'Tis the Season 2016
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'Tis the Season 2016
Taking a seat, you roast a marshmallow made from Wonko's patent-pending Super-Fluff Technology(TM) over an open fire.
Quietly, in the background, Wonko's Almost Automagical Yuletide Carol Choir(TM) begins to sing:
Marshmallooooows roasting on an open fiiiiiire,
A dark jediiiiii nipping at your nose,
Yuletide carols being sung by an Almost Automagical Yuletide Carol Choiiiiir(TM)
And folks dressed up like Exar Kun.
Everybody knows a cookie and some marshmallows,
Help to make the season briiiight,
Tiny jawas with their eyes all aglowwww,
Will find it hard to pawn that droid toniiiiight.
They know that Saaaanta's on his waaaay,
He's loaded lightsabers and cookies on his sleigh,
And every Bothan's child is gonna spyyyy,
To see if Wonko really can bake a pie.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To Jedi from one to nine hundred and twoooo,
Although it's been said many times many waaaays,
May the Force be with you.
Quietly, in the background, Wonko's Almost Automagical Yuletide Carol Choir(TM) begins to sing:
Marshmallooooows roasting on an open fiiiiiire,
A dark jediiiiii nipping at your nose,
Yuletide carols being sung by an Almost Automagical Yuletide Carol Choiiiiir(TM)
And folks dressed up like Exar Kun.
Everybody knows a cookie and some marshmallows,
Help to make the season briiiight,
Tiny jawas with their eyes all aglowwww,
Will find it hard to pawn that droid toniiiiight.
They know that Saaaanta's on his waaaay,
He's loaded lightsabers and cookies on his sleigh,
And every Bothan's child is gonna spyyyy,
To see if Wonko really can bake a pie.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To Jedi from one to nine hundred and twoooo,
Although it's been said many times many waaaays,
May the Force be with you.
Re: 'Tis the Season 2016
And a reminder that, as usual, Santa will be visiting our server all month long
Click the spoiler tag for a reminder of all the Christmas goodies courtesy of Christmases past:
Don't forget the holiday maps and skins!
Bespin Christmas
Christmas in Whoville
Yavin Christmas
Santa Skin (Included in Bespin Christmas)
ShroomDuck INC Skin Pack (The Grinch is in here!)
Click the spoiler tag for a reminder of all the Christmas goodies courtesy of Christmases past:
- Spoiler:
- Wonko the Sane wrote:You better watch out!
Better not cry!
Better not pout, I'm tellin' you why...
Santa Claus is comin' to Wonko's World!!
Happy Holidays to everyone at Wonko's School of Cake!! By official decree of the School of Cake board of trustees, Santa will be making a special visit to Wonko's World this holiday season! Keep a sharp eye out for the gifts he'll be dropping as he makes his way around the server!
Can't wait for Santa to bring your gifts to you? No problem! Santa's finally joined the 21st century and has a gmail account set up to forward all your Christmas letters to an Auto-Santa Gift Dispensing Machine!! Send him an e-mail and get your gift with /dispensegift (Naughty boys n' girls may have an unpleasant surprise awaiting them the next morning!)
But keep an eye out for that naughty Grinch!! He's lurking about and will try to steal your presents from you!! Prepare to defend yourself!!
...Did you hear that? Was that a reindeer?? AAHH! GET DOWN!!!
Don't forget to load up on your daily dose of eggnog!! /drinkeggnog But don't get too wasted on that stuff!! If you have a few too many, try dancing it off with the /jinglebellrock
And, of course, all the School of Cake Vending Machine treats you've come to love have been painstakingly stocked with the finest holiday baked goods like gingerbread, pumpkin pie, and candy canes! Get 'em while they're hot!!
Don't forget the holiday maps and skins!
Bespin Christmas
Christmas in Whoville
Yavin Christmas
Santa Skin (Included in Bespin Christmas)
ShroomDuck INC Skin Pack (The Grinch is in here!)
Re: 'Tis the Season 2016
Wonko the Sane wrote:Taking a seat, you roast a marshmallow made from Wonko's patent-pending Super-Fluff Technology(TM) over an open fire.
Quietly, in the background, Wonko's Almost Automagical Yuletide Carol Choir(TM) begins to sing:
Marshmallooooows roasting on an open fiiiiiire,
A dark jediiiiii nipping at your nose,
Yuletide carols being sung by an Almost Automagical Yuletide Carol Choiiiiir(TM)
And folks dressed up like Exar Kun.
Everybody knows a cookie and some marshmallows,
Help to make the season briiiight,
Tiny jawas with their eyes all aglowwww,
Will find it hard to pawn that droid toniiiiight.
They know that Saaaanta's on his waaaay,
He's loaded lightsabers and cookies on his sleigh,
And every Bothan's child is gonna spyyyy,
To see if Wonko really can bake a pie.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To Jedi from one to nine hundred and twoooo,
Although it's been said many times many waaaays,
May the Force be with you.
Re: 'Tis the Season 2016
Been blastin' Twisted Sister's "A Twisted Christmas" album at work the whole week.
Re: 'Tis the Season 2016
Not sure why but it doesn't really feel like Christmas here this year. Everyone has been saying that. It would be nice if we got a little bit of snow or something. Been so long since I've seen any here.
blivvy- Marshmallow Academy Member
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Age : 38
Location : Drangleic
Re: 'Tis the Season 2016
I've had some snow where I am last week, but then it was 50F the next day and it all melted. Then it dropped to 15F, way below freezing, and whatever was left over hardened into this patchy snowy ice stuff. There's just spots of it all over.
I remember a lot of white Christmases when I was younger, like full on snowstorm and multiple inches of the good powdery stuff. They seem to be increasingly rare now
The other thing that's changed is everyone's buying those inflatable decorations for their lawns instead of the classic gingerbread house lights. That kind of contributes to the missing feeling of Christmas for me.
I remember a lot of white Christmases when I was younger, like full on snowstorm and multiple inches of the good powdery stuff. They seem to be increasingly rare now
The other thing that's changed is everyone's buying those inflatable decorations for their lawns instead of the classic gingerbread house lights. That kind of contributes to the missing feeling of Christmas for me.
Re: 'Tis the Season 2016
Yeah everyone has been saying that here too. We had some snow last weekend also, probably the same day that Wonko did, but it melted pretty quickly. For some reason, they still plowed the parking lot where I was that day...
I had to take my winter jacket off midday today because it was like 56 or 57 degrees (F) in the afternoon. Not winter weather at all.
I had to take my winter jacket off midday today because it was like 56 or 57 degrees (F) in the afternoon. Not winter weather at all.
Re: 'Tis the Season 2016
Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year! Now, time to get out the Christmas t-shirt
blivvy- Marshmallow Academy Member
- Number of posts : 2634
Age : 38
Location : Drangleic
Re: 'Tis the Season 2016
No special attire for me, unless you count the gingerbread crumbs on my shirt. There's always room for 's .
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