Quote of the day

Mine is a pearl of wisdom I came up with last week: "There are only two times in life you should have to wear a suit: to your own wedding, and to your own funeral."

Any other classics?

"Life is like an onion. Longevity makes it stink." ~ Me. Cause I'm awesome. Yeah.

You don't find Chuck Norris. He finds you.

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt." -Twain

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and been widely regarded as a bad move." - The good book.






...And by the good book I do mean the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

"Where there's lots, take plenty. Where there's little, take the whole lot."

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned or a man interrupted in the middle of a game."

"THE GAME!" - every person worth his weight in geekiness.

(Also, Mornington Cresent.)

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

Wonko the Sane wrote:"In the beginning, the universe was created..."

"In the Beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth..."

"I have lived as a man, I have died as a god" - Kratos (God of War)

"Klaatu barada nikto!" - Google it.

Sounds like something a Klingon would say.

Actually, it predates the Klingons. 1951, to be precise. The Klingons weren't around 'till '67.

No! How could you! Klaatu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"No Luke. I am your father."