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Ice's Peace Theo-RUM

Post by Theicecreaman on Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:12 pm

With the everlasting conflict of the 21st century in our midst, I decided two seconds ago to ascertain a way to bring about world peace. cheers

Thousands of people are killed every year because of racial prejudice, greed, and missing cheese, so why has nobody thought of what I am about to say in bold letters?

Everybody knows how to use a computer. Everybody. So why not fight all wars virtually? Teach our troops to hack computer games and pwn people online...and do the same for the enemy! Then, instead of real-life guns, we can all emulate war and try to kill each other ONLINE.

Seriously, maybe we can start drawing pictures of food and eating from our screens? Bring the fight to our enemy's doorstep by sending them e-cards with pictures of LOLcats and George Clooney. Then maybe once we're all finished we can go a disco dance party.... ONLINE.

Wear your best 70's clothes and get your Michael Jackson dance skills on over the webcam IN YOUR BATHROOM. Feel like singing in the shower? Sing with other people......ONLINE.


Hey, hey.......LISTEN. Let me let you in on a little secret. I know a guy, right? He lives with a moose named George and a rabbit named Fred. One day, when the guy wasn't home, the animals went on the computer, hacked into Wonko's iPad, and copied the device's contents.

Let me show you guys a picture of what they found:



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Post by blivvy on Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:32 pm

LMFAO!

There sum very gud ideas ice. The troops can use mw2 for virtual ww3!

But the food thing mite not work so well...

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Post by Loki on Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:00 pm

It would be a far more active and exciting Cold War...

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Re: Ice's Peace Theo-RUM

Post by Theicecreaman on Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:35 pm

Need to take a piss, but can't find a nearby bathroom? No worry. Download iPortaPoop today and let your excretions wash away: ONLINE.

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Post by blivvy on Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:47 pm

Yea like in the simpsons treehouse of horror 8 episode, were homer tries to pee into the teleporter Laughing

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Post by Wonko the Sane on Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:06 am

You cannot prove that came from my iPad. Big Stick

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Post by Loki on Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:19 am

Ah, but you cannot deny it, which gives Ice the advantage. Wuhahahaha!
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Post by Theicecreaman on Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:37 am

Loki wrote:Ah, but you cannot deny it, which gives Ice the advantage. Wuhahahaha!
Whaaaaaaaaaaat?????? Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Loki's got it on!!!! I Agree

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Post by Wonko the Sane on Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:17 am

All I have to say is: Who wants some'a this?!? Kung Fu Bring it on!

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