Happy (belated) St Patrick's Day!

Shave Blivvy's belly with a rusty razor!  

I hope you're up to date on your tetanus shots, Blivvy.  Wait, did we never procure a School physician?  We really should have one on staff.  I mean, what if we accidentally invent a pastry that has a nastier-than-usual side effect?  Spontaneous combustion or localized hair loss are one thing, but we're simply not equipped to handle werewolves, sudden cravings to eat silly string, or lock jaw.