The Blame Game

Da Llama wrote:Batman did, it was once known as Gotham Town, then hulabaloo. BUT THEN BATMAN WAS ALL LIKE "OH I AM BATMAN, I WISH TO BECOME MAYOR AND NAME THE COUNTRY "WONKO THE SANES AMAZING LAND OF LANDLINESS,"" BUT THEN BLIVVY CAME IN AND SAID "HOW ABOUT FLORIDA?" AND HE SAID "GREAT IDEA, THAT RHYMES WITH MICROWAVE."

But who was the person to rigged the election of Batman and Ice?

A little known refrigerator named bronco. He did most of the work when they ran for office.

But why did Batman trust in Ice as his running mate?

^^'Cause I'm just...too cool.

Why did I randomly decide to bring back this thread?

Because the chicken crossed the road.

But why did the angry bird attack Russia?

Because in soviet Russia, Angry Birds plays you.

Why oh why did Link leave us?!

Cause he's a console scrub now. Just like you, Wonko

Why did Alice cheat on Jubsey with The Grinch??

Console scrub?! This is my only console thankyouverymuch.


And to answer your question, well, just look at that hawtness, wouldn't you?!




But who's fault is it that Ice revived a thread about blaming people by asking a question that actually belongs in this thread?! And who's to blame for us not even noticing that he broke his own thread rules?!

OH riiiiight.

I blame those pesky pixies living in the attic.

But who's fault is it that the Grinch is such an ugly bastard?

Your mom.

But how come no one ever grows older in Springfield (The Simpsons)?

You ran right into that one Ice.



So, here's the thing about Springfield. You know that nuclear power plant that powers the town and that has come close to melting down on multiple occasions? Well, a surprise inspection found 340 safety violations and Mr. Burn s refuses to spend the $57 million required to bring the place up to code. So, really, is it any surprise the inhabitants of Springfield have developed certain mutations which age them while not aging them?

Acro posted this over in the funnies thread, but someone must be made to pay for all the crazy almost killing us happenings as of late! Who is playing Jumanji?!

It was actually me who posted that. But I blame Llama. He is the one playing Jumanji.

But who is gonna be the pope/sith lord's apprentice?

ME! I will kill you aaaaall!!! POWAH! UNLIMITED POWAH!!!


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But how did all this nonsense begin anyway? I mean, srsly, who's fault is it that UNLIMITED POWAH!!! feels so good?