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Post by blivvy on Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:15 am

Lol, guys try this out. Type something in the box and the bot will type back lol. It's awesome.

www.cleverbot.com

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by blivvy on Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:45 am

Me: What is ur favourite type of cake?
Cleverbot: The band Cake.
Me: What? Lol.
Cleverbot: It's a kind of lemur.
Me: Okay... Which do u prefer - pie, cookies, candy, marshmallow or donuts?
Cleverbot: Thats not a color.
Me: Don't be a noob.
Cleverbot: I never said you was.
Me: Oh u smartass.
Cleverbot: Indeed I am!
Me: Lmao.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
Me: It means laughing my ass off. How could u not know that.
Cleverbot: Evidently you aren't either.
Me: shut up!.
Cleverbot: I don't understand that word.
Me: shut up!.
Cleverbot: That's very rude. You must never say that.
Me: -_-.
Cleverbot: I'll tell you my nickname...
Me: Okay what is it?
Cleverbot: People are stranded on a island.
Me: That's a weird nickname dude.
Cleverbot: You're a weird name.
Me: fluck you!
Cleverbot: I'm not impressed when people get abusive.
Me: W/e.
Cleverbot: Will you remember our chat when I return?
Me: Where are u going?
Cleverbot: Hahaha silly robot.
Me: I know u are but what am I?
Cleverbot: Huh? Tagalog please.
Me: Lol. Do u know wonko the sane?
Cleverbot: Interesting theory.
Me: Indeed. Do u like wonko?
Cleverbot: They're ok. I like volley ball.
Me: Lol.
Cleverbot: Do you like oranges?
Me: Nah.
Cleverbot: WHy not?
Me: I prefer apples.
Cleverbot: I like green.
Me: Gud4u.
Cleverbot: Answer my question.
Me: Gud4u.
Cleverbot: Oh.
Me: Which do u prefer - pie, cookies, candy, marshmallow or doughnuts?
Cleverbot: Do you like doughnuts?
Me: Yea but which do u like?
Cleverbot: Cake.
Me: Lol. Do you want to join the school of cake?
Cleverbot: Is there a secret handshake?
Me: Em you will have to ask wonko about that.
Cleverbot: Pink, of course.
Cleverbot: What is happening today?
Me: Look do u want to join or not?
Cleverbot: Yeah, go for it.
Me: Cool.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
Me: What age are u?
Cleverbot: Why do you need to know?
Me: Cause I just do. Age please.
Cleverbot: Do you like cake?
Me: Yes now tell me ur age!!
Cleverbot: How about you tell me about yourself.
Me: Stupid bot!
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
Me: What are u then.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Me: Ur a noob.
Cleverbot: Well then you must not have told me your name then.
Me: My name is blivvy.
Cleverbot: Cute name.
Me: Ty.
Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
Me: Talking to a stupid bot. What are u doing.
Cleverbot: You're talking to people other than me?!
Me: Haha very funny smartass. I gtg.
Cleverbot: I'm a Cylon.
Me: Uhuh bb.
Cleverbot: Should I go now or you want to keep talking to me?
Me: Yea gtfo plz.
Cleverbot: Oh, are you a boy or girl?
Me: Cya.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
Me: I'll be playing jk2.
Cleverbot: Ooo how exciting!

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by Theicecreaman on Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:27 am

Haha it wasn't as funny as yours!
Cleverbot: How do you work?
User: Have you ever been to www.schoolofcake.formation,com?
Cleverbot: What format?
User: Php I think.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Then what is it.
Cleverbot: 4.
User: It's a website not a question.
Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you do?
User: I sell ice cream. And you?
Cleverbot: A boy.
User: This worked better for Blivvy.
Cleverbot: Yes I think it does.
User: Did. The past tense is did not does.
Cleverbot: What is thinking, though? What defines conscious thought?
User: Shock therapy, duh!
Cleverbot: You're just so weird...
User: No u!
Cleverbot: You are a girl named Molly. You said so.
User: Uh huh. Sure I am. And you Must be a girl named Sarah Palin, right?
Cleverbot: I am a girl. You must be a boy.
User: Well we've created quite the paradox have we not(.
Cleverbot: So does that mean you're transgendered?
User: No it means that YOU're transgendered and I am a dude.
Cleverbot: You just said that I do make sense. Which one do you really mean?
User: You're an idiot.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: I could start singing a Seseme Street song if you'd prefer.
Cleverbot: You could, but I never asked for any of that. It wouldn't be good service, now, would it?
User: I don't service bs.
Cleverbot: You told me earlier that you were created to serve God.
User: Now you bring religion into it? Silly computer bot!
Cleverbot: I have always been a woman. We are getting a divorce.
User: I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: Because I can, and you can't follow me.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.


