To be or not to be?

Well not necessarily. Hammurabi, for example, just had a sh*t load of stringent rules and was sexist (at least what I remember). Depends on your perception, I'd say. But the essay is for you to write!

I'm only just learning world history..and Hammurabi was in the previous chapter. There wasn't much on him, just that he was an Egyptian ruler? I don't remember. Rome is still my favorite and I still have yet to learn more about it. And I just wrote 3 essays today! Do i realllllly hafta do more?

Bugenhagen wrote:And I just wrote 3 essays today! Do i realllllly hafta do more?

Yes.

Jack wins this round for his transformers jingle parody. Thousand points.


NEXT QUESTION!!
Topic: Sociology.
Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

Chuck Norris exists, therefore the world will end. There will be no sociological problems, as Chuck Norris will be the only survivor. The experiment is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris wins this round. Thousand points to ol' Chucky.


NEXT QUESTION!!
Topic: Engineering.
The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel necessary. Be prepared to justify your decision.

Wonko the Sane wrote:NEXT QUESTION!!
Topic: Engineering.
The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel necessary. Be prepared to justify your decision.

A silly Bengal tiger can't stop me. I have a printer with a built-in scanner, so I will obviously scan it as quick as possible, and I will then put the text in Google translate and extricate the English. With 3 minutes left, I will glance over the instructions and decide that it is too complicated for me to construct. But, however, my computer is still on!!! I'll put on Deep Purple's "Maybe I'm a Leo" and watch as the Bengal tiger starts rrrrrockin'!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhbYqEUYvp0

Does the room have windows?

I will browse the internet for something that a tiger would like to watch. If nothing can be found, I shall ask if it like pizza. if it doesn't, I'll ask what it does like. If the answer is either Humans or Tuna, I shall procede to jump through the 'not sure if they actually exist' windows.

Remember in The 4th harry potter book/movie when Harry doesn't know how the f* to solve the 1st task of the Triwizard tourney? Well, perhaps we could do what Harry did and just solve the problem the way it's meant to be solved, without any fancy restrictions and all. Harry used his wand to get his broom and slay the dragon, so maybe you could use the force to acquire a lightsaber? The minute that tiger comes attacking, slice its head straight off and watch it fly away!!! BOOM!

Theicecreaman wrote:Remember in The 4th harry potter book/movie when Harry doesn't know how the f* to solve the 1st task of the Triwizard tourney? Well, perhaps we could do what Harry did and just solve the problem the way it's meant to be solved, without any fancy restrictions and all. Harry used his wand to get his broom and slay the dragon, so maybe you could use the force to acquire a lightsaber? The minute that tiger comes attacking, slice its head straight off and watch it fly away!!! BOOM!

I never saw that movie. Or read the book. So...

Congratulations, you've all been eaten and have made a hungry Bengal Tiger very happy.


NEXT QUESTION!!
Topic: Economics
Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubism, the Donatist Controversy and the Wave Theory of Light. Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize this method from all possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your answer to the last question with the Bengal Tiger.

Kill all bankers. That is the only solution.

Cap'nJackSparrow wrote:Kill all bankers. That is the only solution.

Kill everybody in Accounting so that I'll be able to steal their jobs haha.

Econ is my speciality!

See, the first step of the scientific method, which everybody obviously knows, is to state the problem, and the problem is not that we have too much debt; it is that the debt has had too much of us!!!

Cubism. The main ideas behind Cubism can be witnessed in todays economics. Numbers, numbers, numbers, all mushed together in fancy formulas lead to only one outcome: A bunch of crap that is meant to mean something of a greater significance.
"Oh, honey! I want a new T.V. in my bathroom!"
"Sure, hon, I'll just crunch some numbers to make sure we can work out a proper payment plan!"
"Oh, thanks! Contributing to the national debt is fun!"
How would you feel if YOU were the national debt? Just being pushed around all day by rich business majors and twisted politicians...I'd be very angry! THAT is why Mr. Debt is stabbing us in the ass.

So how the hell do we fix it? Well, the Donatist Controversy comes right into play right about here! Instead of sucking up to us Americans, Mr. Debt will try and KILL US ALL AND BURN US!!!!!!!!! So here's a plan I'm about to BS in about 5 seconds:
1) Cap'n Jack will use a vector form of Snell's Law of Refraction to combat the intense amounts of light emitted by Mr. Debt's flames of hell.
2) Blivvy will ascertain a sinusoidal function by the wave nature of light and take the 1337th derivative and set it equal to the x-value of the point of insanity calculated by a 12th dimension vector function in Wonderland.
3) Wonko will go all out, Tarzan-style, and unite mankind with every creature, real or imaginary, known to man.
4) I will learn how to create radioactive Uranium atoms from milking cattle.

Then, we will go ham on Mr. Debt!!!!



I'm too lazy to point out any criticisms or deficiencies.

I'd rather you didn't kill off all Accountants, as that would include my parents.

....Then kill everybody in Accounting except Jack's parents!!!

Theicecreaman wrote:I'm too lazy to point out any criticisms or deficiencies.

You must criticize and deficiencize or no points will be awarded.

Wonko the Sane wrote:

Theicecreaman wrote:I'm too lazy to point out any criticisms or deficiencies.

You must criticize and deficiencize or no points will be awarded.

ugh fine.

The main criticisms are that:
a) Snell's law will refract the refracted light back at us
b) Blivvy will make a mistake in calculation and send us all back to the stone(d) age.
c) Wonko will be too sane to go all out, Tarzan-style.
c) I will probably blow myself up in my search for Uranium in cow milk.

Wonko the Sane wrote:Point out the deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your answer to the last question with the Bengal Tiger.

Uuggghh damn Wonko you can't actually expect me to remember the directions!!!

Well my answer to the Bengal tiger question was basically to ROCK OUT LOUD, Deep Purple-style. Sooo, the main problem here is that national debt is too dependent on consumer confidence in the banks, so the only way to fix that is to coerce the bankers to ROCK OUT LOUD, but some might not wish to do so. boom. i'm done.

Looks like economics really is your specialty. Thousand points.


NEXT QUESTION!
Topic: Political Science
There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its political effects if any.

awesomeness. Damn we gotta get more people into answering these questions. I don't want to be stealing all the points, now, would I?

The phone is a lie. It is really a cake, moreover Iranian cake. Eating the cake starts World War III.

Political effects: none, as everyone's dead!