Ask a Stupid question, Then get a stupid answer.=D

retreat to Tortuga and find a crew and reverse the zombie curse and shoot them or just get a bunch of cannons(cannonballs) and blow the living **** outta them.

Santa, the Easter Bunny, and an old woman are walking down the street. They all see a penny and go to fight over it! Who gets the penny?

The old women gets the penny because she would be more desperate, Santa and the Easter Bunny don't need money.

You sit on it but you can't take it with you. Whats the answer? (easy really)

Your chair.

Been watching The Transporter much?

Whats the Trans porter if 1 + 1 = 11 what does 234 + 1 =?

2341. Where the hell have i been??

No Wonko I hav;t been watching the Transporter , I like it movies though.

Look at the numbers on my face, you wont find 13 any place.. What am I?

A Clock. Where the hell have i been??









(PBD u didn't answer my question!!) ... the answer to your's was most probably the ground

Earth. House. Ground. Elevator.

My bubbles melt. What am I?

Bubblewrap. Where the hell have i been??


Ok, just driving myself to the spam department now, don't worry..





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No1 cares where u have been thats my answer
If a train leaves the airport in Chicago going 45 mph and anouhter traiun leaves anouther airport in Los Angles 2 hours later at the same speed. Who will reach Australia 1st (dont forget timezones)

Minus a hundred thousand points!! Of course we care where Ace has been!!

(I don't know who will reach Australia first, but it won't be you, because you just lost a hundred thousand points!)

ACE!!!! Where the hell have you been!?! I started to think you or maybe got or even were bit by a because you just sorta !! Welcome back!

(What do you see in this ink blot?)

I NEEED MORE LSD MOTHA FUCKASSSSSSSSSSSSS

I see the world flashing through my eyes; THY WORLD HATH GIVITH THEICECREAMAN MOORE DRUGS!!!!!!!

They're after me goddamnit! They want to steal my ice cream, but the ice cream is MINE BITCHES!!!! TOUCH AND DIE!!!!!
CHEESE 'snjs;nm dnmfpdnhseipfokbxkjbsbseipsomg omg omg omg omg omg My ice cream van is rigged! The evil alien government wants to control me.. omg it's beginning! 1000100011111001000100010001000010101010010101010


What happens if you press the key?

Let's find out. *presses button*Apocalypse; obama assassinated; eastern hemisphere gets in nuclear war; western hemisphere commits atomic suicide; Australia left thinking "what happened?"*

Where did I go if i didn't leave?

Nowhere maybe, im not 100% sure after i lost those 1000 points
im actually kinda afriad to answer this, ah well
Why is the sky blue? And then whatever amkes the sky blue, whats makes it that color?

becuz god wanted it 2 look like my fur color cuz im kool

y does every1 call hi "XxX"?

I was told that he loved it... Anyway it's funny cause xxx is used with pornos lmao.

Why did 789?

cause 7 wanted to rove he was a bad*ss to 6, so he might get some 69.
When did Luc become so **** and insulting?

since ur mother 1st gave it 2 me that 1 night

when who what where y?

O_o

yesterday, Y, it is, over there, no reason.

Why would you care if you didn't?

but i dont care

whats 3 + 41 + 23 - 53 + 12 + 999 x 10 - 87 x 32 + 14279 - 0 + -122 + 17 x 62 - 123 + 675 + 512 + 754 + 8921 - 3 + 41 + 23 - 53 + 12 + 999 x 10 - 87 x 32 + 14279 - 0 + -122 + 17 x 62 - 123 + 675 + 512 + 754 + 89213 + 41 + 23 - 53 + 12 + 999 x 10 - 87 x 32 + 14279 - 0 + -122 + 17 x 62 - 123 + 675 + 512 + 754 + 89213 + 41 + 23 - 53 + 12 + 999 x 10 - 87 x 32 + 14279 - 0 + -122 + 17 x 62 - 123 + 675 + 512 + 754 + 89213 + 41 + 23 - 53 + 12 + 999 x 10 - 87 x 32 + 14279 - 0 + -122 + 17 x 62 - 123 + 675 + 512 + 754 + 89213 + 41 + 23 - 53 + 12 + 999 x 10 - 87 x 32 + 14279 - 0 + -122 + 17 x 62 - 123 + 675 + 512 + 754 + 8921 x 0?

0 (u should have put it in the middle where no1 looks)
How does a engine in a car run?

It doesn't. It has no legs.

Should this topic be renamed to:

"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"?

yesWhy is it School o Cake, why not school of Icecream, or cookies and make cake the academy???

OFF TOPIC : hi the answer wasnt 0 stupid,add up all the 1s next 2 plus signs

becuz u suck at counting so they made it school of cake (XD i know it didnt make any sense)

how many licks does it take 2 get 2 the center of a tosie pop? XD

125 - 300.

Wanna see a magic trick to the title?