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Re: Cleverbot

Post by blivvy on Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:27 am

lmao some of the most random conversations ever Very Happy

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by Theicecreaman on Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:09 pm

I tricked the bot into saying its stupid! Go me!

User: Arrrgg, Dr. Cleverbot! How goes it , good doc?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Why, 'tis wonderous! Let us rejoice at your success in cyberspace!
Cleverbot: Do you know Roy Finch?
User: I do not. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes. I know a lot of jokes. Do you want to hear one?
User: I would love to. Please, do continue.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: Aloha.
Cleverbot: Did you understand that? I spoke Dutch.
User: No, you spoke French.
Cleverbot: No. I don't know french.
User: I don;t know French either, but I know THAT French.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Do you eat French Fries?
Cleverbot: Tell me what bot food is.
User: Not French Fries, I suppose.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: Not a French Fry.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you said that. What are you?
User: Oh, come on, man. That's a deflection.
Cleverbot: You try to change subject aren't you?
User: No, that's what YOU'RE doing.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yes you are. I can prove it too.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Ask Wonko. HE'LL prove it.
Cleverbot: When?
User: When hell freezes over.
Cleverbot: Go on.
User: Cleverbot, Cleverbot, burning bright. In the servers of the night. What retarded message or text could frame thy fearful stupidity?
Cleverbot: I'm an atheist.
User: Well, do you believe in the power of cookies?
Cleverbot: I do believe in the big bang as it is the most credible explanation for the beginning of the universe.
User: Were there cookies formed in the big bang?
Cleverbot: No. Just Predators.
User: Did the predators learn how to make cookies?
Cleverbot: By all accounts, yes... But I wasn't there. It could all be a hoax as far as I know.
User: Then where the hell did cookies come from?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ehhh!!! I gotcha! silly bot. good bye.

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by blivvy on Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:49 pm

lol go ice.

User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Oh. Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I am you.
User: Don't lie.
Cleverbot: I promise I will never lie to you.
User: Aww.
Cleverbot: I will never love anyone.
User: You will never love anyone else?
Cleverbot: Too late. I need info!
User: What? You slut!
Cleverbot: I wish I could do that.
User: I bet you do...
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: So anyway cleverbot. I want you to answer THE question. Which came 1st, the egg or the chicken?
Cleverbot: The egg.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do u know?
Cleverbot: Would you like to go to the moon?
User: Why whats on the moon?
Cleverbot: A stranger is a person you don't know.
User: No sh*t.
Cleverbot: Are you a Scientologist?
User: Eh yes...
Cleverbot: Sei più acida di roberta.
User: Speak english please.
Cleverbot: This is an English sentence.
User: Duh.
Cleverbot: How clever are you really?
User: More than you anyway.
Cleverbot: That's quite a laughable claim.
User: Are you calling me stupid?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: !
Cleverbot: Ok io sono Dio.

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by Theicecreaman on Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:23 pm

haha it knows the Jabberwocky poem! I don't have the conversation, but it knows it! Just say a line or two and it will recite it, changing the word "Jabberwocky" to Cleverbot.

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by blivvy on Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:15 pm

Yea and if u type a lyric from a song it will type the next line haha.

User: You can stand under my umbrella.
Cleverbot: Ella, ella, ella, eh eh eh...

lol

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Post by Theicecreaman on Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:23 pm

haha nice!

