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Joke of The week, #1

Post by Snappie245/ on Mon May 25, 2009 6:45 pm

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. " Will I die?" she asks. God says, "No. You have 30 more years to live."

With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since shes in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great!

The day she's discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed.

Up in heaven, she sees God. " You said I had 30 more years to live," she complains.

"That's true," says God.
"So what happened?"
God shrugs. " I didn't recognize you."



Tune in next week for Joke number 2.
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Re: Joke of The week, #1

Post by Theicecreaman on Mon May 25, 2009 8:39 pm

Oh it's on snap Razz
If you aren't familiar with What's In The Oven, try reading our episodes.






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Re: Joke of The week, #1

Post by Da Llama on Mon May 25, 2009 9:05 pm

Oh, Its on Ice and Snap! I just wanted to join in, Very Happy

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Re: Joke of The week, #1

Post by Snappie245/ on Mon May 25, 2009 9:57 pm

ice, you will win i cant continue on after my numerous jokes are up... u can tie them all together to. HAX. ill put up a valiant fight.

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Re: Joke of The week, #1

Post by PaidByDeath on Tue May 26, 2009 12:53 am

I have a joke, don't get offended though anyone.

Why is a women like a condom?

Because If they aren't on your pants (censored) they are in your wallet.

That was pretty sexist, sorry If it was offensive to anyone.

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Re: Joke of The week, #1

Post by blivvy on Tue May 26, 2009 4:08 am

LOL! U sexist mofo!!! jking Very Happy

Ok I have one

What do u usually find behind a ponytail?

An arsehole Smile

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Re: Joke of The week, #1

Post by Snappie245/ on Tue May 26, 2009 9:23 pm

yo guys i guess i should have posted a comments box. so you guys can submit your joke. don't right under meh post!! if its good it may get on week 2. if no 1's is good ill go to my regular 1's i know...

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Re: Joke of The week, #1

Post by Wonko the Sane on Tue May 26, 2009 9:26 pm

Comments belong here. It's less confusing and keeps the forum neater. We don't want duplicate crap all over the place, then it's impossible to tell what's what.

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Re: Joke of The week, #1

Post by Snappie245/ on Tue May 26, 2009 9:27 pm

kk wonko. NOW You wnat to get things neater. not before wheni suggested it.

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Re: Joke of The week, #1

Post by Snappie245/ on Tue May 26, 2009 9:36 pm

wonko.. did u ignore me! your prolly just busy with reading everything else. here i put it at top for you

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Re: Joke of The week, #1

Post by Tasmann on Wed May 27, 2009 8:52 am

I didn't read it and it still sucked! Thumbs Down you should learn how to write a joke! And also learn how to EDIT your post! Humph! There is a icon on your post that looks like scissors that's the edit your post option use it wisely......

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Re: Joke of The week, #1

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Re: Joke of The week, #1

Post by Snappie245/ on Wed May 27, 2009 4:15 pm

did i double post?? i dont know how to so sorry

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