Ongoing Projects and Collaborations

I think you'll find Americans and Australians have different standards, Australians look after each other in a time of crisis such as all the fires we've had recently, we bind together and ask most of the time nothing in return. I'm not saying Americans don't do the same thing, Just saying it's like a code in Australia to help others in need no matter the situation.

Paid, On a dark and stormy sunday, there will be fire, a large fire that burns our mother Earth. The continents will burn, only North America and Australia will stand. The fires couldn't reach Australia and we blew up Mexico, therefore making our contenent an island as well. The fires will start to come to your dear motherland, and you will flee to the Unied States, and so will the Canadians, since all they can do is rely on others. We will help you, and you will bake us cookies, even though WE have the cookies. The Canadians will build igloos in Nebraska, and eat candy while sunbathing with alligators on a bright monday.

Summary-Cookies are awsome.

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I don't know whether to or or just

Or you could just or

I'm doing the right now so.. yeah

OK, Ice, for the record: YOU'RE FREAKING INSANE!

Don't change ^^

Yaaay! Insanity FTW!! Wheres crazy to back me up? -looks inside several caves and two white rooms-

My logic is undeniable.

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam
- Red Hot Chili Peppers - Sir Psycho Sexy

Wait, what?

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Wonko the Sane wrote:List of ongoing projects and collaborations for the Cookie Academy:

[*]Cookie Nukes (Project Leader: Ace. To be used only as a last resort in case Plan A fails: https://schoolofcake.forumotion.com/cookie-academy-f2/court-summons-t143.htm)
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Project "Nuclear Cookies" underway chief!

Only a few minor hiccups to begin with:

1) We had 3 head chef's quit saying they've "done a lot for us but draw the line at working with radioactive ingredients" pffffsssshhh! Whiners....
(We've got a replacement on the way from Pakistan)

2) Our engineering advice so far (credit to the retired Sweet.Engineer) tells us it's gonna be tough to create cookie sized nukes. (Huh! Have they ever been to subway? or a Cookie Man store? There's no limit to the size of a cookie)

3) - and this probably was the only reasonable feedback. The team feels that the Project title "Nuclear Cookies" might need to be altered to something a tad more discrete.

Anyhow, all in all i feel this is going to be a resounding success! I'd better get back to the Cookie lab

I want to make cookies that bite back! No eata tah cookiez! Tah cookiez eata u!

CrazY! wrote:I want to make cookies that bite back! No eata tah cookiez! Tah cookiez eata u!

Added to the list. Get to work!

ace wrote:3) - and this probably was the only reasonable feedback. The team feels that the Project title "Nuclear Cookies" might need to be altered to something a tad more discrete.

Well, I was thinking we would need to show a strong hand, that we are prepared to defend ourselves when backed into a corner.

But if the team is strongly against the current naming convention, perhaps we can come up with a codename for the project?

* Project Intercontinental Culinary Baking Marshmallows (ICBM)
* Project Deadly Deterrence (D&D)
* Project Cap'n Carnivorous Cookies (CCC)
* Project Sanity agianst Humanity (SaH)
* Project Hugs 'n Cookies Dishes (HCD)
* Project omgzwtf1337h4xurcountrybish (pwn-age)

Sanity against Humanity xD - has a ring to it.

You're right Sir. Anything with "Nuclear" attached to it, does command a certain level of respect.

Haha that's forward thinking crazy. everyone loves a good role reversal...the cookies that eat u

100 points to Ice for each one of those brilliant codenames!

WHA!? WHY!? Thats completely unbiased. So that means it's against the rules. We have h4xorz on teh 4omz!

LAUNCH THE DAMN MISSILE! HE HAS GONE NUTS! LAUNCH NOW OR WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

*mans the Doom cannon* I'LL HOLD HIM OFF FOR NOW, BUT YOU'VE GOTTA LAUNCH SOON!

*Jumps in the doom cannon holding swords*



FIRE

CrazY! wrote:I want to make cookies that bite back! No eata tah cookiez! Tah cookiez eata u!

Crazy, Your holding one of those cookies.

We need grenade cookies, and cookie spies!

Well, You had an Emergency Cookie, But I eatz it.
We could have a Cookie saber hilt, O_o

or a gun that shoots cookies...or both!

Or a story starring the little Cookie Man who can roll so fast but gets chased by a wolf and gets eaten..

What about a DONUT SHAPED COOKIE?

Or a COOKIE CAKE? oh wait that already exists..

By a majority vote of the official Board of Trustees of the School of Cake's Attending Members of the Cookie Academy Representatives Committee, I hereby order that new Cookie projects begin immediately.

The list on the first page is embarrassingly small and we need some new creative projects with which to threaten other servers!!!