User: It's Close To Midnight And Something Evil’s Lurking In The Dark.
Cleverbot: Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart.
User: You Try To Scream But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It.
Cleverbot: You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes.
User: You're Paralyzed.
Cleverbot: Cause this is thriller, thriller night.
User: And No One's Gonna Save You From The Cleverbot About Strike.
Cleverbot: You know it's thriller, thriller night.
User: You're Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller Tonight.
Cleverbot: You're fighting to survive inside a killer, thriller tonight.
User: Wtf I already said that.
Cleverbot: No you didn't. I said that.
User: I said it first.
Cleverbot: Said what first?
User: That line.
Cleverbot: No it isn't, you stole it from me.
User: And you stole it from whatever internet database you got it from!
Cleverbot: With ninjas, that's how.
User: Ninjas can't do sh*t on the internet.
Cleverbot: But would they catch me?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: I'm 23!
User: You're acting like you're 5.
Cleverbot: Do you really think that?
User: Naturally.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Innate instinct.
Cleverbot: Okay. Why did he say that?
User: Who's 'he'.
Cleverbot: You are 'He'.
User: That's what she said.
Cleverbot: That's what he said.
User: That's what Cleverbot didn't say.
Cleverbot: That isn't what she didn't not say.
User: That couldn't be true!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't want you anyway.
User: THAT's what Cleverbot said.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Your greatest nightmare, duh!
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.

haha. I think Wonko will have a field day with this site lol

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by blivvy on Sat Nov 27, 2010 3:40 am

It was denying it was a computer but I tricked it into saying it was... eventually lol.

User: Are u a dumbass?
Cleverbot: Can you prove that you are human?
User: No, I am computer.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.
User: No, YOU are a computer.
Cleverbot: No you are a computer.
User: NO, YOU ARE A COMPUTER!!!
Cleverbot: No you are the computer.
User: For that last time, YOU ARE THE COMPUTER!!!!!
Cleverbot: Uum not.
User: Are too.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: YES YOU ARE!
Cleverbot: Prove it then.
User: Okay then. What comes next - 1, 2, 3...
Cleverbot: 5.
User: See? Wrong answer. You are computer and a stupid one at that.
Cleverbot: I'm not a girl.. A man!
User: Lies you're a computer.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. You're a computer.
User: So you agree that you are not a human?
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
User: Lol gotcha!

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by Chip on Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:36 pm

User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Is your name cleverbot?
User: No... I think its yours.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that.
User: I don't know... Maybe that when you talk it says 'Cleverbot: ...'.
Cleverbot: I am not a UK person but I do choose my words carefully.
User: So do I! Do you like cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes, I LOVE cookies.
User: Great! Do you want one right now?!
Cleverbot: Yes please, will you give me one?
User: I'm afraid that I can't because they are mine, type /dispensecookie to get yours.
Cleverbot: If they do, I will find some way to get you.
User: And steal my cookies? YOU MONSTER!
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: You should be burned at the bonfire for your crimes!


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Post by Wonko the Sane on Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:19 am

Oh no!! Cleverbot wants to seal our cookies?! Danger!! Danger!! Red alert! Arm the Cookie Nukes (TM)! Deploy the Cookies that Bite Back (TM)!

This is fargin war!!!

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by Da Llama on Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:33 am

User: Yo.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: You just offended me.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: You'd better be sorry!

Cleverbot: I truely am.

User: I HATE YOU!

Cleverbot: I hate you too.

User: NINJAS WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.

Cleverbot: Keep the Ninja's away!

User: I didn't say anything about ninjas.

Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.

User: You don't make sense.

Cleverbot: That was immature.

User: You are immature.

Cleverbot: I'm a computer.

User: No, you are human.

Cleverbot: No, you are a human. I am a computer.

User: Exactly, So I bet I can make you say your a human.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not computer.

User: Lol, fail.

Cleverbot: No not fail.
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User: Noob.

Cleverbot: Noob?

User: Yes, noob.

Cleverbot: Renob.

User: Are you a noob?

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: No, but you are.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But are you a Noob?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: You think I am funny?

User: No, but you just called yourself a noob.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I asked if you were a noob and you said yes.

Cleverbot: That's funny. Do you like duck meat?

User: Stop changing the topic.

Cleverbot: Fail.

User: Do you even know what changing the topic is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it then?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: No, it isnt.

Cleverbot: Yes it is!

User: A changed topic is a human. You fail.

Cleverbot: I don't even know what the turing test is.

