... gobble ...

The foul stench of rotting corpses and the muffled cries for brains has been our backdrop for more than a month now. But it is slowly being replaced by something far more frightening...

... did you hear that?

Off in the distance... Listen...

... gobble ...

Wonko the Sane wrote:The Jabberwock brought a friend! They're here and they're terrorizing the server together! Oh we are so doomed!

Doomed I say, dooooooomed!!!




The Turkish Goblin has come to exact some revenge for all the turkeys we hunted last year! Suit up guys, this is gonna be a real battle!

On the plus side, we'll definitely have left-overs. Don't forget to /dispenseturkey!

OMG, FIREWORKS. (well at least over in UK)

*cocks shotgun*
There's food to be put on this table!

and fireworks to be put in the sky.
as, we celebrate the thingy... guy fawkes did.

Gobble, gobble, gobble!

I have some time this weekend to hunt me some turkey! Booyah, bishes!

Get your grubby hands off my turkey biyatch! *unloads mini-gun on 'biyatch' and turkey*

What are you people fighting over... don't you hear that sound?! It's coming!!!

... gobble ...

Oh man we're all screwed... Everybody run for your lives!!

we could send you our Fireworks to fight it off, but you MUST ASK JACK.

Wonko the Sane wrote:What are you people fighting over... don't you hear that sound?! It's coming!!!

... gobble ...

Oh man we're all screwed... Everybody run for your lives!!

Is wonko turkey-phobic or something?

No I got this. *cocks shotgun again for some reason*
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... boggle ...

OH SHIZ! RUN! IT'S COMING!

A server was invaded by these beasts! Someone took a photo of this beast as there server was destroyed!

I just somehow got the photo,

SEE?!?!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Oh no.... OH NO!!

... gobble ...

The Jabberwock brought a friend! They're here and they're terrorizing the server together! Oh we are so doomed!

Doomed I say, dooooooomed!!!




The Turkish Goblin has come to exact some revenge for all the turkeys we hunted last year! Suit up guys, this is gonna be a real battle!

On the plus side, we'll definitely have left-overs. Don't forget to /dispenseturkey!

/dispenseturkey?

....

/dispenseturkey?

More like /dispenseluck! We're screwed! Oh, we're screwed!

I'm too young to be eaten by a giant Turkey!!

Too young? Don't lie old man :p

You're right. I guess I'll go sacrifice myself to try to save the rest of you. Maybe once it has its fill of tastey rodian it'll move on to another server...

Yes. A good leader always sacrifices themselves for their community.

But a smart one will run away while everyone else is dying.

And a stupid one would offer the turkey veggies and show it diagrams of the food pyramid. Speaking of which.....AHHHHH IT'S AFTER WONKO!!!

Run for your lives!

Hmm, oh what? Turkeys in the server? Not a problem. You could say that when I deal them, they're stuffed.

Go loki, GO! No! Don't turn around! No! keep running! THERES LIKE THOUSANDS OF TURKEYS BEHIND YOU! USE YOUR GUN! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING... DONT DROP THE GUN! OMG LOKI LOOK OUT! A FLAT SURFACE!

Loki wrote:something that gobsmacked Da Llama

NOOOOO!

Loki wrote:
...You could say that when I deal them, they're stuffed.

Yeah, stuffed with loki meat...

The DeliSauce* wrote:

Loki wrote:
...You could say that when I deal them, they're stuffed.

Yeah, stuffed with loki meat...

Save it for a couple of years from now when it's more appropriate for you to insinuate such... things.

haha thanks for ruining the pun delisauce