Ongoing Projects and Collaborations

List of ongoing projects and collaborations for the Cookie Academy:

• Win the pastry war against the Pie Academy
  
• Cookie-flavored pie
  
• Multicolored rainbow cookies
  
• Candy-topped cookies
  
• Home-made chocolate chip cookies fresh out of the oven so they melt in your mouth and burn your hand when you touch them (Project Leader: *****-am)
  
• Economical, genuine gives-you-your-daily-dairy-serving milk-flavored milk 'recession' cookie (Project Leader: Sweet Engineer)
  
• Health Cookies, full of flaxseed, sunflower seeds, protein powder, etc. (Project Leader: Hank)
  
• Ice cream cookies (Project Leader: Oram)
  
• Cookie Nukes (Project Leader: Ace. To be used only as a last resort in case Plan A fails: https://schoolofcake.forumotion.com/cookie-academy-f2/court-summons-t143.htm)
  
• Cookies that Bite Back (Project Leader: Crazy. Special notes: No eata tah cookiez! Tah cookiez eata u!)
  
• The Bedtime Cookie
  

Wonko the Sane wrote:

• Win the pastry war against the Pie Academy

give up, you will never succeed on that

Oh you better watch it! We've got weapons...



Cookie guns!! They fire... you guessed it:



Cookies!!!

You don't stand a chance!

Pie for the win!

Pie has awsome names!

AND we are a type of chart!

Puh! Pie propaganda in the Cookie forum! How dare you!!

Nice going Ice thats funny

Yeah you may have weapons, but we can delete you with one button!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(echoechoechoecho).........................

Wonko the Sane wrote:List of ongoing projects and collaborations for the Cookie Academy:

• Win the pastry war against the Pie Academy
  
• Cookie-flavored pie
  
• Multicolored rainbow cookies
  
• Candy-topped cookies
  
• Home-made chocolate chip cookies fresh out of the oven so they melt in your mouth and burn your hand when you touch them (Project Leader: Oram)
  
• Economical, genuine gives-you-your-daily-dairy-serving milk-flavored milk cookie (Project Leader: Sweet Engineer)
  

I like the 1st and the 5th one
#2Cookie-Flavored pie...Why would we make pie....?

Because we are supposed to be collaborating with the Pie Academy but somehow we ended up in a pastry war.

PFFFFT screw pie!

Pie fuckers!

I like both lol. Candy is my least favorite lol

Mmmm... might I suggest another one to add to the list? Health Cookies. My Mom makes them. They're full of flaxseed, sunflower seeds, protein powder, etc.

That sounds sorta disgusting. Yet healthy at the same time. Defiantly add them

amune wrote:Pie and I am the biggest noob here!!

I thought u censored cuss words Ice

Oram wrote:PFFFFT screw pie!

No way! Screw cookie! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND -----> cookie academy = BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SABATOGE

yeah it changes the F word to and I am the biggest noob here!

oh nvm I jsut saw what you were talking about, I added F*ckers to the list after amune said it, so when you quoted him, it automatically changed it to "and I am the biggest noob here!"

LoL nice way of censoring ice.

absolutely hilarious.

Why don't you just add laxatives to your moms health cookies Hank? Than you can compete with activia and stop their poop making yogurt monopoly!

Wonko the Sane wrote:List of ongoing projects and collaborations for the Cookie Academy:

• Win the pastry war against the Pie Academy
  
• Cookie-flavored pie
  
• Multicolored rainbow cookies
  
• Candy-topped cookies
  
• Home-made chocolate chip cookies fresh out of the oven so they melt in your mouth and burn your hand when you touch them (Project Leader: whore-am)
  
• Economical, genuine gives-you-your-daily-dairy-serving milk-flavored milk cookie (Project Leader: Sweet Engineer)
  
• Health Cookies, full of flaxseed, sunflower seeds, protein powder, etc. (Project Leader: Hank)
  

Greetings team "C", Engineer here.

The "Economic (perhaps we should call it the 'recession cookie') guranteed to include a daily serve of Milk" flavoured cookie, that had Grandma's and their purses the world over celebrating... is going slower than expected.
So far, at best, we have only managed to successfully fuse the cookie dough and the milk in 2 cases out of a thousand. In these cases the milk curdled in a way that allowed it to set, and our blind tasters suffered embarrassing medical side effects.
The main problem is in the sheer volume of milk we are combining with the dough, but we are experimenting with extreme baking methods including rapidly changing temperatures from hot to cold. They don't use the expression "Smart Cookie" in reference to our academy for nothing.

On the cookie flavored pie project, we are seeing an extremely unusual phenomenon. The cookies just don't seem to want to mix with the pie..... I wonder why not??

( <-- me the whole time I was reading that. You are awesome! )


Well, Sweet, this is incredibly unfortunate news!! We were really hoping to have these 'recession cookies' ready to ship out by Easter (and I do like the term 'recession cookie'), but it looks as though we may have to post an official apology to all our patrons and reorganize for the next major holiday. Perhaps, as a small means of atonement, we can offer everyone a free batch of our Multicolored Rainbow Cookies to hold them over.

Now, in regards to the cookie flavored pies, I have done extensive research on this dilemma over the past week or so. I have been carefully monitoring both cookies and pies during their regular baking process and have noticed some very peculiar habits as they are each removed from their respective ovens and placed on the cooling racks next to one-another. I believe the source of their hostility stems from the earlier days when the cookies' cooling rack was far emptier than the pies' rack. This resulted in the cookies cooling much more rapidly and, on occasion, even developing a nasty chill! Since nobody likes having a the chills, these cookies seemed to cry out for companionship. We heard them and began baking cookies in larger quantities than ever before, but this seemed to make the pies jealous over their on their cooling rack. Thus, a bitter pastry war has somehow broken out, with the cookies tossing chocolate chips at the pies and getting cookie crumbs stuck in their frosting, and pies tossing chunks of whipped goodness over at the cookies, topping them with a delightfully frothy and flavorful frosting which seemed unappreciated.

We need to find a solution to this mess at once! I have tried moving the cooling racks to separate corners of the room, but I still seem to catch vile sneers, devious looks, and waddling tongues directed across the void of the room towards the other rack. Do you have any ideas on how we can resolve this rivalry??

I have an Idea. We can make a large cookie cup, and fill it with milk.