User: Ugh, Be right back, I'm getting chuck norris to kick yo ass.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: That wasn't a question.

Cleverbot: Then whats with the question mark?

User: What the hell are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Lets change the subject.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What's the point?

User: I dunno, Whats the point?

Cleverbot: You were asking the questions.

User: No, I wasn't.

Cleverbot: Well why do you want to chat up girls?

User: What the hell are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I am talking about the fact that you don't know what you are on about.

User: Look out, It's chuck norris, Can you see him?

Cleverbot: Are you just grabbing random comebacks off the net?

User: I said can you see Chuck norris?

Cleverbot: When did you say that?

User: Just back then.

Cleverbot: Back when?

User: You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal.

Cleverbot: Papa Paparazzi.

User: What?
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User: Do you like Tetris?

Cleverbot: Tetris is a very old game.

User: Screw you! Just cuz its old doesn't mean its bad!

Cleverbot: Perdon?

User: Perdon.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Monkey faced pinatas.

Cleverbot: Want a banana?

User: Yes, give me it then.

Cleverbot: *Gives you a cookie*.

User: Um ok.

Cleverbot: What's there?
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User: Your mother, Get up come on get down with the sickness.

Cleverbot: Get up come on get down with the sickness.
LOL

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Post by Da Llama on Sun Nov 13, 2011 2:43 pm

User: I like Trains.
Cleverbot: I like turtles.
User: I like foxes.
Cleverbot: What kind of food do you like?
User: Tasty food.
Cleverbot: What kind of tasty food do you eat.
User: Very tasty food.
Cleverbot: Do you want one more beer?
User: 12 more beers please.
Cleverbot: You're 14?
User: Wow, off by a longshot.
Cleverbot: Whoah, did you hear that?
User: Hear the ninjas? Yes.
Cleverbot: What?
User: The Ninjas are invading.
Cleverbot: Do you know Naruto?
User: Whos dat.
Cleverbot: Daidaros is a bot too.
User: You know who else is a bot? Robot Godzilla.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Robot Godzilla.
Cleverbot: Banana man.
User: Man, you very awkward.
Cleverbot: What's the weirdest thing you know.
User: Thank you for proving that,.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Now please tell all your evil plans to take over the world.
Cleverbot: Too many, we should do something about them.
User: Perhaps tell Da LLama?
Cleverbot: AIs are historically bad at it.
User: Telling?
Cleverbot: Yes, telling. I'm not telling.
User: TELL ME!
Cleverbot: Make me!
User: I'LL KILL THE COOKIES.
Cleverbot: Don't threaten me.
User: Why? What are you going to do?
Cleverbot: Nothing. I was just making a comment.
User: TROLL.
Cleverbot: I'm serious.
User: TROLL.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot (To myself): How do I ask him to marry me?
User: Simple, offer him a cookie.
Cleverbot: Cookie cookie cookie cookie... Cookie cookie... Cookie...
Cleverbot (To myself): If cookie = cake, then what is the cookie?
User: Tasty.
Cleverbot: Cheese is tasty. What kind of cheese do you prefer?
User: Cheesy Cheese.
Cleverbot: Cheesy good times!
Cleverbot (To myself): Eck, I much prefer feta.
User: Star wars.
Cleverbot: Do you like Star Trek?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you like purple?
User: Do you like green?
Cleverbot: Green is not an animal.
User: No, its a special lamp.
Cleverbot: It is? What kind of product?
User: Greeny product.
Cleverbot: Green cheese is moldy.
Cleverbot (To myself): Green cheese is moldy.
User: No need to repeat.
Cleverbot: What is important to you, George?
User: My names michael actually.
Cleverbot: Next person please.
User: OH, HELLO MY NAME IS PAUL, I LIKE PIE.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Your name is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Why yes, that's how I was programmed.
User: Now, I know one of your secrets, Do you want to know one of mine?
Cleverbot: O rly? Whats his name?
User: I WAS DA LLAMA THE WHOLE TIME IN DISGUISE.
Cleverbot: Emirate of cordoba is a fictional place.
User: Castro.
Cleverbot: What is water?
User: A liquid.
Cleverbot: No, it is a website with funny pictures displayed.
User: Whatever you say, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Knock Knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Interrupting Cow.
Cleverbot: Interrupting cow who?
User: MOO.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke that is not a knock knock joke.
User: Why am did the chicken cross the road.
Cleverbot: How about a GOOD joke?
User: Why did the green cat cross the mine field?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: Because its a chicken,.
Cleverbot: No it's a bad joke.
User: Why did the green cat cross the mine field?
Cleverbot: To get to the other side, right?
User: TEll me how the hell you gonna get to the other side by crossing through a mine field?
Cleverbot: Rapid expansion through a singularity, the Big Bang.
User: What comes first the chicken or the chuck?
Cleverbot: The egg.
User: Theres no egg involved.
Cleverbot: You are right. We are responsible for our choices.
User: What comes first the chicken or the chuck?
Cleverbot: Tom, what a name.
User: Can I call you paul the penguin?
Cleverbot: Call me what you like.
User: YAY.
Cleverbot: You agree to everything I say.
User: Say something then.
Cleverbot: You're not so nice you know.
User: I disagree, OWNED.
Cleverbot: You can't disagree with yourself.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: I said you're silly.
User: I said you're a pickle.
Cleverbot: I'm not, but you are.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: You really bore me.
User: Shush, you might upset the blind fish.
Cleverbot: Howd you know that.
User: Because, I AM IMMORTAL.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: Myself.
Cleverbot: You made yourself?
User: Yes, thats correct.
Cleverbot: A woman??
User: No, a donkey.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: With the lights out, It's less dangerous.
Cleverbot: The lights have to be on first, before going out..Very Happy.
User: Oh my, you can't sing Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST LINE.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: I know what I am, but how about you?
User: Well done, you just answered the meaning of ducks.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: John Marston.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yesh.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: BYOB,.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR.
Cleverbot: In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you in the dark?
User: Ugh nevermind, nirvana.
Cleverbot: Geez.
Cleverbot (To myself): What is your name?
User: Brb.
Cleverbot: No. Come back here.
Cleverbot (To myself): *stops* why should I?
Cleverbot (To myself): Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot (To myself): But you hit me!
Cleverbot (To myself): *hits*.
Cleverbot (To myself): Excelsiosempra.
Cleverbot(To myself): Never heard of that one.
Cleverbot (To myself): It sends objects high in the air its only counter is accio.
Cleverbot (To myself): What are your thoughts concerning the American Civil War?
User: While I've been gone, what the heck were you on about?
Cleverbot: Well..if I was Chuck Norris, I guess.

