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happy birthday to whoever is having a birthday

Post by Theicecreaman on Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:59 pm

Whoever the hell you are....wherever the hell you are... whatever the hell you are...whenever the hell you are... have a fan-ring-a-ding-tastic birthday and a good recovery from Weed Day yesterday (4/20). Keep in mind that weed will NOT power the flux capacitor to send you back to 2010 so DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT eat the purple marshmallows with the glowing thongs. Whenever the martians invade, lock the broken door and eat the crumbs of cheese-its laying on your bedroom elevator. Using trees to hug a bear will only lead you to utter and complete destruction so FIND OUT WHO THOUGHT OF clocks and shoot them for sedition and against the minds of polar bears. Life is like a giant tortoise dosed up on LSD and anabolic steroids: it only has one donut that keeps circling around a basketball court like a mouse.

So happy birthday to the stolen cheeses,
That lie awake as the moped breezes,
Singing songs to the wilted flower,
The guile of catastrophe has tasted flour,

This guy has bread on his crazy juices: affraid
Horses are insane just like my 2348y9543892yo8r0 v8o3pnhebroyho2u92ijp3nhw802u904er74280uo4ihe087u3o2hqbwer8u2jwertuo420ij's






CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

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Post by Bugenhagen on Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:04 pm

I'm With Stupid
cheers
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Post by Loki on Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:42 pm

Ice, gimme a contact number for that writer of yours. He's a genius!
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Re: happy birthday to whoever is having a birthday

Post by Theicecreaman on Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:00 pm

I was making a happy bday topic for the people whose bday is today but then I just started writing random sh*t off the top of my freaky head lmao

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