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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Matt on Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:57 am

Chuck Norris doesn't survive collision with a car. A car survives a collision with Chuck Norris.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Da Llama on Sun Sep 26, 2010 5:56 pm

Matt wrote:Chuck Norris doesn't survive collision with a car. A car survives a collision with Chuck Norris.
So, Your saying chuck norris can't survive a car but a car can?







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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Matt on Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:04 pm

-___- Nevermind

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by The DeliSauce* on Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:16 pm

No it's; Chuck Norris can survive a collision with a car ,but a car can't survive a collision with Chuck Norris. I just brought some more ''pity-on-da-foo''. Razz

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Da Llama on Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:01 pm

"dont eat the burger" said the leprechaun
chuck norris ate the burger,
lol, random post

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Bugenhagen on Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:14 pm

Chuck Norris has his way, at MCDONALDS!

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Matt on Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:54 pm

Very Happy

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Da Llama on Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:40 pm

Chuck norris has no chin, only lies another fist....














fart.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Bugenhagen on Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:04 pm

Chuck Norris's farts have been linked to stem cell research in which even the greatest of cookie deformities have been healed.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Da Llama on Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:07 pm

Chuck norris is the man.

fin


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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Bugenhagen on Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:04 pm

Chuck Norris gave birth to Starkiller.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Loki on Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:11 pm

Bugenhagen wrote:Chuck Norris gave birth to Starkiller...
Then proceeded to kill him since Starkiller is not of a high enough status to be Chuck Norris' son.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Da Llama on Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:15 pm

Chuck norris can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious in 99999999X speed while doing backflips and making 8 big english breakfasts with his legs and hands tied and his eyes blindfolded.


course I can do that aswell. Rolling Eyes


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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Wonko the Sane on Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:40 pm

You spelled that incorrectly. I'm almost inclined to take back those points you got in the other thread...

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Da Llama on Sun Nov 07, 2010 6:37 am

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can´╗┐ swim through land.

Chuck norris is so cool, he put mine and Bugenhagens birthday on the same date! Cool

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Bugenhagen on Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:45 pm

Wonko the Sane wrote:You spelled that incorrectly.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? It's a nonsense word used by children; therefore, there is no correct way to spell it!

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Wonko the Sane on Sun Nov 07, 2010 4:48 pm

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

In fact there is, so nya Razz

Looks like he corrected it though.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Da Llama on Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:53 pm

Chuck Norris can access this webpage = chuck norris

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Theicecreaman on Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:38 pm

Da Llama wrote:Chuck Norris can access this webpage = chuck norris
haha I think somebody posted a link to that site before

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Bugenhagen on Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:52 pm

Theicecreaman wrote:
Da Llama wrote:Chuck Norris can access this webpage = chuck norris
haha I think somebody posted a link to that site before

*cough*

nd Wonko, I searched it there! I deemed it incapable of correct spelling based on the fact that it's a nonsense word! Crazy Cat Fight

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Wonko the Sane on Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:13 am

It's not a nonsense word, it is merely used as a nonsense word by uninformed children.

from song in 1964 Disney movie version of "Mary Poppins;" subject of a lawsuit based on earlier song title ' "Supercalafajalistickexpialadojus" (1949), but other versions of the word also were in circulation.


A thousand points to anyone who finds the original song and meaning of the word.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Bugenhagen on Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:49 pm

The song is a self-titled one: Supercalafajalistickexpialadojus

and the meaning is synonymous with fantastic, super; adj. meaning that it's super
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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Wonko the Sane on Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:17 am

Bugenhagen wrote:The song is a self-titled one: Supercalafajalistickexpialadojus

and the meaning is synonymous with fantastic, super; adj. meaning that it's super
confused

Minus a thousand points for misspelling supercalifragilisticexpialidocious after I linked its dictionary entry above.


Now back on topic:

Chuck Norris can spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by The DeliSauce* on Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:08 am

Wonko the Sane wrote: ...minus a thousand points for misspelling supercalifragilisticexpialidocious after I linked its dictionary entry above...
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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Cap'nJackSparrow on Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:10 pm

Chuck Norris can eat marble and crap out diamonds.

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