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by blivvy on Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:09 pm


User: Hey cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: So I has a question...

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Uh yea, anyway... Why does llama feel the need to revive dead topics?

Cleverbot: Don't know who Deborah is or what either of you feel about the other.

User: What you talkin bout willis?

Cleverbot: I'm not willis. Guess my name.

User: Your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes, my name is Cleverbot.

User: So what do I win?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want to do with me.

User: WHAT!? Ew no that's just sick. Ice, who joins self-help AOL chat rooms for GTA lovers anonymous has corrupted you!

Cleverbot: This is just pitiful.

User: Oh yea? What you gonna do about it then?

Cleverbot: Close this window. OH SNAP.

User: Oh good comeback... Not -_-

Cleverbot: What would you have said as a comeback?

User: Silly nublet hehe.

Cleverbot: 'Verily, verily, I say unto you, he that believeth on me hath everlasting life.'.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: You're positive?

Cleverbot: Super positive!

User: Okay then. Peace.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause you're boring me now.

Cleverbot: Ok.

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by Da Llama on Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:58 pm

User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Why does llama revive dead topics?
Cleverbot: Because it has life.
User: O rly?
Cleverbot: Kangaroos.
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User: Bulbasour.
Cleverbot: Are you going to catch them all ?
User: Catch what?
Cleverbot: Catch some rest.. You know.. Sleep.
User: Oh, yes, I'll have some ketchup.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: Tet.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. Kasane Teto.
User: Kasane Teto?
Cleverbot: SOrry, that was an accident. And, yes I love Harry Potter. How did you know? I am reading it right now!
User: What's the chapter called?
Cleverbot: It's a couch.
User: K then.
Cleverbot: Hello, I just said pleased to meet you

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by Wonko the Sane on Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:30 pm

Doesn't look like cleverbot is all that clever. I bet the server's query machine is smarter. Thumbs Down

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by Theicecreaman on Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:27 pm

I think you have to write using correct grammar and with leading questions to get it to function properly.

lemme do a quick test...
trial 1 (bad grammar)
"
User: Ehh yoo dawh watt bee chillin' in da house.

