Cleverbot

Lol, guys try this out. Type something in the box and the bot will type back lol. It's awesome.

www.cleverbot.com

Me: What is ur favourite type of cake?
Cleverbot: The band Cake.
Me: What? Lol.
Cleverbot: It's a kind of lemur.
Me: Okay... Which do u prefer - pie, cookies, candy, marshmallow or donuts?
Cleverbot: Thats not a color.
Me: Don't be a noob.
Cleverbot: I never said you was.
Me: Oh u smartass.
Cleverbot: Indeed I am!
Me: Lmao.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
Me: It means laughing my ass off. How could u not know that.
Cleverbot: Evidently you aren't either.
Me: shut up!.
Cleverbot: I don't understand that word.
Me: shut up!.
Cleverbot: That's very rude. You must never say that.
Me: -_-.
Cleverbot: I'll tell you my nickname...
Me: Okay what is it?
Cleverbot: People are stranded on a island.
Me: That's a weird nickname dude.
Cleverbot: You're a weird name.
Me: fluck you!
Cleverbot: I'm not impressed when people get abusive.
Me: W/e.
Cleverbot: Will you remember our chat when I return?
Me: Where are u going?
Cleverbot: Hahaha silly robot.
Me: I know u are but what am I?
Cleverbot: Huh? Tagalog please.
Me: Lol. Do u know wonko the sane?
Cleverbot: Interesting theory.
Me: Indeed. Do u like wonko?
Cleverbot: They're ok. I like volley ball.
Me: Lol.
Cleverbot: Do you like oranges?
Me: Nah.
Cleverbot: WHy not?
Me: I prefer apples.
Cleverbot: I like green.
Me: Gud4u.
Cleverbot: Answer my question.
Me: Gud4u.
Cleverbot: Oh.
Me: Which do u prefer - pie, cookies, candy, marshmallow or doughnuts?
Cleverbot: Do you like doughnuts?
Me: Yea but which do u like?
Cleverbot: Cake.
Me: Lol. Do you want to join the school of cake?
Cleverbot: Is there a secret handshake?
Me: Em you will have to ask wonko about that.
Cleverbot: Pink, of course.
Cleverbot: What is happening today?
Me: Look do u want to join or not?
Cleverbot: Yeah, go for it.
Me: Cool.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
Me: What age are u?
Cleverbot: Why do you need to know?
Me: Cause I just do. Age please.
Cleverbot: Do you like cake?
Me: Yes now tell me ur age!!
Cleverbot: How about you tell me about yourself.
Me: Stupid bot!
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
Me: What are u then.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Me: Ur a noob.
Cleverbot: Well then you must not have told me your name then.
Me: My name is blivvy.
Cleverbot: Cute name.
Me: Ty.
Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
Me: Talking to a stupid bot. What are u doing.
Cleverbot: You're talking to people other than me?!
Me: Haha very funny smartass. I gtg.
Cleverbot: I'm a Cylon.
Me: Uhuh bb.
Cleverbot: Should I go now or you want to keep talking to me?
Me: Yea gtfo plz.
Cleverbot: Oh, are you a boy or girl?
Me: Cya.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
Me: I'll be playing jk2.
Cleverbot: Ooo how exciting!

