Happy Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day

Ok well it's on the 19th but I'll probably forget so happy early pirate day!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

I hear it coming... days of Yarr's and Garr's and all that stuff. Dear God here it comes.

YAHARR!

Shall we go find some rum?

Matt wrote:Shall we go find some rum?

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HHHAAAR!!!!!

It's over! Only The Cap'n can still talk like a pirate.

Yarr!


That's right, you heard me! Whatchoo gonna do about it, huh?!?!

Wonko the Sane wrote:Yarr!


That's right, you heard me! Whatchoo gonna do about it, huh?!?!

*Readies a pair of scissors.* I'll cut that tongue of yours off! Thats how they did it in the days of pirates!

Pretty sure they just keel hauled you instead, actually.

I say we cut off his nether regions, feed them to the sharks, and then cut him up into little pieces, starting with his feet and working up, feeding these pieces to the sharks as well.

...and then use a chainsaw to slowly rip apart the sharks into little bits.

Eheheh guys guys guys, let's be reasonable! It was just a slip of the tongue! Yeah, that's it.. a slip! Arrrrrn't you forgetting we're all friends here?

Oh, I totally forgot to mention that I have a split personality disorder when I signed up for the academies. Sorry.

One side of me says that we should all be happy friends and frollic around in fields of flowers....But the other side of me says we put em' in the wood chipper, Fargo-style!!!

Butbutbutbut......

Hrm. Actually, let's just set him of fire, then lock him in a vaccuumed 5' by 5' box.

Oxymoronic, I know, but it's 2 different and highly cruel methods of murder!

It's that time again!



Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day arrrr!!!

yarr.

Whoa, I totally forgot about this!

Arrrr!

Brought a pirate flag into work today and played pirate music all day. It was great

I'm so envious! That is so awesome.

Happy belated pirate day! 

Arrr! 

Matey, might I suggest goin' easy on the rum fer now. Ye seem to have lost all sense of yerself and the time ye be livin' in. This perticuler holiday be nigh five months past.