Merry Christmas 2011!

Wonko the Sane wrote:You better watch out!

Better not cry!

Better not pout, I'm tellin' you why...


Santa Clause is comin' to Wonko's World!!


Happy Holidays to everyone at Wonko's School of Cake!! By official decree of the School of Cake board of trustees, Santa will be making a special visit to Wonko's World this holiday season! Keep a sharp eye out for the gifts he'll be dropping as he makes his way around the server!

Can't wait for Santa to bring your gifts to you? No problem! Santa's finally joined the 21st century and has a gmail account set up to forward all your Christmas letters to an Auto-Santa Gift Dispensing Machine!! Send him an e-mail and get your gift with /dispensegift (Naughty boys n' girls may have an unpleasant surprise awaiting them the next morning!)

But keep an eye out for that naughty Grinch!! He's lurking about and will try to steal your presents from you!! Prepare to defend yourself!!

...Did you hear that? Was that a reindeer?? AAHH! GET DOWN!!!

Don't forget to load up on your daily dose of eggnog!! /drinkeggnog But don't get too wasted on that stuff!! If you have a few too many, try dancing it off with the /jinglebellrock

And, of course, all the School of Cake Vending Machine treats you've come to love have been painstakingly stocked with the finest holiday baked goods like gingerbread, pumpkin pie, and candy canes! Get 'em while they're hot!!

Theicecreaman wrote:Imagine a billion turkey goblins wielding fully automatic sub-machine guns and rocket-propelled grenades just running toward you while yelling "GEEET HIM!!!!!!" as bombardments of shrapnel explode around you in a dirty, rotten terrain, its land so uneven you fret that you'll trip and be violently murdered by these horrid beasts from hell.

THAT'S what you're in for.

He's a mean one.

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