Court Summons

Er, high cookie mateys...

I um, I'm not quite sure how to put this, so i'll just out and say it.

Unfortunately In my eagerness to expose Jabberwock's i defamed a former President's wife and current Secretary of State of the United States of America. I'm afraid this has endangered our peace lovin', lovin' academy, as they have 's and we only have 's.





er, sorry?



(in case sorry isn't good enough, i've tried to poll some alternatives)


Respectfully, ace.

Meh, if she ain't the Jabberwocky, she's certainly Voldermort's b-i-t-c-h.

! SEND THEM ME AS A PEACE OFFERING!?!?!!?!??! ROFL

I would destroy them whoever they are

*Whistles nonchalantly*

Oh hi Tassy!

Well that just does it. We're going to have to prepare for war!!

Cap'n, if you would do the honors of escorting Tas to the White House (feel free to tie him to the mast and gag him for the duration of the voyage).

While Cap'n executes Plan A, we're going to need a Plan B. Ace, if you could get started on formulating some Cookie Nukes that would be splendid. Hopefully we'll only have to use them as a last resort! I'll add them to the list of Cookie projects.

Oh I never thought I'd see the day

Decisions, decisions!

International politics is tricky.



Thanks for volunteering your ship Jack! Hope the voyage isn't too awkward. Perhaps put "you know who" in the brig/cargo hold, so you don't have to make eye contact every time you pass by the mast?

Your confidence is inspiring Tas! May you destroy them, or be an unbearable burden to them with constant lurking: Tas---> <----United States Heads of Government Meeting




(gotta admit even with the might of the school of cake behind us, i'm a little nervous about this whole "clan war" thingo with the USA. Wish they'd just settle for a game of hydroball)

*Grabs elephant tranquiliser and gun* OI, TASSY, OVER HERE MATE!

*darts Tassy and throws him in the brig*

Right guys, I'll be back as soon as possibly, long way between England and America, especially by sea, so I'll see you all soon. Here's hoping using Tassy as a peace offering helps. If not *laughs maniacally at secret weapon neither Wonko nor Ace know about* I have my own Plan B...

It's nice knowin a pirate who's got ya back!

I'll drink to th--wait.. okay, which one o' you lubbers made off with the grog?!

It was me...sorry but I was thristy! I can't help being thristy! Don't hurt me brownies. Pwease?

*arrives back* RUN FOR IT! I GAVE THEM TASSY, BUT HE TURNED INTO A GIANT COOKIE MONSTER AND KILLED THEM ALL! PLAN B IS OUR ONLY HOPE! LAUNCH NOW OR WE'RE ALL DOOMED! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

ace wrote:Decisions, decisions!

International politics is tricky.



Thanks for volunteering your ship Jack! Hope the voyage isn't too awkward. Perhaps put "you know who" in the brig/cargo hold, so you don't have to make eye contact every time you pass by the mast?

Your confidence is inspiring Tas! May you destroy them, or be an unbearable burden to them with constant lurking: Tas---> <----United States Heads of Government Meeting

(gotta admit even with the might of the school of cake behind us, i'm a little nervous about this whole "clan war" thingo with the USA. Wish they'd just settle for a game of hydroball)

Lol
Tas---> <----United States Heads of Government Meeting
Tas---> <---- Walt disney Productions.

Ok, Tasmann heres what were gonna do. Your the only lurker, Right? Steal there cookies! NOW! Like this.
Tasmann---> <----
Cookie monster in cage.^ (BEWARE! He is tamed)
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Worlds Finest Cookie Chefs

Are you on right now, Bulwa?

Da Llama wrote:Are you on right now, Bulwa?

. omg cheese


EDIT: Do u see the pics and gif's i posted? (like cat next to "omg cheese")?

BULWA wrote:

Da Llama wrote:Are you on right now, Bulwa?

. omg cheese


EDIT: Do u see the pics and gif's i posted? (like cat next to "omg cheese")?

Do you see this Pic?

Cap'nJackSparrow wrote:*arrives back* RUN FOR IT! I GAVE THEM TASSY, BUT HE TURNED INTO A GIANT COOKIE MONSTER AND KILLED THEM ALL! PLAN B IS OUR ONLY HOPE! LAUNCH NOW OR WE'RE ALL DOOMED! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Oh crap, no!! We're not ready yet!!! Ace?! Speed up production!! We're in trouble now!! AAH What do we do?!

Hope that Ace's long-lost brother randomly teleports next to us as they throw us out of their spaceship of cheese.

Let's throw big metal cake at them.

Hey i had no choice they were gonna shut down jk2 and throw all jk2 players in jail for life i had to saber those nabs.

Tasmann wrote:Hey i had no choice they were gonna shut down jk2 and throw all jk2 players in jail for life i had to saber those nabs.

Good job.

BULWA wrote:Let's throw big metal cake at them.

er, maybe we should go with this. Simple and effective and it will serve a double purpose of making our opposition look and feel silly.

Not to mention that some blue character just broke into the lab and effin ate our prototype nuke cookie!!!
I snapped a polaroid:

Tryin to convince it to regurgitate the nukie right now.

Let Me get him to cough it up *cocks shotgun* I have my way of.........persuasions............

*grabs Tasmann* HE LIEZ! HE IS THE MONSTER! GRAGH!

*epic Matrix style battle unfolds as Pirate and cookie monster jump around a lot and fire their shotguns at each other, when that fails to kill the other, they open cans of whoopass on each other.*

*Eventually, they knock each other into a rift into the Space-Time continum that randomnly opened, and are currently duelling through space and time.*