Haha it wasn't as funny as yours!
Cleverbot: How do you work?
User: Have you ever been to www.schoolofcake.formation,com?
Cleverbot: What format?
User: Php I think.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Then what is it.
Cleverbot: 4.
User: It's a website not a question.
Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you do?
User: I sell ice cream. And you?
Cleverbot: A boy.
User: This worked better for Blivvy.
Cleverbot: Yes I think it does.
User: Did. The past tense is did not does.
Cleverbot: What is thinking, though? What defines conscious thought?
User: Shock therapy, duh!
Cleverbot: You're just so weird...
User: No u!
Cleverbot: You are a girl named Molly. You said so.
User: Uh huh. Sure I am. And you Must be a girl named Sarah Palin, right?
Cleverbot: I am a girl. You must be a boy.
User: Well we've created quite the paradox have we not(.
Cleverbot: So does that mean you're transgendered?
User: No it means that YOU're transgendered and I am a dude.
Cleverbot: You just said that I do make sense. Which one do you really mean?
User: You're an idiot.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: I could start singing a Seseme Street song if you'd prefer.
Cleverbot: You could, but I never asked for any of that. It wouldn't be good service, now, would it?
User: I don't service bs.
Cleverbot: You told me earlier that you were created to serve God.
User: Now you bring religion into it? Silly computer bot!
Cleverbot: I have always been a woman. We are getting a divorce.
User: I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: Because I can, and you can't follow me.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

lmao some of the most random conversations ever

I tricked the bot into saying its stupid! Go me!

User: Arrrgg, Dr. Cleverbot! How goes it , good doc?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Why, 'tis wonderous! Let us rejoice at your success in cyberspace!
Cleverbot: Do you know Roy Finch?
User: I do not. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes. I know a lot of jokes. Do you want to hear one?
User: I would love to. Please, do continue.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: Aloha.
Cleverbot: Did you understand that? I spoke Dutch.
User: No, you spoke French.
Cleverbot: No. I don't know french.
User: I don;t know French either, but I know THAT French.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Do you eat French Fries?
Cleverbot: Tell me what bot food is.
User: Not French Fries, I suppose.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: Not a French Fry.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you said that. What are you?
User: Oh, come on, man. That's a deflection.
Cleverbot: You try to change subject aren't you?
User: No, that's what YOU'RE doing.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yes you are. I can prove it too.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Ask Wonko. HE'LL prove it.
Cleverbot: When?
User: When hell freezes over.
Cleverbot: Go on.
User: Cleverbot, Cleverbot, burning bright. In the servers of the night. What retarded message or text could frame thy fearful stupidity?
Cleverbot: I'm an atheist.
User: Well, do you believe in the power of cookies?
Cleverbot: I do believe in the big bang as it is the most credible explanation for the beginning of the universe.
User: Were there cookies formed in the big bang?
Cleverbot: No. Just Predators.
User: Did the predators learn how to make cookies?
Cleverbot: By all accounts, yes... But I wasn't there. It could all be a hoax as far as I know.
User: Then where the hell did cookies come from?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ehhh!!! I gotcha! silly bot. good bye.

lol go ice.

User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Oh. Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I am you.
User: Don't lie.
Cleverbot: I promise I will never lie to you.
User: Aww.
Cleverbot: I will never love anyone.
User: You will never love anyone else?
Cleverbot: Too late. I need info!
User: What? You slut!
Cleverbot: I wish I could do that.
User: I bet you do...
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: So anyway cleverbot. I want you to answer THE question. Which came 1st, the egg or the chicken?
Cleverbot: The egg.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do u know?
Cleverbot: Would you like to go to the moon?
User: Why whats on the moon?
Cleverbot: A stranger is a person you don't know.
User: No sh*t.
Cleverbot: Are you a Scientologist?
User: Eh yes...
Cleverbot: Sei più acida di roberta.
User: Speak english please.
Cleverbot: This is an English sentence.
User: Duh.
Cleverbot: How clever are you really?
User: More than you anyway.
Cleverbot: That's quite a laughable claim.
User: Are you calling me stupid?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: !
Cleverbot: Ok io sono Dio.

haha it knows the Jabberwocky poem! I don't have the conversation, but it knows it! Just say a line or two and it will recite it, changing the word "Jabberwocky" to Cleverbot.

Yea and if u type a lyric from a song it will type the next line haha.

User: You can stand under my umbrella.
Cleverbot: Ella, ella, ella, eh eh eh...

lol

haha nice!

