Joke of The Week #9

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Joke of The Week #9

Post by Snappie245/ on Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:09 pm

ok i guess im back minus the rude comment by lllama in #7.... forgive me if i have used this joke before. lol i had some technical difficulties with my brain i guess i cant cross off a joke and make sure its been used already Wonko was like umm no wasnt me so yeah anyways.....

this will be my first joke NOT read from the magazine. but used from it i just don't want to get up and get cold. ok

So, theres this monk, wait nevermind i already screwed it up i promise this drama crap im saying will stop. NOW im back and cold heres the joke....

"Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. affraid Ten years go by (that was pretty quick) and its one monk's first chance. He thinks for a second before saying, "Food Bad."

Ten years later (damn!!) he says, "Bed Hard"

It's the big day again one decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says " I quit."

"I'm Not surprised," the head monk says. " You've been complaining ever since you got here"
yeah im just gonna laugh at my own joke it sucks so at least i can feel good that some1 laughed.

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