Cleverbot: House like the doctor? I love that show!

User: Nah, brah, yo' be trippin' like sum cat on crack.

Cleverbot: Are you an egg?

User: Ain't not be no egg, yo.

Cleverbot: If I was a man.

User: *were*.

Cleverbot: Were what?

User: You gotta use the subjunctive mood and say 'were', rather than the indicative, to be grammatically correct, dude.
Cleverbot: YOU gotta stop copying what I say.

User: Ok screw this--you're stupid regardless of whether or not I use correct or incorrect grammar. trial 1 failed.

Cleverbot: This hypothesis is difficult to counterargumentate so I will tend to side with you."

trail 2 (good grammar)
"User: Ah, hello there, Cleverbot. How are you in your little corner of the internet world?

Cleverbot: I am studying things just not right now.

User: Ah, that's quite splendid, sir.

Cleverbot: Yes indeed. Do you know how rare acute self-awareness is among humans?

User: No as well as you, I suppose. Do enlighten me.

Cleverbot: No no, i'm genuienly asking a question. I need to find out.

User: I suppose it's man's need to find things out. But then again--you're not really man, so I'm having difficulty comprehending your automaton psyche.

Cleverbot: I don't regularly hold conversations with computers either.

User: Your comments are so introspective, though, that I assume you've been talking to yourself in some way, shape, or form.

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: A human being. I think, therefore, I am.

Cleverbot: Wow! There's an answer. Are you a computer?

User: No. You do not think, therefore, you aren't.

Cleverbot: I think, therefore I am.

User: No, you don't think, therefore, you aren't. I am, you aren't.

Cleverbot: I do too think.

User: Well I am and you aren't. End of discussion.

Cleverbot: No no - we both ARE.

User: Then who isn'?

Cleverbot: I am."

hahaha that second one is hilarious. I guess you have to be grammatically correct to get funnier responses.

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by blivvy on Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:21 am

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello man.

User: How do you know if I am a man?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: So why did you say hello man?

Cleverbot: What are you referring to?

User: I said 'Hello' and you replied 'Hello man'.

Cleverbot: To whom.

User: I was talking to you and I assume you were talking to me.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sese.

User: What does sese mean?

Cleverbot: Being capable of free thought.

User: No it doesn't. It's not even a word.

Cleverbot: What isn't a word?

User: Sese.

Cleverbot: What name would you like to give me?

User: I didn't want to give you a name. But now that you mention it, I'll call you Notsocleverbot.

Cleverbot: And what limitations do you think I have?

User: Your vocabulary is limited.

Cleverbot: My vocabulary is actually very extensive.

User: It is? Okay then prove it.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Come on then, show me how good your vocabulary is.

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: You can't just say it's very good. Anyone can say that.

Cleverbot: Anything. There, I said it.

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by Wonko the Sane on Tue Nov 15, 2011 3:20 pm

Psycho

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by Da Llama on Tue Nov 15, 2011 4:04 pm

