happy birthday to whoever is having a birthday

Whoever the hell you are....wherever the hell you are... whatever the hell you are...whenever the hell you are... have a fan-ring-a-ding-tastic birthday and a good recovery from Weed Day yesterday (4/20). Keep in mind that weed will NOT power the flux capacitor to send you back to 2010 so DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT eat the purple marshmallows with the glowing thongs. Whenever the martians invade, lock the broken door and eat the crumbs of cheese-its laying on your bedroom elevator. Using trees to hug a bear will only lead you to utter and complete destruction so FIND OUT WHO THOUGHT OF clocks and shoot them for sedition and against the minds of polar bears. Life is like a giant tortoise dosed up on LSD and anabolic steroids: it only has one donut that keeps circling around a basketball court like a mouse.

So happy birthday to the stolen cheeses,
That lie awake as the moped breezes,
Singing songs to the wilted flower,
The guile of catastrophe has tasted flour,

This guy has bread on his crazy juices:
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Ice, gimme a contact number for that writer of yours. He's a genius!

I was making a happy bday topic for the people whose bday is today but then I just started writing random sh*t off the top of my freaky head lmao