Cap'n Jack's Reign

Today, Jack was crowned king. He had a few words to say after... these exact words...
"CHUCK NORRIS IS THE MAN!"
After, he declared that everyone should obey chuck norris, if not, they will suffer, also, wonko, the president of america, greeted him into the worldwide meeting room, whilst his servants remade his throne room(picture at the bottom). He also declared that Hunter was his squire, hunter said these exact words
"Yay!"
In other news, shadow's battle for the squire failed, but jack made him the jester, if shadow was not funny, he would be sent to dungeons. Bugenhagen also battled for the reign, but lost by 34 votes! So, bugenhagen got a free pet dragon to play with for trying to be king, things didnt really work out. (scroll down to see jacks throne room)

But i was revived!

And I was hired as the blue colored assasin to pwn everyone who displeases the highest bidder >: )

and i was shot out of a cannon in a pokeball so i can come 2 this galaxy 2 tell every1...

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After Bug was revived, An undefeatable army was made, luc's pokeball, was unidentified, scientists identified that it was a magical unknown blue furred fox, scientists put a yellow woolly coat on it to keep it warm, and named it Lucario, he strolled off, he never returned, jack sent out his army to find lucario, after that, Bug tried to assisinate jack, his mission failed, and he was sent to the asylum, then wonko wanted to trade a bigger better army, Jack refused. So, wonko declared war on jack, Jack has a chance, Because his army that the last king left had sent out to find luc, jack made an army(picture at bottom), with colorful bright uniforms, and his weapon was a trusty curved sword, On the other hand, BlueNinja was promoted to sir, then in the ceremony, someone pointed out that a girl called loki, was hiding behind the throne, people were amazed, but since people stopped bugging bug, he had his chance, he dissapeared from the asylum.....
(SCROLL DOWN TO SEE THE ARMY)

HOOBLAH I'M AT LARGE!

I'm... confused?

What did I do to deserve to become King?

Or do I just get it by right of something?

Anyone?

Help?

Eh, people voted for you the most. =D

this story got boring now

where did i go? O_o

Lucario*)WoN(~Donuts~ wrote:this story got boring now

where did i go? O_o

I think you dies and I somehow got a sex change without me knowing it

Loki wrote:

Lucario*)WoN(~Donuts~ wrote:this story got boring now

where did i go? O_o

I think you dies and I somehow got a sex change without me knowing it

O_o he said i left the place and went somewhere else,not dead XD

Heaven/Hell is a place

strolled off as in wonder off

i didnt die LOL

look

Da llama wrote:luc's pokeball, was unidentified, scientists identified that it was a magical unknown blue furred fox, scientists put a yellow woolly coat on it to keep it warm, and named it Lucario, he strolled off, he never returned, jack sent out his army to find lucario, after that, Bug tried to assisinate jack, his mission failed, and he was sent to the asylum, then wonko wanted to trade a bigger better army, Jack refused. So, wonko declared war on jack, Jack has a chance, Because his army that the last king left had sent out to find luc

Lucario*)WoN(~Donuts~ wrote:this story got boring now

where did i go? O_o

You'll find out...

ok LOL

Firstly, The girl called loki has been arrested and is being questioned as we speak(picture at the bottom), but while she was being questioned, she threatened to cut the guards, after that she got a ak-47 and defended her self from prison, lately after, she was sent to the asylum, and also, the lucario has been found in a block of ice in the 36th century, the ice was solid. Scientists believe that he froze himself, others think he fell of a mountain while trying to climb it, he now lived an normal life in the army as a assassin, and ninja has been promoted to general in the army. in other news, there has been helicopters destroying buildings, people have survived his attack saying this: "He had 2 pistols, 1 saber. He wore silver helmet with brown leathered body armor, he said that the end is near..." Before she could explain more, she died from the wounds of his saber, people suspect that this is bug's revenge, but people think this is war from wonko. Since jack wondered how skilled bug was, he tryed to make bug sign a contract that he could get as many cookies as he wants, if he joins and becomes general. He accepted, Also, a man called tasmann is trying to lurk the king, the guards have now got High security. in other news, people believe that these photos were done in a set, llama the reporter was sent to prove them wrong...
(SCROLL DOWN TO SEE LOKI IN JAIL)

Wait so I'm a good guy now?
alright, good story twist! keep goin llama!

Bugenhagen wrote:Wait so I'm a good guy now?

kinda. lol.

WHO THE fluck VOTES FOR ME!

I DON'T MIND BEING KING, BUT IT'S SO SUDDEN!

lets see...
Space aliens?
People?
Living objects?

how could i fall and be frozen in a block of ice?

i could easily get myself out of it and i wouldnt live a normal life as an assassin 4 the army nor i would of froze myself

i alrdy have fur so y would they put a coat on me

u dont know anythin about me psh LOL

*nukes the planet w/ the story is taken place in from home*

THE END

am i gonna be in the story?

Da Llama wrote:He also declared that Hunter was his squire, hunter said these exact words
"Yay!"

I hate having to quote myself.

Da Llama wrote:

Da Llama wrote:He also declared that Hunter was his squire, hunter said these exact words
"Yay!"

I hate having to quote myself.

I hate people stealing expressions...

Firstly, Giant rats have invaded england, the proof is real(photo at the bottom), They have known to have been footprints and huges smashes in the wall from rats, People suspect it is lucario's minions, he was angered by the ice that went to his mind from the freeze, he lost some memory, from his fall off the mountain, so he forgot about the army, and ran off to italy. Many people have now spotted that england is free from collapsing buildings and falling trees(except the rat problems). People suspect loki is now guarded in the asylum. Also, Hunter bought a monkey from the pet store, Jack said when he is doing his job, the monkey should not be seen, Also, Jacks planning his holiday and leaving blueninja(his prince) the throne for 2 days. Also, Wonko hasn't attacked since, Will he be plotting his next plan? If so, What will it be? Stay tuned to the next part to find out...
(SCROLL DOWN TO SEE THE DAMAGE THE RATS HAVE DONE)