To be or not to be?

But how can eating a cake start a war? I don't get it.

Wouldn't you be angry if someone else ate your cake?

You've got a point there... Thousand points.



NEXT QUESTION!
Topic: Epistemology
Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your stance.

Position: The truth is a lie.

Validity: A lie is the truth.

Okay mister smarty pants, let's see you answer this one.

BONUS QUESTION:
What was the best thing before sliced bread?



The previous exam question still needs more responses.

The best thing before sliced bread was a space, i.e. " ". Man, are those things awesome.

IdunnoIthinktheworldwouldbebetterwithout'em.

Prove it.

For truth. Without truth, we would have lies, but we can't have lies without truth. So there is truth.

Bonus question:
The best thing before sliced bread was diced bread served with cheese induced liquor.

why does that sound like something I would say haha

Cause u and bug are both

Ice you were my inspiration. I just thought to myself: "What would Ice say?"

Thousand points to Bug. (You now have more points than Chuck Norris, congratulations.)


NEXT QUESTION:
Topic: Physics
Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

I refuse to answer as my degree is linked to Physics.

Wonko the Sane wrote:Thousand points to Bug. (You now have more points than Chuck Norris, congratulations.)
haha Bug, my man, you're finally understanding the nature of the icecream!

NEXT QUESTION:
Topic: Physics
Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

1)There was a dude with kickass hair. Lets call him Lollipop.
There was another dude with kickass hair. Lets call him Mr. Fig Newton.
Those crazy people figured out that each block of cheese can be sliced to find the slope at a point on the graph. Mr. Fig Newton, you see, focused on what the slice of cheese can do, for example, with making a sandwich. Lollipop, however, focused more on how to recreate the block of cheese from the slice, and therefore published his works on integration and whatnot. Mr. Fig Newton made many friends, because everybody wanted a slice of the cheese and a bite of the sandwich, and eventually, he made his laws of physics from watching cheese fall from a tree.
2)Then, all of a sudden, a giant explosion occurred, and everybody turned into a zombie by the following calculations! :


C6H2(NO2)3CH3 + everything else -->( (C2H5)2O ) cheese + zombies!!!!!!!!!

f(t)=cheese(15t+zombies)²
f'(t)=30cheese(15t+zombies) = 450cheeset + 30cheesezombies = 450 bags of cheese-its and 30 zombies made of cheese.

Therefore, we're all screwwwwweed!!!!!!!!

Cap'nJackSparrow wrote:I refuse to answer as my degree is linked to Physics.

But that makes you, perhaps, the most qualified to answer!

Theicecreaman wrote:
C6H2(NO2)3CH3 + everything else -->( (C2H5)2O ) cheese + zombies!!!!!!!!!

f(t)=cheese(15t+zombies)²
f'(t)=30cheese(15t+zombies) = 450cheeset + 30cheesezombies = 450 bags of cheese-its and 30 zombies made of cheese.

Therefore, we're all screwwwwweed!!!!!!!!

Since Jack refused to answer, a thousand points go to Ice for his impeccable equations which accurately calculate the mathematical probabilities of a horde of zombies made of cheese attacking the cheez-it world headquarters and eating all the cheese. Which would be a terrible day indeed, which we can now avoid. Well done, Ice.


NEXT QUESTION!!
Topic: Philosophy
Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.

I can sketch human thought develepment=

Somehow I don't think you actually drew that.

Wonko the Sane wrote:Somehow I don't think you actually drew that.

You thunk correct. Or is that "You didn't thunk wrong"?

thunk = thought...

Which human thought?

Wonko the Sane wrote:Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.

Duh.

Okay folks, now that almost nobody checks the forum anymore, this final question is for all the marbles!  As a reminder, the points are tallied here. No points were awarded in the last round.

Last one to answer wins!  On your mark get set go!


FINAL QUESTION FOR ALL THE MARBLES!!
Topic: General Knowledge
Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.

The question is to describe "in detail"?

Only make them with the blueberries on the inside

Avoid lard or margarine

Leave the brains at least 2 cm away from the baking pan to avoid cross-contamination