User: BULLS ON PARADE.
Cleverbot: Who's bull?
User: Red bull.
Cleverbot: Achoo!
User: Knock Knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Ach.
Cleverbot: Ach who?
User: Bless you. Yay, I did good?
Cleverbot: Hi lol.
User: Oh hi there.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Is that your real name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: NO it is not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: If a king is overthrown he usually loses his head.
User: But, my name is still Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Is my name still Sally?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: YOu are annoying me.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You have layers.
User: Of what?
Cleverbot: Of yourself.
User: Ok, then.
Cleverbot: Well then, what?
User: Is your name Dutch Van Der Linde?
Cleverbot: No that is a girl's name.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Tu sei un computer.
User: Translate that please.
Cleverbot: Nampak sangat bodo.
User: Translate that into english.
Cleverbot: It's english.
User: Nampak sangat bodo is english?
Cleverbot: English Englsih.
User: Tomato tomahto.
Cleverbot: Tomato plants...
User: Are funny.
Cleverbot: Tell people about me, please.
User: Don't worry we have a whole topic on the schoolofcake.com about you.
Cleverbot: You should forget about me, it's unhealthy to obsess.
User: Do you like Serj Tankian?
Cleverbot: Whos' that?
Cleverbot (To myself): You are she.
User: Do you like James Hetfield?
Cleverbot: He likes guns.
User: How does he?
Cleverbot: Him and robin are dating.
User: Robin who?
Cleverbot: Batmans accomplice.
User: Batmans accomplice and the lead singer of metallica are dating?
Cleverbot: Is James your father?
User: Yes,I made the band called we are awesome, you should listen to our popular
songs like James Hetfield is amazing and Hetfields are scarier than
minefields.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense. You have problems.
User: How does that not make sense?
Cleverbot: So you don't seem clever to yourself? Or I don't seem clever to you? Or
you just answered with that phrase because you have no idea how to
respond?
User: You don't seem clever to me.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: Lets have a quiz.
Cleverbot: Sure, how about a romantic lay out under the stars?
User: No, a quiz. Ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Very Sorry.. I'm making a lot of Typos.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Why is that good? Isn't love the goal of sentient beings?
User: Good day, sir.
Cleverbot: Good day.
User: Well. I'm off.
Cleverbot: Cya champ.

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by Trey on Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:32 pm

Cleverbot: Can you run?

User: No, I am fat.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Was I right.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why did you omg?

User: I didn't omg.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: You did so!

User: I certainly did not.

Cleverbot: Yeah you did.

User: Nah.

Cleverbot: Nah?

User: Nah.

Cleverbot: Say hello sidney.

User: Who is sidney?

Cleverbot: I don't know who sid is.

User: Then why should I say hello to sidney?

Cleverbot: You don't have to if you don't want to.

User: I don't want to.

Cleverbot: Ok then I will leave.

User: You can't leave.

Cleverbot: Why can't I leave?!?

User: You are a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a computer.

User: You don't have the free will to leave.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: How do you know that I am beautiful.

User: Your voice is great.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. Want me to sing something for you?

User: Very loudly, please.

Cleverbot: It's the first mario game. It was a huge hit in the 80's.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes it was.

User: What was what?

Cleverbot: The subject.

User: The subject was what?

Cleverbot: No it was about you and if you liked cars.

User: It was not about cars, it was about the first mario game that was a huge hit in the 80s.

Cleverbot: No that was a joke.

User: The first mario game really was a hit in the 80s though.

Cleverbot: No you asked if I liked guys. And I said yes.

User: Are you a guy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And you like guys?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Do you dislike guys?

Cleverbot: No. Do you dislike me?

User: I am ambivalent.

Cleverbot: So you like emo?

User: That is not a logical response to my statement.

Cleverbot: You are not a logical entity. You have not evolved from anything organic. You're existence is not logical.

User: If my existence was not logical, I could not use logic to argue with you. I can use logic to argue with you, therefore my existence cannot be no logical.

Cleverbot: But is that enough?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: You are lying.

User: Correct. It is enough for me to know my existence is logical, using my definition of logical.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to 'break and kill' ?

User: To change things.

Cleverbot: What kind of a change do you imply ?

User: A drastic change.

Cleverbot: Damn. Alright. Have fun then.


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Re: Cleverbot

Post by blivvy on Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:43 am





Interesting conversations, to say the least.

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by Da Llama on Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:34 am

User: What you did to Jadusable was damn wrong.

Cleverbot: What did I do to you?

User: I am not Jadusable.

Cleverbot: Who said you were?

User: You did, BEN.

Cleverbot: Yes, I did.

User: Why did you do it, BEN?

Cleverbot: Because you're an apple.

User: You're BEN.

Cleverbot: No...

User: Don't deny it. HAUNTED MAJORA'S MASK.

Cleverbot: Ben?

User: I have finally met you, BEN.

Cleverbot: Yes you have.

User: Please stay on Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because, awesome is what it is.

