So-small-chance-of-it-happening stories!

I apologize for the title, but this is where you post stories of something that happened to you or something you did that had an incredibly small chance of happening.

Mine is i was in the shower (it's pg-13 don't worry) and i closed the lid on this body wash thing and a small little bit of it shot up and hit dead on my eye.

once on pokemon pearl i went 2 the place where u do the lottery (only once a day),which the numbers count on all of ur pokemon's ID number (5 numbers),which ull win 1 of 5 prizes dependin which numbers match from the 1st number on the right so say like the lottery ID number was 45108 and i had a pokemon w/ the ID number of 32108 ill win 3rd prize,2 get the jackpot its 1 out of 100,000 IDs 2 get and all the numbers need 2 match and i won the jackpot once which was rly lucky and i got the masterball,catches any wild pokemon w/o fail O_o

another story was when i was playin my brother's pokemon diamond,i was gonna get a pokemon that i needed,and i went 2 go find it in the wild and a pokemon appeared (it wasnt the 1 i was lookin 4) and it was SHINY (YES SHINY) it looks like this when normal
and this when its shiny,findin a shiny pokemon is 1 out of 8000 (probly more) O_o

Cool, shineys really are rare, daftly so...

Cept in at least Crystal, where there's one shiny you can always catch (not sure whether it's in Gold or Silver though)...

Can't think of anything to say... Damn my boring life!

its also in gold and silver and the pokemon is gyarados,a red gyarados

there was another story i want 2 tell uh oh

had a lvl 6 starly up 4 trade on the global trading station 4 a piplup and i got a shiny piplup lvl 100 in the trade so i put it up 4 trade 4 a shaymin and i got a shiny shaymin lvl 100 XD lucky me hehe shaymin is 1 of the most rarest pokemon and can only get it from the pokemon events that gives shaymin out LOL

You know that Shaymin is probably haxed don't you Luc?

psh i know that,thats y every1 is looking 4 it LOL

I went swimming in a wild river one day. My cothes layed out at the side of the river... After done swimming i did my shorts on and erm... there was a bee in it...

you can figure out what happens next

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When Bug posted this topic, I don't think he expected it to be mostly about Pokemon. So kudos MC.


So, yeah...nothing unexpected has ever happened to me.

hehe alot of my so small chance of it happening stories r about pokemon besides this 1

when i farted it gave me an headache O_O

LOL jk thats not it

i got killed by wonko once w/o him using admin powers

Well i haz another thing that happened to me

I'm a modeler as some may know. and i modeled a hammer of the game red factionbefore the release of RF2... I made it so that its buildable in real life with paper... I just posted it on the red faction community and suddenly EVERY mod/developer of red faction was like WTF PWNAGE So i got on the index for that week

Since then ive bin getting fan mail of my papercraft work like crazy >.< there was even a belgium magazine that interviewed me...





I haze more papercrafts that are real size




I haz many more... and I am making a website soon for it. Seeing so many people like it

Yea these are fine stories but they're supposed to be funny!
and yes crazy, i that's right.

..well as long as it's stories that aren't funny, we were playing a soccer game (high school) and a kid shot from the very corner of the other team's goal and he made it in the opposite corner. :O soccer players will know what i'm talking about and respect that kid (he was asian btw )

a pretty old topic but i have a new so small chance of happening story that just happen 10 mins ago from right now LOL its another pokemon story

i was playing my pokemon pearl and i found a shiny bidoof <---click 2 c the pokemon
it was awesome,and i caught it w/ a ultraball so it was an auto catch XD woohoo 4 me LOL

I have no clue what the pokemons are over the number 101...

>.< I only followed the first stuff of it.

masterchief wrote:101...

151*

NOOoo the first blue red gameboy series only had 101! I had a poster of it with them all >.>

it had 151 XD http://www.pokemondb.co.uk/pokedex/red-blue-yellow

Oh gawd your right

im always right about pokemon LOL

Ok no more bickering about pokemon guys...

uhh I found a rat and ate it..... that's my story.

I agree with Ice..
speaking of which...

Was it good? Taste like chicken?
I got another one.

We had to do this reading project for english class and there were several books to choose from. Guess which one i saw and HAD to read?
ALICE IN WONDERLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a joke that everyone thought was funny when i chose it and still is but hey, i like it and..yea. i'm still the funny guy

Ok,
*sits down*
THE END!

i can talk about pokemon stories if i feel like it O_o

Here's one:
I lived an extra year.
FIN.

oh ya also

if ya not down w/ that i got 2 words 4 ya

suck it!