:heart:

Happy Val- BACK TO WORK!!!! CLEAN THE GARAGE!!!

"Here darling, I bought you some cheese and ham..."

"Thank you but why cheese and ham..?"

"So you can get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!"

Happy Valent--

...THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

...the roof STILL isn't fixed?

I find it funny how all men rush out to buy larger flowers/chocolates/cards than their friends have purchased for their significant others on an arbitrary day in February. If you are really in love, you should show it every day. I don't like sounding like a pedant who looks down on others, but I do find the hypocrisy of the day easy to laugh at.

KaiStagon wrote:I find it funny how all men rush out to buy larger flowers/chocolates/cards than their friends have purchased for their significant others on an arbitrary day in February. If you are really in love, you should show it every day. I don't like sounding like a pedant who looks down on others, but I do find the hypocrisy of the day easy to laugh at.

Ice has lost his voice and has resorted to thumbs ups and winks of approval. Let's all contribute a few cookies to the "buy Ice a a new voice" fund.

You're pretty much right, Kai. Unfortunately, though, we live in a material goods based society where the love is shallow and the people even more so. Flowers mean love and chocolates mean more love and money is how you get flowers and chocolate therefore love money. Wait, no that's now how it goes, hang on.... flowers love chocolate money waitwait... love chocolate and flowers with money, no that's not it either...

And now I'd like to share a poem with you from the no longer alive spam-poetry.com site, entitled "Canadian Pharmacies are standing by for you" The author wrote this poem using only the subject lines from spam e-mail.

I am so glad I discover
I am
Unhappy with the ratrace
before it is too late.
for happiness click here
for love, click here
for sex, click here

not going to work tomorrow?

me either;
i found the secret to happiness

a pill
a pill
another pill
thank god, thank god, thank god
i am truly grateful for this knowledge.

This one's on the house:

全国総合出会いセンターよりお知らせです。

Wstreet newsflash
Winter is in the air
We are surrounded by icy women -
Cold Frigid Women.

Twinkle, twinkle
Turkey tips and recipes
Fat girls eating -
Gristle, glistening,
Love is in the air.

To everybody in Columbus
An apology -
The cookies are coming….

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i died a little that day for you
Every day I die a little more.

Valentines Day - Just another scam to fool people into buying sh*t they don't really need.

There is not enough allowed characters per post to express how much I agree with everyone.

Wonko: Spam poetry is mad cool! Thanks for sharing that- I love stuff like that. I've seen poetry done in similar ways with newspapers, but never with spam... I really love that concept.

http://web.archive.org/web/20080612112410/http://spam-poetry.com/

Love the Wayback Machine.

haha I think you posted that poem before...

love it! The one from subject lines reminds me of everything in my junk folder...

And yeah, it's all about symbolism. Do hearts scientifically represent love? No. A heart does what a heart does... But, of course, society has shaped us to think a certain way...

Nothing one can do to change that. Life is weird...people are weirder. Happy post-Valentines Day! But, of course, according to Kai's logic every day should be the equivalent of Valentine's Day so uhh.....happy Tuesday everybody!

I LOVE YOU ESPECIALLY A LOT THIS TUESDAY

Happy Tuesday! Woooo!

Happeh Weddinsday guys! Now if you'll excueese me, I gotta go do the same thing I always do.

Dear fellow members of the asylum,
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HAPPY WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!

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Sincerely,
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ICE!!!!!!

hAPPI wEDNESDAY u cRAZY pEOPLE!

It's now Thursday for most parts of the world. Do you know what that means?

Check out the video at the bottom of this page lol: http://www.gamespot.com/news/6299751.html?tag=latestheadlines;title;1

Hahahahhah I <3 that vid. And u can learn a lot from that vid, all those interesting facts...

So ps3 version of portal 2 is the way to go then. Alllllll riiight.

Yeah, I heard somewhere that you get the PC version free if you get Portal 2 on the PS3 since they're going to integrate Steam with PlayStation Network.