasn't around to spam you all to death, and I couldn't cease to spam, because I was dead.

https://schoolofcake.forumotion.com/t971p60-the-official-end-of-the-world-2012-thread#16694

[Wonko the Sane]

So today, in my Google Plus stream, I find stories about the bloody shooting in New York where a couple people were murdered and a bunch more injured by this one guy who was mad about being laid off from his job--and even by the cops who were shooting at him trying to kill him, sandwiched in between stories about the Mars Curiosity rover and its sci-fi jet booster crane landing exploring space and whatnot.

And I just don't know what to take from that. But it seems like it belongs in this thread.

Discuss?

[Theicecreaman]

There have just been so many killings lately that I also just don't know what to make of that. I mean, statistics-wise, there have been lesser killings with each coming year. But the amount of people going off the rails like this, I think, has increased. I feel like the number of gang-related murders is decreasing as people are becoming smarter, but life is just getting too intense for people to handle. Also, I think that people are becoming too comfortable with their lives such that every small thing is pissing folk off. In less-fortunate countries, people don't kill each other because they're pissed at the world. I really don't know what e;se to say on this regard...

[Wonko the Sane]

It's almost a case of the smarter people get, the dumber they are. We're launching robots into space that are legit straight out of sci-fi, but a guy still walks into his former place of employment to kill his boss over a job he probably hated anyway.

[Theicecreaman]

Yeah, that robot stuff is awesome. Investments in science/technology are what this country needs (e.j. hybrid car technology).

[Wonko the Sane]

Unless the robots are made by people who would kill a former employer...

Homicidal psycho revenge-killing robots, anyone? Is that on our list?

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