To be or not to be?

I came up with awesome LOL-speak yesterday.

WTFCM? or: What The Funcky Chuncky Monkey?

My Physics lessons are awesome for all the wrong reasons.

wtfcm???

lol gud1.

Thousand points to Jeri for finding my roof.




Next question!!!


How many times must I tell you?!

As many as it takes!

1 time.

EPIC ANSWER.
I DESERVE THE PRIZE.
NO, WAIT, BUGENHAGEN DESERVES THE PRIZE.

Fail. No points awarded this round.




NEXT QUESTION!!!

What's in it for me?

LOTS OF MONEY.

Da Llama wrote:LOTS OF MONEY.

In which currency? I can give you 10,000 Zambian Kwacha, Wonko, but that equals $2.00 in American dollars. You can buy a cookie with it.

However, the cookie is irrelevant. You can obtain that at any given time, but what you can't obtain is what I have to offer. I know what's in it for you, and it certainly isn't cheap cookies, green paper, or queer-looking donuts. What I have...Wonko... is also something you need. A refined man of your intelligence knows that money doesn't buy all the cookies in the world. Hell, you could take over the world, impose cookie-controlling legislation, and live in a house made of chocolate chip, but you still can't stop people from making fresh, homemade cookies. You see, good sir, I have something that will put the power of cookie production--hell, the power of cookies themselves--in the palm of your hand.

Introducing... the one.

...the only....

...iPookie!

My answer to the question is: 1 i, 1 t, 1 f, 1 o, 1 r, 1 m, 1 e, 2 spaces and a ?

Theicecreaman wrote:Introducing... the one.

...the only....

...iPookie!

I'm going to regret saying this in the morning but...


Is it...


Apple flavour?

Theicecreaman wrote:Introducing... the one.

...the only....

...iPookie!

A thousand points and a !!


Runner up:

Cap'nJackSparrow wrote:My answer to the question is: 1 i, 1 t, 1 f, 1 o, 1 r, 1 m, 1 e, 2 spaces and a ?

Five hundred points and a !


NEXT QUESTION!!!
The Official Board of Directors of the School of Cake have begun putting together the pieces to the Final Exam to end all Final Exams of the School of Cake. All attendees must complete and receive a passing grade into order to graduate. Topics include a wide variety of subject matter, as diversity is our top priority here at the School of Cake. By official decree of a majority vote of the board of the School of Cake, you are hereby enlisted to test the effectiveness of the questions on the Final Exam to end all Final Exams. Points will be awarded.

First topic!
History: Describe the history of the Papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise and specific.

Pope was created. Stuff got messed up becuase Pope was created. Only one more Pope to go. I'm atheist.

Wonko the Sane wrote:Be brief, concise and specific.

You got it!

'Twas brillig, and the slithy popes
Did Bishop and Bonbons in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the Rome pappas outgrabe.

"Beware the Devil, my son!
The ground that grabs, the flames that attack!
Beware the monarchs, and shun
The frumious afterlife!"

He took his Papel Cross in hand:
Long time the dissenting foe he sought--
So rested he by the conclave tree,
And stood awhile in thought

And as in uffish thought he spoke,
The Devil, with thoughts impure,
Came rebelling through the destitute village,
And supporting as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The Papel staff went snicker snack!
He left him dead, and with its head
He went triumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Devil?
Come to my power, my beaming boy!
O frabjous day, in the month of May"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy popes
Did Bishop and Bonbons in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the Rome pappas outgrabe.

What the fruit?! I'm like

But I don't think anywan can top ice's answer. But u fail cause taint brief nough. :p

I've found this to be an insanely useful Chrome extension, Blivvy: https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/mgijmajocgfcbeboacabfgobmjgjcoja

I use it many times every day it's the best way to study GRE/GMAT words as you browse the web. Come across a word you don't know and you just double click and it'll go into the part of your memory that is able to comprehend words in context. Screw test-prep books just study as you do normal things.

I saw that link and I thought 'WTF!? That has gotta be fake!'

Ice wins this round, no question. Thousand points and an extra hundred bonus for the excellent extension extricated from an external ersatz. (Use the extension!)



NEXT EXAM QUESTION!!
Topic: Public Speaking
2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

leet speak is pretty ancient by now.

/-/4|_7! I 8/2I/V6 J00 C00/<I35 70 C4|_/V\ J00 /)0\/\//V!

(Halt! I bring you cookies to calm you down!)

Of course cookies would calm them down. Who wouldn't be calmed by cookies?! A thousand points to Kai!




NEXT EXAM QUESTION!!
Topic: Biology

Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System. Prove your thesis.

Science creates life. Life creates MP's. MP's steal money. MP's get away with it. Chuck Norris decends from space to kill all thieving MP's. Chuck Norris enters a time hole. Chuck Norris sleeps with Queen in 1960's. Chuck's decendants rule Britain. Fin.

I eat cookies,

Wonko the Sane wrote:Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System. Prove your thesis.

Hey I wasn't gonna post anything since I've already won too many points but check out another Chrome Experiment: http://www.chromeexperiments.com/arcadefire/

This one is really make me want to print out a picture of Internet Explorer, take a dump on it, and mail it to (ex) King Bill Gates.

Holy crap, that is amazing. 500 bonus points to Ice for sharing that awesomeness.

But, alas, Jack wins this round.


NEXT QUESTION!!
Topic: Psychology
Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisis, Rameses II, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is necessary to translate.

There is nothing to say other than anyone who builds a pyramid to entomb a corpse has some serious issues about the zombie apocalypse.m Ergo, each of the above was batshit insane, or at the very least, zombies in disguise.

Egyptians (and Alexander the Great): Zombies in Disguise!

(Sing that to the Transformers jingle.)

We can't do homework on this thread Wonko. Each man I assume was a leader, though and very cruel?