Wonko's Presidency.

Announcment:

Wonko has hereby banned 2 things today.
1. Mice.
2. Forest house map.
That's all for now.

Mice are icky. I didn't ban him though, Ice did because he hasn't learned his lesson about not posting spam all over the forums.

Also, Forest House sucks.

Also, so does Bespin. Thankfully that one no longer exists as I have destroyed it!!!

/amgametype ffa ffa_bespin lol j/k j/k
Yeah I might unban him 'cause he didn't read the PM I sent him before banning him... HOPEFULLY he will learn his lesson.

Announcment:
Economy has gotten much better.
Cheese factories successful.
Wonko is taking a vacation to Hawaii.
And Juheti is filling in as president for Wonko while he is on his vacation.

Ooh Wonko is leaving us to go on vacation!

*chants* NO JUH. NO JUH.
BRING WONKO BACK. BRING WONKO BACK!

He brought his jk2 with him so he can manage the game still but everything else is up to our juh

JUH YOU BEST NOT FAIL US CAUSE WE AINT TAKIN NONE OF THIS NONSENSE! IF YOU FAIL THIS WILL HAPPEN:

EVIL DOGS WILL OVERRULE THE TERM OF PRESIDENCY AND DIGRESS THEIR MOTIVES BECAUSE THEY HAVE A HIGH ATTENTION SPAN OF 2 GIGABYTES THAT MANAGES TO INFILTRATE THE LAIR OF THE SOLEMNLY SEEN CATS AND DECIDE TO EAT COOKIES AND DESTROY PIE FOR ALL ETERNITY!


(probably)


We're all counting on you Juh. You best live up to Wonko.

Announcement:
Wonko, our president, has returned from his vacation to Hawaii and has resumed command as president, also Juheti, the vice president, kept things in tip top shape and things were just the same as the time that Wonko left on his vacation. Wonko has also opened a new academy in the School of Cake: The Donut Academy. He has also decreed that everyone will watch one superman show everyday if possible or die. He has also announced that from now on he will be accompanied by his personal guard:

And makes LLama a General of all n00bz.

HAHA! Llama you better run or tas and ice'll be all over you.

nice personal guard skins.

i wanna be in the story!,,,
ooh i've been wanting to use this:
BOW DOWN TO WONKO THE SANE!

Wonko has found out that there were 100 Ca guys that he left behind he has initiated a search for them and order that if they find them to exterminate them. And so 2 high ranking men in the School of Cake army: Tasmann, the General and Mr.Someone, the highest colonal, had set out to kill any Ca people that they find. In 3 days they had killed all of the Ca members and had reported it to Wonko. The president then called both of them to the White House where he gave both a medal for destroying the last of the Ca nation, but as for Tasmann, he was rewarded an extra medal for getting rid of a true annoyance, Llama. Wonko was the best president ever and yet these were the only first weeks, he's still got a long ways to go before the end of his first term....no doubt he will show us time and time again that he is the best president ever!

YEA I'M THE HIGHEST RANKED COLONEL!

GO WONKO! BEST PRESIDENT EVER!

I'll bet he sings some amendment allowing presidents to serve forever or something. ha.

Why can't I do something fun? Like bust up a terrorist cell or something? Come on, I am a pirate after all...

The man has a point.

Announcement: Wonko has made the 100000th amendment which is: That the president shall serve as president forever until he dies and that this will refer to only him and Juheti. Also something else has occured, A over-sea war has begun. Wonko has dispursed his School of Cake navy out to destroy the enemy, the Ca navy and their naval base. It was a grusume battle but in the end the School of Cake won thanks to the heroic and courageous effort of Captain Jack Sparrow. Also many terroists have been released from the prisons in the USA for some strange reason. Some rebel released them from their cells but they captured the varment who seemed to be Cap'nJackSparrow but really turned out to be someone framing him, da punk! Anyways that is all for now. See you next time.

Neat. Now if only I had a plama phase rifle...

}600th post!{


I like the emote I made,

Tasmann wrote:but as for Tasmann, he was rewarded an extra medal for getting rid of a true annoyance, Llama.

Dude, I'm right here! lol, Fail.

Wacko (wonko's kinda-evil-hamburgereating-smart twin) the smart! has ran into a wall as the portal dissapeared, Forever, Wacko hated that wall, So, He got a Jackhammer, and Teared it down, The portal was a cookie portal. After he tore it down, Wonko sued Wacko for Barging into Tasmann's story, But he was rewarded, With golden cookies, Because he destroyed the curse of the wall!
NOTE TO TASSY: This isnt part of Wonko's president thingy, Its Wacko's life.

Announcement:
Wonko has hearby announced that Llama be killed on sight! If you see him shoot or saber first and ask questions later! Tasmann is leader of this expedition in eliminating Llama once and for all!
Also that Wacko be put in the asylum.

*taps tasmanns shoulder* Hi, You were saying?

The portal is right here https://schoolofcake.forumotion.com

Tasmann wrote:Some rebel released them from their cells but they captured the varment who seemed to be Cap'nJackSparrow but really turned out to be someone framing him, da punk!

Huh? I did no such thing! I was in the South making fun of them hillbillies!

Does Tas go to Wonko's anymore?

Not recently...
Did tas offer me ownership of this topic? I can't remember...

He offered me, but I declined. It's all yours now I guess.

Ha ha! That's hilarious!

hmm. what shall he do first..