Joke of The Week #7

If you feel like your back in umm i guess Middle School Elementary for some and your sitting through ummm Mrs.Colgutt's?? science class and your bored just let it all out my jokes suck i know that so let me have it. still waiting for some good jokes via pm.s ...time? now for the Joke.

A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap.<- *key detail* He's telling a dumb-blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet. " Whats gives you the right to stereo-type blondes that way?" she demands. "What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?" Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer out an apology.
" You keep out of this!" she yells.
"I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"


This is Snap ending my career sadly as a Jk2er (but we all knew that before but anways ramble ramble long story short, im OUT of jokes need some pm's people!!! get out at 6am and do something search trash cans!!! i have 1 more Joke that's crap and will get me by but its not good enough. Paid im gonna use your joke eventually lol.) and as a Joke teller. (and everyone knew it was coming my famous!!!!)->
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Good Night,
Snap.

Why did you quit jk2?! We need the active members!!!!!!

um my disk is scratched and yeah i would dl that thing crazy said but laziness is a factor.... but i wont be inactive on forum just wont be crazy active just to this joke and to allyope? it was a fun game time to move on.. if it was as fun as 03 i'd be on all night non stop. where people actually fight.. now its just a chat room with sabers. tanis because you replyed you must now submit a joke. via pm. good game.

HUZZAH! He didnt say Allyope!!

UPDATE: Snap, You didnt put Allyope! out of buisness, Sony games did. I stopped playing JK2 all together, I come on here for a quick peek.

yeah ok. so allyope? is out o business? and i still said Allyope? not Allyope! suck it

No, Allyope? isnt out of buisness, No such thing as Allyope?.

Allyope? right submit your joke at snappie245/ via pm. 1 gracious joke has been sent. -and counting-

Shut the f' up before I get Oblivion to blow you into Oblivion!

It's gonna be called Allyope? to me ice. try and do what you want. surprised llama hasn't came up with a come back yet.

What the hell is Allyope?, Snap. A comedian or something?
I'm starting a new buisness, The Riddle of the day.

pffft. did you know what? die then?? VICTORY!!!!!!! SUCK IT. time to put another business outta itself. now joke 8 coming your way thanks to 2 jokes submitted i will be running the race that much further. contact me at snappie245/ via pm.

Snappie245/ wrote:time to put another business outta itself.

I have tons of riddles,

of course you do, but i will still put you out of business. you cheat anyways start another hoping business when im on the down side of mine.

Snappie245/ wrote:of course you do, but i will still put you out of business. you cheat anyways start another hoping business when im on the down side of mine.

And I just put you out of buisness.

umm yeah theres some people who go on vacation llama lol. im back now... plus with a girl friend so this forum is not my life now.

Yeah, just so you know, you have 2 #8's. lol.