Re: The Official End of the World (2012) thread!

[Wonko the Sane]

21 days left, folks.

We know the world is ending because they stopped making Twinkies. And we all know that there are no Twinkies after the apocalypse.

[blivvy]

These scenes come to mind

[Theicecreaman]

How ironic is that...that was an awesome movie!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/29/hostess-executive-bonuses_n_2210515.html

Check this out...

[Chip]

We are all screwed.

[Wonko the Sane]

Oh wow that's hilarious! Who makes those kinds of connections!?

I'm officially adding "Death by Gangnam Style" to the list. I think that's the one that will finally do us in!

[Wonko the Sane]

Next wednesday, 12/12/12, is the last repetitive date like that we will ever see. For the rest of all of forever. There's no more. Ever.

Yet more evidence that the world is ending. But I still think the fact that there will be no more twinkies should convince even the most dedicated nonbeliever.


Just over TWO WEEKS left folks! Time to revisit the list and tell us your preferred method of global destruction.

My first choice would be Giant Auto Pilot Android Asteroids From Another Galaxy (GAPAAFAGs for short). It's likely to be quick and painless and gets that whole messy business of the impending apocalypse over without dragging it out over four seasons of awful cliffhangers where you don't know if the zombies ate so and so. My second choice would be death by feminine wiles. 'cause at least I'd die happy.


Also, an update to Chip's post about the Gangnam Style video heralding our destruction... the views keep climbing and are totally on track for that prophecy to come true!

[Theicecreaman]

Well, Wonko, you see...I'm going to have to add on to that list because I just don't believe it's quite complete yet. And after all, a list should be complete, yes? How can we go about the end of the world without a complete list? That's idiocy.

I call on...this guy:


Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Don't say that don't touch there
Don't be nasty says the silly bear
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong
Sexual Harassment Panda!

Death by the Sexual Harassment Panda.

[blivvy]

I'm not sure if this has been added to the list yet but...


Death by chocolate!

It'd be a great way to go

[Wonko the Sane]

So today I was walking into Stop & Shop to buy some groceries for the week and just outside the entrance there was a guy smoking and talking on his cell phone.

As I walk by him, I overhear the following: "They told me I have some kind of influenza, something new."

In my head I screamed "OH GOD IT'S STARTING! HE'S THE FIRST INFECTED!", held my breath and scurried past him as quick as I could. Funny part is I've been playing Left 4 Dead 2 and a lot of the safehouses have writing on the walls that say "It's not the flu!" For anyone who's played either L4D game, I think this guy will be the first smoker zombie type.

[blivvy]

That's funny, I have the flu atm...

[Theicecreaman]

That's funny, I have the flu atm...

BUURN HIM!!!!


BURN THE ZOMBIE!!!

[blivvy]

HEY! I'm not a zombie.

...yet

[Chip]

So it has begun...

[Shinja]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20654335

More proof!

See how she says "most likely"? Yep, the signs are clear.

[Wonko the Sane]

That's the first sign that a giant meteor will becoming crashed into us. There is no preparing for this kind of imminent disaster, but pretending like buying umbrellas and stocking up on fresh water will give us the false sense of security that we need to get us through these difficult times.

To that end, I propose we take turns singing The Twelve Days of the Apocalypse. Yes, there's only twelve days left! Technically, it's Monday already so I'll start us off with Monday's verse.

On the first day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
A really nasty hickey.

[masterchief]

I wouldn't llike the 2012 movie style apocalypse mutch.

Prefer more something like deep impact kind of ending. Would be sad if our own planet would drown us!

And heck! deep impact has morgan freeman and frodo in it! So you must like this kind of apocalyps!!

[Wonko the Sane]

...There is no preparing for this kind of imminent disaster, but pretending like buying umbrellas and stocking up on fresh water will give us the false sense of security that we need to get us through these difficult times.

To that end, I propose we take turns singing The Twelve Days of the Apocalypse. Yes, there's only twelve days left! Technically, it's Monday already so I'll start us off with Monday's verse.

On the first day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
A really nasty hickey.

Am I going to have to sing the whole song myself?

FINE!!


On the second day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
SARS.
And a really nasty hickey.

[Wonko the Sane]

I wouldn't llike the 2012 movie style apocalypse mutch.

Prefer more something like deep impact kind of ending. Would be sad if our own planet would drown us!

And heck! deep impact has morgan freeman and frodo in it! So you must like this kind of apocalyps!!

But it doesn't have Bruce Willis in it.

[Wonko the Sane]

Someone else really needs to pick up a verse or two.


On the third day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
Three French brains,
SARS!
And a really nasty hickey.

[Shinja]

On the Fourth day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
Four severed genitals,
Three French brains,
SARS!
And a really nasty hickey.

[blivvy]

On the Fifth day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
Five mutilated limbs,
Four severed genitals,
Three French brains,
SARS!
And a really nasty hickey.

[Wonko the Sane]

On the sixth day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
Six killer robots,
Five mutilated limbs,
Four severed genitals,
Three French brains,
SARS!
And a really nasty hickey.

[blivvy]

On the seventh day of the Apocalypse,
a zombie gave to me:
Seven alien ray guns,
Six killer robots,
Five mutilated limbs,
Four severed genitals,
Three French brains,
SARS!
And a really nasty hickey.

[Wonko the Sane]

[blivvy]

So the weather forecast for the 21st is some heavy showers of flaming meteorites with a slight change of a fiery death? Awesome, I think I'll have a now

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