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To be or not to be?

Post by Wonko the Sane on Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:53 pm

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

-Five?
-Eleventy-six?
-Orange?
-2 cups flour, 3tbs sugar, 1tsp salt, 1/2tsp baking soda, 1tsp baking powder, 3eggs, 2oz butter, 16oz milk?
-Yaaar?

A thousand points for the best response. Multiple submissions allowed. Contest runs from now until the end of time. Multiple winners may be chosen.

Spoiler:
Mix in a large bowl, allow to rest while bringing a skillet to temperature. Pour batter into 5inch circles. Flip when bubbles stop forming. Serve with maple syrup and bacon.


Last edited by Wonko the Sane on Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:47 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Added link to the Cake Points thread.)

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by blivvy on Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:29 pm

chuck noris

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Cap'nJackSparrow on Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:59 pm

I PITY THE FOOL WHO CHUCKS MORE WOOD THAN MR. T!

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Bugenhagen on Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:50 pm


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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Theicecreaman on Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:00 pm

Thy plank it roars harder than a fire,
Become, broken, cheeses cutting pires,
Sniffed and Snuffed, horses come pleading,
Random binary sequence slowly comes seeding,

Thy iPad turned robot and thy mouse turnith bear,
Electrical circuits gently touch my hair,
Burnt and bolted, my head endith jolted,
Carotid arteries discoed and molted,

Thy woodchuck was laid while drinking hydrofluoric acid,
My cupcakes, my cupcakes, I thought it was placid,
The end enters soon as we extirpate the moon,
Conclusively, Wonko violently turned into a goon.

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Lucario*)WoN(~Donuts~ on Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:19 am

a wood chuck could chuck alot of wood while "wood chucking" his wood chick

XD i win

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Wonko the Sane on Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:45 am

Theicecreaman wrote:Thy plank it roars harder than a fire,
Become, broken, cheeses cutting pires,
Sniffed and Snuffed, horses come pleading,
Random binary sequence slowly comes seeding,

Thy iPad turned robot and thy mouse turnith bear,
Electrical circuits gently touch my hair,
Burnt and bolted, my head endith jolted,
Carotid arteries discoed and molted,

Thy woodchuck was laid while drinking hydrofluoric acid,
My cupcakes, my cupcakes, I thought it was placid,
The end enters soon as we extirpate the moon,
Conclusively, Wonko violently turned into a goon.


rofl rofl rofl That was awesome, Ice. Pure gold right there. A thousand points! Keep 'em coming!


Lucario*)WoN(~Donuts~ wrote:a wood chuck could chuck alot of wood while "wood chucking" his wood chick

XD i win

Yeeahno. Not so much. Neutral



Points are recorded here, by the way.

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Lucario*)WoN(~Donuts~ on Wed Apr 07, 2010 3:08 am

Wonko the Sane wrote:
Lucario*)WoN(~Donuts~ wrote:a wood chuck could chuck alot of wood while "wood chucking" his wood chick

XD i win

Yeeahno. Not so much. Neutral

u do know i was kidding

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Bugenhagen on Wed Apr 07, 2010 3:22 pm

Kidding or not kidding. FAIL

"Be what?" is the question.

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Wonko the Sane on Fri May 07, 2010 3:49 pm

And the next existential question begging for an answer is:


... (drumroll) ...


Why? Idea Light Bulb






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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Theicecreaman on Fri May 07, 2010 4:43 pm

Since the rules do not specify levels of insanity, I must submit twice. And then again for good measure.

My first submission is the following kitten:

Consequently, I must post the following JPEG that will explain to the United States government why stocks fell so steeply yesterday:

Finally, I must....I must...I... affraid



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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Bugenhagen on Fri May 07, 2010 5:20 pm

Wonko the Sane wrote: Why? Idea Light Bulb

Why not?

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Loki on Fri May 07, 2010 11:34 pm

Bugenhagen wrote:
Wonko the Sane wrote: Why? Idea Light Bulb
Why not?
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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Bugenhagen on Sat May 08, 2010 9:15 pm

Fine.

Why? Because. That's why.

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Wonko the Sane on Tue May 18, 2010 12:10 pm

No points are awarded this round. Epic fail. Thumbs Down

Although, Ice's kitten almost got him a cookie, but:



Next Question!!!!!


I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Loki on Tue May 18, 2010 1:55 pm

I took it as I need a floor under me. (I stay in on the 3rd floor of a flat (apartment.))
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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Theicecreaman on Tue May 18, 2010 2:52 pm

The bots say that on the jk3 server pale

-100 hypothetical points that exist in a fifth-dimentional state of conciousness inhabited by gingerbreadmen that get high off cotton candy.
edit: oh and for my submission I post these pics that make you feel all loopy inside.










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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Cap'nJackSparrow on Tue May 18, 2010 5:07 pm

If you have no roof, then the aliens have moved it to abduct you. You should probably start running now.

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Wonko the Sane on Wed May 19, 2010 12:37 pm

pff, aliens shmaliens. It's the pirates I'm really afraid of!! affraid




Part two of the last question, to be answered at the same time:

Arrrr?

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Theicecreaman on Wed May 19, 2010 4:31 pm


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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Wonko the Sane on Wed May 19, 2010 11:53 pm

That is the most awesome thing ever. A thousand points to Ice for the best answer to that question. In fact, it was so awesome Ice wins the previous question by default as well. Some awesomeness must have oozed out off of this page and onto the previous one, where it intersected a vortex in the space-time-internet blogosphere tube which Google's bots use to keep tabs on all of us to make sure we're behaving, and also to record every keystroke everyone in the world makes for use in a future blackmail-the-world-for-total-global-domination campaign, after which its awesomeness was amplified a hundred times by some engineer who thought he was performing a browser-based thought experiment which, of course, led to this:



At which point, Ice got awarded a gold star and a scratch n' sniff sticker, along with another thousand points.






Next question!!

Eeeeeeeeaaaaah, what's up, doc?

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Theicecreaman on Thu May 20, 2010 3:11 pm

yay. there are other browser experiments on that website which are so awesome that they are completely HTML5 based and only run on Chrome. check em' out... I spent like half an hour on that website yesterday on Javescript-based graphics editors and browser-based games. Fun and games, huh.

I leave your question, however, to other people so that they can get points

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Wonko the Sane on Mon May 24, 2010 7:43 pm

Theicecreaman wrote:I leave your question, however, to other people so that they can get points

Other people are failing. BS

If you other people don't start coming up with answers to the question, I'll take a thousand points from everyone across the board and give them to the starving refugee moon children on Mars.





I'll do it. I will.

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Theicecreaman on Mon May 24, 2010 10:00 pm

Wonko the Sane wrote:
Theicecreaman wrote:I leave your question, however, to other people so that they can get points
If you other people don't start coming up with answers to the question, I'll take a thousand points from everyone across the board and give them to the starving refugee moon children on Mars.
Well everyone on Mars is male so I doubt that will attract anyone on the forum. Perhaps the suffering moon women on Venus?

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Re: To be or not to be?

Post by Loki on Tue May 25, 2010 12:27 am

Theicecreaman wrote:
Wonko the Sane wrote:
Theicecreaman wrote:I leave your question, however, to other people so that they can get points
If you other people don't start coming up with answers to the question, I'll take a thousand points from everyone across the board and give them to the starving refugee moon children on Mars.
Well everyone on Mars is male so I doubt that will attract anyone on the forum. Perhaps the suffering moon women on Venus?
I have mental scar involving women. Let them suffer.
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