how do i become an admin as fast as possible?

hey guys i just sighned up for this and i was wondering how i could be a admin i dont go on every day but i go on pretty offen

*pfsh* u should see how often i do...

wtf lol I bet Wonko will have a gigantic laugh over this

First of all, you aren't even in an academy, so how the f**k can you even ask such a thing. it's like connecting to the Ca server and asking for admin, what do you think the answer will be

second of all, asking for admin will greatly lower your chances of getting it in the first place

third, who the f**k are you? I'm astounded by the fact that someone thinks that they can just barge in on a forum and start bs-ing like that. The only place where bs-ing is cool is everywhere else except this topic Are you that Darman guy or whatever his name was? Because if you are, hey dude what's up long time no see!

fourth, nobody gives a horse's co*k about how often you play the game. some moderators on this forum rarely ever come on, if ever. As I said about the marshmallow academy, quality over quantity.

fifth (and wonko will probably deduct points from me), Wonko handles admin-type thingys around here, it being Wonko's School of Cake, not Wonko's Democratic School of Cake, so you should constantly bother Wonko with a million P.M.s on the topic, not everyone else.

sixth, we don't even need more admins. if you can't have fun without admin, then why should you get it?

Lastly, Wonko or anyone else from the Moderators team need to play u in the game before we recruit u. However, since like nobody plays anymore except the few people like DeliSauce, we are more flexible on that type of sh*t.

remember the story about the tortoise and the hare!!! Personality and character count, even though we only look at it for about 2 seconds and then get on with life.

god I am so tempted to post an evil batch file here, but I would be a hypocrite in doing so...

edit: o right and one more thing, I will lock this topic later on whenever you give your rambling response...

nice rant ice

(>FD<)Fireheart wrote:hey guys i just sighned up for this and i was wondering how i could be a admin i dont go on every day but i go on pretty offen

Have some lemonade mate.

Lol yea it won't make u an admin but @ least it tastes gud

I met him and told him if he wanted admin he'd join the forums and the admins there would handle him. lol

I knew Ice would go on and rant at him..from experience.

Moss wrote:

Epic Win is Epic.

for your information i did play with delisauce so talk to him scond dude way to big of a fuc*ing reply i got what u said but dude really???


oh yeah and also dude i didnt no about the acadamys so soz for bothering you

(>FD<)Fireheart wrote:for your information i did play with delisauce so talk to him scond dude way to big of a fuc*ing reply i got what u said but dude really???


oh yeah and also dude i didnt no about the acadamys so soz for bothering you

Second dude has a name. Not sure which 2nd your refering too anyway... 2nd in thread or 2nd poster after you?

Anyway, keeping up this attitude ain't gonna get you no admin. Even being friendly isn't going to do it. Wonko needs to trust you.

Oh and I'll lock this saving a strange and barely readable reply. Sorry Ice but if you want to lock it, just unlock, rinse & repeat.

Rargh! Whiney bitchy n00bs! I shall crush them with my awesome Moderating abilities!

*deconstructs the Universe by accident*

Oh, wait...

Seriously, you want Admin that bad? Find a nice pit of lava (a volcano will do), and hurl yourself in it. If you survive, congrats, now shove it. If not, one less n00b in the gene pool.

P.S. This post is 99.9% truth, and 0.01% unaviodable extrapolation.

We don't give a sh*t who you played with. You could be the f-king lead developer and that wouldn't make any difference. You probably won't be getting admin... For reasons too axiomatic to be disscussed on the forums.

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