Random Joke

This just proves that we have become too dependent on our computers…

Are you male or female?

To see the answer, look down...













































Look down, not scroll down

penis

crap xD couldnt look down without my computer

DAMNIT! I don't mind being dependant on my PC. Better than a mac


Now watch as all the super special awesome mac fans attack me.

CrazY! wrote:DAMNIT! I don't mind being dependant on my PC. Better than a mac


Now watch as all the super special awesome mac fans attack me.

whats wrong with mac

He doesn't have one, that's what's wrong. He's just jealous


http://12ideas.com/7/

AH hahahaha! I'm probably going to use that one of these days if that's alright.

Oh god errors like that give me nightmares

Theicecreaman wrote:penis

Haha, u know u didnt have to actually put the answer there ice

He put what he thought he saw
...TANIS TOLD ME TO SAY IT
*runs for cover*

I KNOW THE ANSWER! It's:
esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 12 scroll...
"2 years later"
...ctrl [fn] FLAG alt alt gr something ctrl,
Or maybe its the floor! OR MY SHOES!

CrazY! wrote:Now watch as all the super special awesome mac fans attack me.

masterchief wrote:whats wrong with mac

Lol.



Mac.

*stares at llama*
Oh your finished?
okay then.

"Yes officer, there is someone next door named Llama. He is completely deranged and must be escorted to the asylum immediately."











just kidding with ya

Da Llama wrote:...Damn, I wish I was cool enough to have a Mac.


Last edited by Wonko the Sane on Mon 17 Aug - 9:00; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Just adding Llama's true thoughts at the end there...)

OMG! ADMIN ABUSE!

blivvy wrote:

Theicecreaman wrote:penis

Haha, u know u didnt have to actually put the answer there ice

It just transformed into a vagina, wtf do I do? I told my doctor my peeing stick turns into a peeing hole, so he sent me to the mother-fuckin' asylum! The shrinks over there tell me to calm down and take some happy shots, but I say "FUCK YOU" to their attempt to bring me to insanity! This crazy male nurse tried to strip me so that he could "look at" me peeing hole, so I smacked him the face and got the fluck' out of that madhouse! I took the elevator to the ground floor and found Heath Ledger tied to a flagpole with his Joker makeup on, so I decided to free him. I then escaped and am at a local internet cafe posting this while Heath brutally kills everybody there.


.... NOT

oh yay my peeing hole turned back into a happy stick.


wtf am I talking about? Oh yay Heath found an AK-47, it's Rambo time motha fackas!!!!

Da Llama wrote:...Damn, I wish I was cool enough to have a Mac.


Last edited by Wonko the Sane on Mon 17 Aug - 9:00; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Just adding Llama's true thoughts at the end there...)

I already have a mac.

.....anyway here's another joke:

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I have 6 shots of tequila"

The bartender gives him a strange look and pours the shots and puts them in a row on the counter

The man drinks all the tequilas one after another and the bartender looks in disbelief and says: "I can't believe it. How the hell did u do that?!"

The man replies: "Well you would too if you have what I have"

Bartender replies: "Whats that?"

The man replies: "A quarter"

What do u call a spanish streaker?

Señor Willy