The Blame Game

We need a new forum game.

Here it is.

This is The Blame Game
(c)2011 Wonko's School of Cake (TM)(R)(MIA)(PG-13)

The person above you will choose a controversial (or non-controversial) topic/person/whatever for which you must blame a person, group, entity, etc. Then, you must put another topic in that very post for the next person.

For instance:

DonutLover69 wrote:I blame those damn rodians for (whatever the topic was).

SOPA

IceKicksAss$$$ wrote:I blame Wonko.

The government.

...and so on and so forth. Only thing is that you have to make your answers and topics creative, not like the example I just made.

My topic is the annihilation of the Death Star.

Well obviously the lizard people are to blame for the annihilation of the death star. They couldn't stop slobbering all over the place.

But what about that Wicked Witch of the West?

Isn't it obvious? The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is to blame for that.

But what about the guy who made this topic?

I blame the commies for his making of the topic.

What about Yoda's height?

Those pretsels are to blame.

But who is to blame for making pretsels?

It's the Curators of Culinary Delight's fault for making those sweet tasty pretsels

But why the cake is a lie?

because of that giant exploding pancake wonko made.

but where'd the cheese go?

Blew up with the cake when I set off that exploding pancake, so sorry, it's all my fault. It really was quite tasty though.

But I know I didn't break the giant glass cookie statue in the main forum lobby... whoever did that is gonna pay!

Well, it's quite obvious that the evil spamming bots who make nonsense topics in the forum are to blame for breaking the giant class cookie statue in the lobby. However, I told insurance that it was made by a expensive Italian sculptor and not half-assedly BSed by Da Llama for an elementary school art project. So, anyways, we got quite some money from it. Thank you, bots!

But who stole the exactly scaled model of an Ewok in the 3rd floor conference room?

You know, I was at the vending machine up there getting myself some fritos when I saw blivvy walking out of the conference room all suspicious-like with a giant bulge under his trench coat. I bet he took it! I demand compensation!!!

I also noticed that I got the last bag of fritos in the vending machine... and it was just stocked this morning! Who stole all my fritos?!!!

that was the mystery man from hulababoo,

BUT WHO DESTROYED THE TOWN OF HULABABOO?

That was the son of Chuck Norris. He was just getting warmed up to destroy the earth, which he plans on doing in 2012 I believe...

Which foul wench withstood the fuckening from Chuck Norris and gave birth to such an evil bastard!?

That is obviously Ms. Pacman.

But who stole the Banjo Kazooie Statue????

I did. I wanted it for myself.

Damn you, Llama! I was just thinking about that game and was trying to refrain from dusting off my Nintendo to play it!!! Now I have to do just that either later on today or tomorrow.

Who put up the 2012 we're-all-gonna-die sign in front of the building?!?

Pretty sure that was Tasmann, he went you know.

But who ate the last cake?

An lolcat did.

What heartless dictator coerced me to continue this topic?

Those damn burgers they feed you down at the zombie house.

BUT WHO IS MAKING SUCH AN EVIL WEAPON OF FOOD DESTRUCTION?

<-- Hello? Duh?


Who let that heartless zombie dictator flip burgers anyway?

McLovin.

But who let the dogs out?

The cats did.

AND WHO MADE ICE NOT ASK SOMETHING RELEVANT?

I did because I forgot

Why did the dogs go "out" when they were freed--after all, is it not safer to be in?

President Nixon let the dogs out because he wanted to use their running-ness on a treadmill to power a computer with a Nintendo 64 emulator on it, because he was too damn cheap to spend his stolen(ish) money on anything besides milk and cheese and other various dairy products.

But why aren't we talking about Ices most recent scandal involving a candle named Randal in the pan-handle? Of Florida.

That last bit didn't rhyme, I know. It makes me mad every time I see it.

Because 'Blivvy paid off Llama to cover it up by offing Loki who was going to squeal to the feds, that's why. Now shoosh before you get everyone else killed!

But what idiot gave Florida a name that doesn't rhyme with "handle" anyway?! I mean seriously, what's up with that?

Batman did, it was once known as Gotham Town, then hulabaloo. BUT THEN BATMAN WAS ALL LIKE "OH I AM BATMAN, I WISH TO BECOME MAYOR AND NAME THE COUNTRY "WONKO THE SANES AMAZING LAND OF LANDLINESS,"" BUT THEN BLIVVY CAME IN AND SAID "HOW ABOUT FLORIDA?" AND HE SAID "GREAT IDEA, THAT RHYMES WITH MICROWAVE."

But who was the person to rigged the election of Batman and Ice?