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Re: Steam Hacked

Post by Shinja on Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:14 am

I agree with what Wonko said.

Being a moderately successful security professional myself, one of the best new ways I've found for encrypting, zipping and unzipping passwords is to use the new encryption standard called "PANTS" approved by the National Security Agency. All you need to do is write your passwords on some paper and keep that paper in your pants.. all day! You see, in this situation your pants basically serve a dual purpose, they encrypt your passwords with very powerful natural cyphers AND they keep your passwords in a compressed state. This method is so good, you could even walk right up to a hacker, unencrypt and uncompress your passwords (works best with yellow coloured paper) right then and there and he STILL wouldn't be able to accept your passwords! That's how powerful this method is! Even when your passwords are unencrypted they're still protected! It's also easy, cost effective and energy efficient too! If you forget your password in the office or at a meeting, no problem! Just unzip and dive in! Your co-workers will be stunned and impressed by your new ingenious way of keeping track of your passwords!

Of course, you do still need to be vigilant at times, because soon you realise that those hackers were never the real enemy.. no.. the true enemy... is far more malicious... the toilet!

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Re: Steam Hacked

Post by Theicecreaman on Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:44 am

lmao Razz

Moral of the story for the tl:dr people: have a password with varying letters, symbols, numbers, capitalizations, etc., and STORE IT IN YO' PANTS, BRO!

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Re: Steam Hacked

Post by Wonko the Sane on Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:41 pm

This anecdotal reference brought to you by that time that Shinji tried to unzip his pants at the bar to decrypt and decompress the secret password he always uses to get that hot date sitting next to him, but the keep waved over the bouncer and he wound up face down in the street instead and has held a grudge against me ever since because my password worked and the unzipping didn't happen until later... in private. Wink

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Re: Steam Hacked

Post by Shinja on Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:17 pm

It's just not fair Sad I mean she put her hand out and I thought we were at the handshaking stage, she even listed to me all of her favourite kinky secrets Twisted Evil ... naturally I told her I preferred her more extreme, stronger ones. Then just as we were bonding and making a really good connection... I just started doing what I always do, telling her my name just before reaching down to pull out and publicise my key to her... and then I get forced out by those two big brutes! SHENANIGANS I SAY! I should never have trusted an authority like you Wonko! You and those bogus certificates you showed me! I totally already knew it when you tried to pass them off as legit btw!


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Post by Wonko the Sane on Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:04 pm

Heyheyhey, I told you, if you get caught using those certs it's not my fault!

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Re: Steam Hacked

Post by Da Llama on Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:36 pm

Wonko ---><--- Me

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Post by blivvy on Fri Nov 25, 2011 6:13 pm

*watches wonko & llama play table tennis Eating

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Re: Steam Hacked

Post by Wonko the Sane on Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:03 pm

Since when did I start playing table tennis with Llama?? Nonono, I refuse!! Unless I get to play using this: Big Stick ... against your face.

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Re: Steam Hacked

Post by Da Llama on Fri Nov 25, 2011 8:51 pm

sure lets begin.



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Re: Steam Hacked

Post by blivvy on Sat Nov 26, 2011 3:59 am

You can call it... Llamaball Smile

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Re: Steam Hacked

Post by Theicecreaman on Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:08 am

As an administrator of this forum, I do not condone such actions against our members, especially "special" ones like Llama.

I hereby ban everyone until ya'll find a new game to play in which Llama gets hurt 500 million times more than now!!!

GEEEET STAAARTEDDDD!!!!!!!!

Woohoo yeah!

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Re: Steam Hacked

Post by Da Llama on Sat Nov 26, 2011 3:10 pm

how many of these emotes do i need then?

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Re: Steam Hacked

Post by blivvy on Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:05 pm

One is more than enough, Mr. Spammer xD

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Re: Steam Hacked

Post by Da Llama on Sat Nov 26, 2011 5:41 pm

But how many 's?

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