Chuck Norris

the bear almost owned him

The bear could have been turned into meat

There's a part two. The bear turns into a chicken.

Bugenhagen wrote:There's a part two. The bear turns into a chicken.

there is?


How do i add you on xfire btw bugen?

Just click on the xfire icon under his profile picture on the left and it'll prompt you to add him. (it may not work with Internet Explorer 'cause it can't do JavaScript for sh*t. Hell, even those browsers made specifically for 5 year olds are better than IE)

I wonder if I can write a JavaScript code that detects if you have Internet Explorer and get you to switch and put it on the forum... I'm gonna try that.
edit: nope you can't unless you make a separate page ugh..
edit2: I made one: https://schoolofcake.forumotion.com/fuckie-h6.htm

ROFL. Nice one Ice. Make that the portal and everything is hunky-dory.

haha yeah what I could do is make it the homepage, and add some kind of event for if you don't use IE, then it'll redirect you to the portal. and if you are... then you can't use the forum unless you switch!!! hahaha Ima try that whenever I get time tomorrow or maybe the day after.

Why doesn't it say anything about me using IE?!

Tried it with ChromePlus too. Sweet there too.

Don't. Even. Think. About. It.

I'm not switching from IE7/8, not unless forced to do so via threat of castration. Simple reason: this is a shared computer, and my Dad doesn't want any other browsers on here.

That, and Knuckles is looking at me funnily...

Chuck Norris uses his own browser that round house kicks-in-the-face every other browser.

Chuck Norris invented the first browser, but it's so cool that no computer can handle the awesomeness.

I'm j/k cappy, I'm not gonna do that.

Theicecreaman wrote:Chuck Norris invented the first browser, but it's so cool that no computer can handle the awesomeness.

I'm j/k cappy, I'm not gonna do that.

Hang on, I thought a relative of yours was a PC wizz Jack?

Yes, my grandad (on my mother's side) and my uncle (same side.)

But my Dad, whilst taking advice from them, prefers Microsoft products...

Each unto his own.

Cap'nJackSparrow wrote:Each unto his own.

However fail it may be.

my folks prefer microsoft products too. I would never hear the end of it if I came home with a Mac lmao...

Theicecreaman wrote:Just click on the xfire icon under his profile picture on the left and it'll prompt you to add him. (it may not work with Internet Explorer 'cause it can't do JavaScript for sh*t. Hell, even those browsers made specifically for 5 year olds are better than IE)

I wonder if I can write a JavaScript code that detects if you have Internet Explorer and get you to switch and put it on the forum... I'm gonna try that.
edit: nope you can't unless you make a separate page ugh..
edit2: I made one: https://schoolofcake.forumotion.com/fuckie-h6.htm

His Xfire is Jericho right? well when i click the icon it brings up a list of other Jerichos instead...can you try to just add me manually?

I never get on xfire anyway. There's no point cause I never really want to talk to anybody (depressing right? ) and it's just a waste imo cause of the constant updates.

Bill Gates lives in fear of the day Chuck Norris's computer crashes.

Chuck Norris once farted in the Sahara Forest.

Family Tree:
Chuck Norris
Parents: A true god HAS no parents!
Son: Arnold Schwarzenegger< I spelled that right without spell check XD
Brother: Samuel Jackson
Sister: Sigourney Weaver
Cousin: Bruce Willis
2nd cousin: Jimi Hendrix
Pets:
Dog: Mix between a Pit bull and a Siberian Husky
Cat: Gene Simmons
Bird: Pterodactyl

Great Grampa:Altair (or Ezio)

..who's that?

continuing subject... Chuck Norris once was shot and the shooter fell over dead.

Chuck Norris can touch the items at museums.

Chuck Norris's mom has a tattoo that says "Son".

Chuck norris once made a truck, thus ultumas prime was born.

No, it's: Chuck Norris drives Optimus Prime to work, and Megatron to war.