Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't survive collision with a car. A car survives a collision with Chuck Norris.

Matt wrote:Chuck Norris doesn't survive collision with a car. A car survives a collision with Chuck Norris.

So, Your saying chuck norris can't survive a car but a car can?







lol.

-___- Nevermind

No it's; Chuck Norris can survive a collision with a car ,but a car can't survive a collision with Chuck Norris. I just brought some more ''pity-on-da-foo''.

"dont eat the burger" said the leprechaun
chuck norris ate the burger,
lol, random post

Chuck Norris has his way, at MCDONALDS!

Chuck norris has no chin, only lies another fist....














fart.

Chuck Norris's farts have been linked to stem cell research in which even the greatest of cookie deformities have been healed.

Chuck norris is the man.

fin

Chuck Norris gave birth to Starkiller.

Bugenhagen wrote:Chuck Norris gave birth to Starkiller...
Then proceeded to kill him since Starkiller is not of a high enough status to be Chuck Norris' son.

Fixed.

Chuck norris can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious in 99999999X speed while doing backflips and making 8 big english breakfasts with his legs and hands tied and his eyes blindfolded.


course I can do that aswell.

You spelled that incorrectly. I'm almost inclined to take back those points you got in the other thread...

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck norris is so cool, he put mine and Bugenhagens birthday on the same date!

Wonko the Sane wrote:You spelled that incorrectly.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? It's a nonsense word used by children; therefore, there is no correct way to spell it!

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

In fact there is, so nya

Looks like he corrected it though.

Chuck Norris can access this webpage = chuck norris

Da Llama wrote:Chuck Norris can access this webpage = chuck norris

haha I think somebody posted a link to that site before

Theicecreaman wrote:

Da Llama wrote:Chuck Norris can access this webpage = chuck norris

haha I think somebody posted a link to that site before

*cough*

nd Wonko, I searched it there! I deemed it incapable of correct spelling based on the fact that it's a nonsense word!

It's not a nonsense word, it is merely used as a nonsense word by uninformed children.

from song in 1964 Disney movie version of "Mary Poppins;" subject of a lawsuit based on earlier song title ' "Supercalafajalistickexpialadojus" (1949), but other versions of the word also were in circulation.

A thousand points to anyone who finds the original song and meaning of the word.

The song is a self-titled one: Supercalafajalistickexpialadojus

and the meaning is synonymous with fantastic, super; adj. meaning that it's super

Bugenhagen wrote:The song is a self-titled one: Supercalafajalistickexpialadojus

and the meaning is synonymous with fantastic, super; adj. meaning that it's super

Minus a thousand points for misspelling supercalifragilisticexpialidocious after I linked its dictionary entry above.


Now back on topic:

Chuck Norris can spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Wonko the Sane wrote: ...minus a thousand points for misspelling supercalifragilisticexpialidocious after I linked its dictionary entry above...

Chuck Norris can eat marble and crap out diamonds.