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sup all i need a server but dont got any methods of payments so if u know how to make a free one or can get me one or share one please reply

theres a create server option in your jk2 mp when you start up the game

but you still have to connect it to the internet and set up the server with commands and things like force regen time and many different things.

eh he'll figure that stuff out eventually

Dear Mr. Taco,
The administrators of Wonko's School of Cake (tm) and I are willing to offer you a lag-free, 24/7 server if you satisfy certain requirements set by moderators or administrators on this forum.

REQUIREMENT 1

You must perform liposuction on Bugenhagen so he can lose all that fat he gained from playing jk2 and visiting this forum too often in case his family sues us for that reason when he dies. try to make sure the liposuction goes well and that he does die of "natural causes"

REQUIREMENT 2

You must blow up the Resistance 2 servers so Bugenhagen can cry and weep.

REQUIREMENT 3

If, by any chance, you find a method of payment, then you must send Wonko a check for $69.99 monthly. This money will be given to the "poor", so don't worry If you cannot find a method of payment, you must make free tacos for the whole school every day for the rest of your life.

Thank you and have a nice day,
Theicecreaman



Moderators and Administrators, start writing up more requirements!

Dear Mr. Taco,
The Psychos of Wonko's School of Cake (tm) and I are willing to offer you a lag-free, 24/7 server if you satisfy certain requirements set by moderators or administrators on this forum.

REQUIREMENT 1

Do the dance.

REQUIREMENT 2

Buy a cat, Confuse yourself, Feed the cat, Buy another, Name this cat Chad vader and make it eat, Buy a dog, eat a sandwich, Buy a Parrot, and then walk into a wall.

REQUIREMENT 3

Watch family guy, Eat Wonko's cookie jar, Blame wonko, and get a fish, Eat it, then Get in front of a wall, Shout at it, saying: "Stupid wall, Won't get the hell out my way." "LEMME PASS! MOVE DAMN IT!", Then eat a french frie, Shave a goat, then, Eat a wall and get a life.

Congrats, You passed the 2nd out of 10,000th test.

Thank you and have a mice day, Best fishes,
Da LLama



Dumb guys and psychos need to write more requirements!

me wrote:Moderators and Administrators, start writing up more requirements!

I said Mods and Admins not llamas so your post is void!

Theicecreaman wrote:

REQUIREMENT 1

You must perform liposuction on Bugenhagen so he can lose all that fat he gained from playing jk2 and visiting this forum too often in case his family sues us for that reason when he dies. try to make sure the liposuction goes well and that he does die of "natural causes"

REQUIREMENT 2

You must blow up the Resistance 2 servers so Bugenhagen can cry and weep.

Thank you and have a nice day,
Theicecreaman

Oh ah hah. So funny. I'm actually underweight on account of a ton of running and working out from soccer. All my weight is pure muscle. seriously. and it's not that i post a lot, it's the lack of others' posts.
I also hate Resistance multiplayer I just love the sp story.

Requirement 1

Kick Chuck Norris in the balls.

That's it. IF you survive (you won't), come back and see us!

chuck norris doesnt kill people unless they shoot at him

Dear Mr. Taco,
The overwhelmingly Sane people of Wonko's School of Cake (tm)(c)(r)(pg-13)(violators will be towed) and I are willing to offer you a lag-free, 24/7, six billion slot server if you satisfy certain requirements set by us Sane people on this forum.

REQUIREMENT 1

You must prove, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that you are Certifiably Sane by obtaining the signature of a registered psychiatrist attesting to that fact.

REQUIREMENT 2

You must provide six hundred million reference letters from people who will testify before a grand jury that you are Overwhelmingly Sane.

REQUIREMENT 3

You must provide, in whatever form you desire, concrete proof which would hold up to scrutiny in a court of law, that you are capable of Making Sanity Cool Again.

Thank you and have a nice day,
Wonko the Sane.