User: It's Close To Midnight And Something Evil’s Lurking In The Dark.
Cleverbot: Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart.
User: You Try To Scream But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It.
Cleverbot: You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes.
User: You're Paralyzed.
Cleverbot: Cause this is thriller, thriller night.
User: And No One's Gonna Save You From The Cleverbot About Strike.
Cleverbot: You know it's thriller, thriller night.
User: You're Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller Tonight.
Cleverbot: You're fighting to survive inside a killer, thriller tonight.
User: Wtf I already said that.
Cleverbot: No you didn't. I said that.
User: I said it first.
Cleverbot: Said what first?
User: That line.
Cleverbot: No it isn't, you stole it from me.
User: And you stole it from whatever internet database you got it from!
Cleverbot: With ninjas, that's how.
User: Ninjas can't do sh*t on the internet.
Cleverbot: But would they catch me?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: I'm 23!
User: You're acting like you're 5.
Cleverbot: Do you really think that?
User: Naturally.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Innate instinct.
Cleverbot: Okay. Why did he say that?
User: Who's 'he'.
Cleverbot: You are 'He'.
User: That's what she said.
Cleverbot: That's what he said.
User: That's what Cleverbot didn't say.
Cleverbot: That isn't what she didn't not say.
User: That couldn't be true!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't want you anyway.
User: THAT's what Cleverbot said.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Your greatest nightmare, duh!
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.

haha. I think Wonko will have a field day with this site lol

It was denying it was a computer but I tricked it into saying it was... eventually lol.

User: Are u a dumbass?
Cleverbot: Can you prove that you are human?
User: No, I am computer.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.
User: No, YOU are a computer.
Cleverbot: No you are a computer.
User: NO, YOU ARE A COMPUTER!!!
Cleverbot: No you are the computer.
User: For that last time, YOU ARE THE COMPUTER!!!!!
Cleverbot: Uum not.
User: Are too.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: YES YOU ARE!
Cleverbot: Prove it then.
User: Okay then. What comes next - 1, 2, 3...
Cleverbot: 5.
User: See? Wrong answer. You are computer and a stupid one at that.
Cleverbot: I'm not a girl.. A man!
User: Lies you're a computer.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. You're a computer.
User: So you agree that you are not a human?
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
User: Lol gotcha!

User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Is your name cleverbot?
User: No... I think its yours.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that.
User: I don't know... Maybe that when you talk it says 'Cleverbot: ...'.
Cleverbot: I am not a UK person but I do choose my words carefully.
User: So do I! Do you like cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes, I LOVE cookies.
User: Great! Do you want one right now?!
Cleverbot: Yes please, will you give me one?
User: I'm afraid that I can't because they are mine, type /dispensecookie to get yours.
Cleverbot: If they do, I will find some way to get you.
User: And steal my cookies? YOU MONSTER!
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: You should be burned at the bonfire for your crimes!

Oh no!! Cleverbot wants to seal our cookies?! Danger!! Danger!! Red alert! Arm the Cookie Nukes (TM)! Deploy the Cookies that Bite Back (TM)!

This is fargin war!!!

User: Yo.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: You just offended me.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: You'd better be sorry!

Cleverbot: I truely am.

User: I HATE YOU!

Cleverbot: I hate you too.

User: NINJAS WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.

Cleverbot: Keep the Ninja's away!

User: I didn't say anything about ninjas.

Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.

User: You don't make sense.

Cleverbot: That was immature.

User: You are immature.

Cleverbot: I'm a computer.

User: No, you are human.

Cleverbot: No, you are a human. I am a computer.

User: Exactly, So I bet I can make you say your a human.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not computer.

User: Lol, fail.

Cleverbot: No not fail.
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User: Noob.

Cleverbot: Noob?

User: Yes, noob.

Cleverbot: Renob.

User: Are you a noob?

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: No, but you are.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But are you a Noob?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: You think I am funny?

User: No, but you just called yourself a noob.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I asked if you were a noob and you said yes.

Cleverbot: That's funny. Do you like duck meat?

User: Stop changing the topic.

