Ice's Peace Theo-RUM

With the everlasting conflict of the 21st century in our midst, I decided two seconds ago to ascertain a way to bring about world peace.

Thousands of people are killed every year because of racial prejudice, greed, and missing cheese, so why has nobody thought of what I am about to say in bold letters?

Everybody knows how to use a computer. Everybody. So why not fight all wars virtually? Teach our troops to hack computer games and pwn people online...and do the same for the enemy! Then, instead of real-life guns, we can all emulate war and try to kill each other ONLINE.

Seriously, maybe we can start drawing pictures of food and eating from our screens? Bring the fight to our enemy's doorstep by sending them e-cards with pictures of LOLcats and George Clooney. Then maybe once we're all finished we can go a disco dance party.... ONLINE.

Wear your best 70's clothes and get your Michael Jackson dance skills on over the webcam IN YOUR BATHROOM. Feel like singing in the shower? Sing with other people......ONLINE.


Hey, hey.......LISTEN. Let me let you in on a little secret. I know a guy, right? He lives with a moose named George and a rabbit named Fred. One day, when the guy wasn't home, the animals went on the computer, hacked into Wonko's iPad, and copied the device's contents.

Let me show you guys a picture of what they found:

LMFAO!

There sum very gud ideas ice. The troops can use mw2 for virtual ww3!

But the food thing mite not work so well...

It would be a far more active and exciting Cold War...

I'm GAME.

Need to take a piss, but can't find a nearby bathroom? No worry. Download iPortaPoop today and let your excretions wash away: ONLINE.

Yea like in the simpsons treehouse of horror 8 episode, were homer tries to pee into the teleporter

You cannot prove that came from my iPad.

Ah, but you cannot deny it, which gives Ice the advantage. Wuhahahaha!

Loki wrote:Ah, but you cannot deny it, which gives Ice the advantage. Wuhahahaha!

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?????? Loki's got it on!!!!

All I have to say is: Who wants some'a this?!? Bring it on!