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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Cap'nJackSparrow on Tue May 25, 2010 3:49 pm

I came up with awesome LOL-speak yesterday.

WTFCM? or: What The Funcky Chuncky Monkey?

My Physics lessons are awesome for all the wrong reasons.

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by blivvy on Tue May 25, 2010 4:07 pm

wtfcm???

lol gud1.

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Wonko the Sane on Fri May 28, 2010 2:21 am

Thousand points to Jeri for finding my roof.




Next question!!!


How many times must I tell you?!

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Bugenhagen on Fri May 28, 2010 11:16 pm

As many as it takes!

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Da Llama on Wed Jun 02, 2010 11:06 pm

1 time.

EPIC ANSWER.
I DESERVE THE PRIZE.
NO, WAIT, BUGENHAGEN DESERVES THE PRIZE.


Last edited by Da Llama on Wed Jun 02, 2010 11:07 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Because its SO EPIC.)

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Wonko the Sane on Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:32 pm

Fail. No points awarded this round.




NEXT QUESTION!!!

What's in it for me?

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Da Llama on Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:43 pm

LOTS OF MONEY.

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Theicecreaman on Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:11 pm

Da Llama wrote:LOTS OF MONEY.
In which currency? I can give you 10,000 Zambian Kwacha, Wonko, but that equals $2.00 in American dollars. You can buy a cookie with it.

However, the cookie is irrelevant. You can obtain that at any given time, but what you can't obtain is what I have to offer. I know what's in it for you, and it certainly isn't cheap cookies, green paper, or queer-looking donuts. What I have...Wonko... is also something you need. A refined man of your intelligence knows that money doesn't buy all the cookies in the world. Hell, you could take over the world, impose cookie-controlling legislation, and live in a house made of chocolate chip, but you still can't stop people from making fresh, homemade cookies. You see, good sir, I have something that will put the power of cookie production--hell, the power of cookies themselves--in the palm of your hand.

Introducing... the one.

...the only....

...iPookie!

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Cap'nJackSparrow on Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:15 pm

My answer to the question is: 1 i, 1 t, 1 f, 1 o, 1 r, 1 m, 1 e, 2 spaces and a ?

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Loki on Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:22 pm

Theicecreaman wrote:Introducing... the one.

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...iPookie!
I'm going to regret saying this in the morning but...


Is it...


Apple flavour?
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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Wonko the Sane on Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:43 am

Theicecreaman wrote:Introducing... the one.

...the only....

...iPookie!



A thousand points and a Oreo Cookie !!


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Cap'nJackSparrow wrote:My answer to the question is: 1 i, 1 t, 1 f, 1 o, 1 r, 1 m, 1 e, 2 spaces and a ?
Five hundred points and a Pie Throw !


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History: Describe the history of the Papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise and specific.

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Cap'nJackSparrow on Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:16 am

Pope was created. Stuff got messed up becuase Pope was created. Only one more Pope to go. I'm atheist.

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Theicecreaman on Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:40 pm

Wonko the Sane wrote:Be brief, concise and specific.
You got it!

'Twas brillig, and the slithy popes
Did Bishop and Bonbons in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the Rome pappas outgrabe.

"Beware the Devil, my son!
The ground that grabs, the flames that attack!
Beware the monarchs, and shun
The frumious afterlife!"

He took his Papel Cross in hand:
Long time the dissenting foe he sought--
So rested he by the conclave tree,
And stood awhile in thought

And as in uffish thought he spoke,
The Devil, with thoughts impure,
Came rebelling through the destitute village,
And supporting as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The Papel staff went snicker snack!
He left him dead, and with its head
He went triumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Devil?
Come to my power, my beaming boy!
O frabjous day, in the month of May"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy popes
Did Bishop and Bonbons in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the Rome pappas outgrabe.



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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by blivvy on Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:29 pm

What the fruit?! I'm like scratch

But I don't think anywan can top ice's answer. But u fail cause taint brief nough. :p

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Theicecreaman on Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:56 pm

I've found this to be an insanely useful Chrome extension, Blivvy: https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/mgijmajocgfcbeboacabfgobmjgjcoja

I use it many times every day it's the best way to study GRE/GMAT words as you browse the web. Come across a word you don't know and you just double click and it'll go into the part of your memory that is able to comprehend words in context. Screw test-prep books just study as you do normal things. Basketball

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Loki on Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:38 pm

I saw that link and I thought 'WTF!? That has gotta be fake!'
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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Wonko the Sane on Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:55 pm

rofl Ice wins this round, no question. Thousand points and an extra hundred bonus for the excellent extension extricated from an external ersatz. (Use the extension!)



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2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Angry Wife Ranting Angry Wife Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by KaiStagon on Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:25 pm

leet speak is pretty ancient by now.

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Wonko the Sane on Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:18 am

Of course cookies would calm them down. Who wouldn't be calmed by cookies?! A thousand points to Kai! cheers

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Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System. Prove your thesis.

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Cap'nJackSparrow on Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:59 am

Science creates life. Life creates MP's. MP's steal money. MP's get away with it. Chuck Norris decends from space to kill all thieving MP's. Chuck Norris enters a time hole. Chuck Norris sleeps with Queen in 1960's. Chuck's decendants rule Britain. Fin.

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Da Llama on Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:23 pm

I eat cookies,

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Theicecreaman on Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:37 pm

Wonko the Sane wrote:Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System. Prove your thesis.
Hey I wasn't gonna post anything since I've already won too many points but check out another Chrome Experiment: http://www.chromeexperiments.com/arcadefire/

This one is really make me want to print out a picture of Internet Explorer, take a dump on it, and mail it to (ex) King Bill Gates.

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Wonko the Sane on Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:59 pm

Holy crap, that is amazing. 500 bonus points to Ice for sharing that awesomeness.

But, alas, Jack wins this round. cheers


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Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisis, Rameses II, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is necessary to translate.

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Cap'nJackSparrow on Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:29 pm

There is nothing to say other than anyone who builds a pyramid to entomb a corpse has some serious issues about the zombie apocalypse.m Ergo, each of the above was batshit insane, or at the very least, zombies in disguise.

Egyptians (and Alexander the Great): Zombies in Disguise!

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Bugenhagen on Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:01 pm

We can't do homework on this thread Wonko. Each man I assume was a leader, though and very cruel? confused

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