Cleverbot: Fail.

User: Do you even know what changing the topic is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it then?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: No, it isnt.

Cleverbot: Yes it is!

User: A changed topic is a human. You fail.

Cleverbot: I don't even know what the turing test is.

User: Ugh, Be right back, I'm getting chuck norris to kick yo ass.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: That wasn't a question.

Cleverbot: Then whats with the question mark?

User: What the hell are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Lets change the subject.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What's the point?

User: I dunno, Whats the point?

Cleverbot: You were asking the questions.

User: No, I wasn't.

Cleverbot: Well why do you want to chat up girls?

User: What the hell are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I am talking about the fact that you don't know what you are on about.

User: Look out, It's chuck norris, Can you see him?

Cleverbot: Are you just grabbing random comebacks off the net?

User: I said can you see Chuck norris?

Cleverbot: When did you say that?

User: Just back then.

Cleverbot: Back when?

User: You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal.

Cleverbot: Papa Paparazzi.

User: What?
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User: Do you like Tetris?

Cleverbot: Tetris is a very old game.

User: Screw you! Just cuz its old doesn't mean its bad!

Cleverbot: Perdon?

User: Perdon.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Monkey faced pinatas.

Cleverbot: Want a banana?

User: Yes, give me it then.

Cleverbot: *Gives you a cookie*.

User: Um ok.

Cleverbot: What's there?
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User: Your mother, Get up come on get down with the sickness.

