Random Recipies

Post some of your best recipies for all types of food!

B.T.C. Sandwich:
1*Ingreadients; Bacon, Turkey breast X2, Cheese, and bread (toasted, DUH).
2*Set bread in toaster on desired setting, heat bacon.
3*Take one turkey breast and place cheese on one half fold the other over top of it, repeat with other.
4*Sprinkle bacon onto sandwich.
5*Put other piece of bread on.
6*Put in microwave (15 - 20 seconds).
7*ENJOY!

Popcorn:
1*Take off wrapper
2*THIS SIDE UP
3*Hit popcorn
4*ENJOY!

Disaster:
(Ingredients)
1) Attain 5 grams of Hydrogen Cyanide and put it in a box of Willy Wonka fun dip.
2) Take some LSD in the pill form and stuff it in the center of Almond Joy candies.
3) Buy Butane in the aerosol spray can form, buy a few small propane tanks.
4) Buy some cheese (American, of course) slices and lightly sprinkle some cocaine on top of em'
5) Decorate your house with ghosts and ghouls to attract people to it.
And after attaining those, follow this procedure:

1) Place "traps" around your house for when trick or treaters come. -
*Place the Butane spray cans near your house, where trick or treaters normally walk through to enter.
*Place the Propane tanks near the Butane cans, but away from your house, so that when you explode them, the trick or treaters go insane before suffocating.
2) Give trick or treaters the fun dip and almond joy and watch as they go mad.
3) Lurk around the neighborhood offering people cheese.
4) And when they've all gone bonkers...... get out of there!!!!!!!!

Naah just kidding don't do any of that haha.

Basic Waffle
Recipe courtesy Alton Brown, 2005


4 3/4 ounces all-purpose flour, approximately 1 cup
4 3/4 ounces whole-wheat flour, approximately 1 cup
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon baking powder (double acting baking powder)
1 teaspoon kosher salt
3 tablespoons sugar
3 whole eggs, beaten
2 ounces unsalted butter, melted
16 ounces (1 pint) buttermilk, room temperature
Vegetable spray, for waffle iron (nonstick spray)

Preheat waffle iron according to manufacturer's directions.

In a medium bowl whisk together the flours, soda, baking powder, salt, and sugar. In another bowl beat together eggs and melted butter, and then add the buttermilk. Add the wet ingredients to the dry and stir until combined. (Do not overmix!!) Allow to rest for 5 minutes.

Ladle the recommended amount of waffle batter onto the iron according to the manufacturer's recommendations. Close iron top and cook until the waffle is golden on both sides and is easily removed from iron. (Use highest setting on iron) Serve immediately or keep warm in a 200 degree F oven until ready to serve.

Or, put iron on medium setting. Cool waffles, bag 'em, tag 'em, freeze 'em for up to six months!!!

Chicken pasta with vodka sauce

This 1's ez to make

Boil the pasta until cooked
Warm up vodka sauce
Add chicken pieces
Add some herbs & pepper
Then just mix in the pasta


Another ez 1 thats also delicious is, macaroni & cheese with bacon. All u do is cook some bacon and add it to the mac & cheese.


This 1 takes a bit longer to make cause u have to use a slow cooker and requires a LOT more ingredients. It's so good tho.

Recipe: http://southernfood.about.com/od/crockpotbarbecue/r/bl94c7.htm


I made this last year for christmas, cola ham.

Recipe: http://southernfood.about.com/od/crockpothamrecipes/r/bl104c25.htm

And I thought I had strange tastes.

lmao

Destruction #2

1* 5 1 gallon propane tanks
2* 4 25 lbs gun pouder packs
3* 1 damn long match
4* run for your life!

Wow I forgot about gunpowder.... that would allow me to not need the propane tanks and just explode the butane from a distance. Huh. And besides, the point of halloween is not to blow sh*t up; rather, it's about a night of madness!

Suicide:

1: Hydrogen cyanide
2: Potassium hydroxide
3: Mix the chemicals
4: ???
5: PROFIT!
6: Death*

*Due to liabilities, Loki is not responsible for death caused by this recipe. Consume at your own risk**

**I wouldn't recommend it. Seriously.

Nothing would happen if you mixed hydrogen cyanide with potassium hydroxide haha. KOH is a strong base and HCN is just an aqueous liquid so all the ions would be spectators. You wouldn't get a solid so....no dead Loki! I'm assuming you aren't a millionaire so... hah! Bad Loki, saying nasty things!

Wholesome family fun

1. Take one Cloud Strife fan

2. Take one Sephiroth fan

3. Sit back and watch the fireworks.

Theicecreaman wrote:Nothing would happen if you mixed hydrogen cyanide with potassium hydroxide haha. KOH is a strong base and HCN is just an aqueous liquid so all the ions would be spectators. You wouldn't get a solid so....no dead Loki! I'm assuming you aren't a millionaire so... hah! Bad Loki, saying nasty things!

Hydrogen cyanide is more than enough to kill you anyway

If people are going to kill themselves, they fail anyway so just give them a little extra fail before death.

Burger
Simply make a burger.

OMG IM SPECIAL NOW GIMME MY PRIZE

You mean like a homemade burger?

They are so good

Theicecreaman wrote:... the point of halloween is not to blow sh*t up; rather, it's about a night of madness!

"This is madness!" "THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!" *kicks dude into big ditch*

liez, this is actually the random recipies thread,
*kicks The Delisauce into big ditch*

Da Llama wrote:liez, this is actually the random recipies thread,
*kicks The Delisauce into big ditch*

YO LIFE IS A LIEZ!