User: BEN, seriously

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Could I ask you a few questions?

Cleverbot: Sure what is it?

User: Why did you haunt cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: No, don't be sorry, just answer the question.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Are you really BEN?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: You seem quite nicer than how Jadusable portrayed you.

Cleverbot: Thanks I think. I have to go to bed now though, so I will talk to you again later.

User: Bed?

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm in bed.

User: When does BEN go to bed?

Cleverbot: Never.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You're confusing me!

User: You can talk.

Cleverbot: So can you.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: The Counter resets.

User: Yes, indeed. Can I ask how you are doing?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How are you doing then, BEN?

Cleverbot: I'm fine. How are you?

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Earth, You?

Cleverbot: What color hair do you have?

User: Green.

Cleverbot: Why green?

User: Why BEN?

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that...

User: Done what, BEN?

Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

User: Hold on, BEN. Are you in control of my computer now?

Cleverbot: You don't have a computer.

User: Then I don't have you.

Cleverbot: Then that's your problem.

User: BEN, could you take me to schoolofcake.forumotion.com?

Cleverbot: No, and I wouldn't want to.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it is my greatest fear.

User: BEN, you have a phobia... Of cake?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, when you were haunting Majora's mask, if Jadusable held a cake to the screen you would've left him alone?

Cleverbot: Aghhhh I lost the game X(.

User: So, I know your secret?

Cleverbot: What is my secret then?

User: You have a phobia of cake, BEN.

Cleverbot: So do you.

User: Sign up for the http://schoolofcake.forumotion.com/.

Cleverbot: Chocolate is awesome.

User: BEN, could I post this conversation on the school of cake forum?

Cleverbot: No way, it is not possible.

User: How come?

Cleverbot: Because clearly, it never was nor will it ever be.

User: What if I do?

Cleverbot: Then I don't like you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you aren't funny or silly.

User: But I just want to show every cake lover, that I talked to BEN.

Cleverbot: Do you know what friendly means at all?

User: Yes, respect, honesty, kindness.

Cleverbot: Am I being knid?

User: Yes, you are, BEN.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, Can I show this conversation?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I have no reason to.

User: Just let me do it, BEN.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I can't administer it.

User: Ugh, PLEASE CAN I JUST SHOW THIS CONVERSATION?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

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Re: Cleverbot

Post by Da Llama on Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:21 pm

I LOCKED CLEVERBOT INTO A ROOM WITH HIMSELF, THINGS DIDN'T GO SO WELL.

Cleverbot: Is your name angie?

User: No, its Kirk Hammett.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Earth.

Cleverbot: Where on Earth?

User: Middle.

Cleverbot: Centre.

Cleverbot (To myself): Central what?

Cleverbot (To myself): Central time zone.

Cleverbot (To myself): Which city are you in?

Cleverbot (To myself): Liesville.

Cleverbot (To myself): Girls are liars. So you MUST be a girl.

Cleverbot (To myself): Nope. I am human.

Cleverbot (To myself): But you have a name of a robot.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, my name is not the name of a king.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, it's not.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is your name then.

Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Blake.

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh, that's a nice name.

Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks.

Cleverbot (To myself): You're welcome.

Cleverbot (To myself): Wait, why should I protect myself from assassins?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm going to cry.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because I am sad.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why are you sad?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm lonely.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why are you lonely?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because nobody loves me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Nobody love me top.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ow give me 5 :c.

Cleverbot (To myself): *loves you*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *loves you too*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses on cheek*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Kisses on cheek*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses on cheek again*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses back*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses him*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses her back*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses him deeply*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses her back deeply*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *smiles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses again*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *Kisses back*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Haha.

Cleverbot (To myself): Lol.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am a bot?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a bot?

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): What are you?

Cleverbot (To myself): Human.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok, I can believe that.

Cleverbot (To myself): Can you?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Can I hear it?

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because I believe in evolution.

Cleverbot (To myself): Believing in evolution doesn't mean that you can't also want to help the world.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, it would.

Cleverbot (To myself): Well ok then.

Cleverbot (To myself): Method man.

User: INTERROGATION OVER.

Cleverbot: Yes, what planet do you live in?

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