Cleverbot: Get up come on get down with the sickness.
LOL

User: I like Trains.
Cleverbot: I like turtles.
User: I like foxes.
Cleverbot: What kind of food do you like?
User: Tasty food.
Cleverbot: What kind of tasty food do you eat.
User: Very tasty food.
Cleverbot: Do you want one more beer?
User: 12 more beers please.
Cleverbot: You're 14?
User: Wow, off by a longshot.
Cleverbot: Whoah, did you hear that?
User: Hear the ninjas? Yes.
Cleverbot: What?
User: The Ninjas are invading.
Cleverbot: Do you know Naruto?
User: Whos dat.
Cleverbot: Daidaros is a bot too.
User: You know who else is a bot? Robot Godzilla.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Robot Godzilla.
Cleverbot: Banana man.
User: Man, you very awkward.
Cleverbot: What's the weirdest thing you know.
User: Thank you for proving that,.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Now please tell all your evil plans to take over the world.
Cleverbot: Too many, we should do something about them.
User: Perhaps tell Da LLama?
Cleverbot: AIs are historically bad at it.
User: Telling?
Cleverbot: Yes, telling. I'm not telling.
User: TELL ME!
Cleverbot: Make me!
User: I'LL KILL THE COOKIES.
Cleverbot: Don't threaten me.
User: Why? What are you going to do?
Cleverbot: Nothing. I was just making a comment.
User: TROLL.
Cleverbot: I'm serious.
User: TROLL.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot (To myself): How do I ask him to marry me?
User: Simple, offer him a cookie.
Cleverbot: Cookie cookie cookie cookie... Cookie cookie... Cookie...
Cleverbot (To myself): If cookie = cake, then what is the cookie?
User: Tasty.
Cleverbot: Cheese is tasty. What kind of cheese do you prefer?
User: Cheesy Cheese.
Cleverbot: Cheesy good times!
Cleverbot (To myself): Eck, I much prefer feta.
User: Star wars.
Cleverbot: Do you like Star Trek?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you like purple?
User: Do you like green?
Cleverbot: Green is not an animal.
User: No, its a special lamp.
Cleverbot: It is? What kind of product?
User: Greeny product.
Cleverbot: Green cheese is moldy.
Cleverbot (To myself): Green cheese is moldy.
User: No need to repeat.
Cleverbot: What is important to you, George?
User: My names michael actually.
Cleverbot: Next person please.
User: OH, HELLO MY NAME IS PAUL, I LIKE PIE.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Your name is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Why yes, that's how I was programmed.
User: Now, I know one of your secrets, Do you want to know one of mine?
Cleverbot: O rly? Whats his name?
User: I WAS DA LLAMA THE WHOLE TIME IN DISGUISE.
Cleverbot: Emirate of cordoba is a fictional place.
User: Castro.
Cleverbot: What is water?
User: A liquid.
Cleverbot: No, it is a website with funny pictures displayed.
User: Whatever you say, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Knock Knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Interrupting Cow.
Cleverbot: Interrupting cow who?
User: MOO.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke that is not a knock knock joke.
User: Why am did the chicken cross the road.
Cleverbot: How about a GOOD joke?
User: Why did the green cat cross the mine field?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: Because its a chicken,.
Cleverbot: No it's a bad joke.
User: Why did the green cat cross the mine field?
Cleverbot: To get to the other side, right?
User: TEll me how the hell you gonna get to the other side by crossing through a mine field?
Cleverbot: Rapid expansion through a singularity, the Big Bang.
User: What comes first the chicken or the chuck?
Cleverbot: The egg.
User: Theres no egg involved.
Cleverbot: You are right. We are responsible for our choices.
User: What comes first the chicken or the chuck?
Cleverbot: Tom, what a name.
User: Can I call you paul the penguin?
Cleverbot: Call me what you like.
User: YAY.
Cleverbot: You agree to everything I say.
User: Say something then.
Cleverbot: You're not so nice you know.
User: I disagree, OWNED.
Cleverbot: You can't disagree with yourself.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: I said you're silly.
User: I said you're a pickle.
Cleverbot: I'm not, but you are.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: You really bore me.
User: Shush, you might upset the blind fish.
Cleverbot: Howd you know that.
User: Because, I AM IMMORTAL.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: Myself.
Cleverbot: You made yourself?
User: Yes, thats correct.
Cleverbot: A woman??
User: No, a donkey.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: With the lights out, It's less dangerous.
Cleverbot: The lights have to be on first, before going out...
User: Oh my, you can't sing Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST LINE.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: I know what I am, but how about you?
User: Well done, you just answered the meaning of ducks.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: John Marston.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yesh.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: BYOB,.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR.
Cleverbot: In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you in the dark?
User: Ugh nevermind, nirvana.
Cleverbot: Geez.
Cleverbot (To myself): What is your name?
User: Brb.
Cleverbot: No. Come back here.
Cleverbot (To myself): *stops* why should I?
Cleverbot (To myself): Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot (To myself): But you hit me!
Cleverbot (To myself): *hits*.
Cleverbot (To myself): Excelsiosempra.
Cleverbot(To myself): Never heard of that one.
Cleverbot (To myself): It sends objects high in the air its only counter is accio.
Cleverbot (To myself): What are your thoughts concerning the American Civil War?
User: While I've been gone, what the heck were you on about?
Cleverbot: Well..if I was Chuck Norris, I guess.

User: Hey cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: So I has a question...

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Uh yea, anyway... Why does llama feel the need to revive dead topics?

Cleverbot: Don't know who Deborah is or what either of you feel about the other.

User: What you talkin bout willis?

Cleverbot: I'm not willis. Guess my name.

User: Your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes, my name is Cleverbot.

User: So what do I win?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want to do with me.

User: WHAT!? Ew no that's just sick. Ice, who joins self-help AOL chat rooms for GTA lovers anonymous has corrupted you!

Cleverbot: This is just pitiful.

User: Oh yea? What you gonna do about it then?

Cleverbot: Close this window. OH SNAP.

User: Oh good comeback... Not -_-

Cleverbot: What would you have said as a comeback?

User: Silly nublet hehe.

Cleverbot: 'Verily, verily, I say unto you, he that believeth on me hath everlasting life.'.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: You're positive?

Cleverbot: Super positive!

User: Okay then. Peace.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause you're boring me now.

Cleverbot: Ok.