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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Bugenhagen on Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:50 pm

And on the eighth day, Chuck Norris was born.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Da Llama on Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:27 pm

Chuck norris makes the onion cry.

afro GROOVY,

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Cap'nJackSparrow on Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:42 pm

On the first day, God created Earth, and he looked upon what he had created, and exclaimed: "Holy sh*t, is that Chuck Norris?"

The inverse ninja law doesn't apply to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the only person alive who can wield the chainsaw nunckuku.

The only certainty in death is Chuck Norris.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Da Llama on Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:50 pm

Cap'nJackSparrow wrote:On the first day, God created Earth, and he looked upon what he had created, and exclaimed: "Holy sh*t, is that Chuck Norris?"
Even though chuck norris IS god?

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Cap'nJackSparrow on Sat Jun 19, 2010 8:16 am

If Chuck Norris were God, Mr. T. would bring no pain. He would bring fear.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Da Llama on Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:44 am

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

Chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

Some children wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas (P.S. If there is such thing I want some)

Chuck Norris once shot a German fighter plane by holding up his finger and shouting BANG!


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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Matt on Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:12 am

In Soviet Russia, TV watches you!

In Soviet Russia, Video Games play YOU!!!

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still owns you.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Theicecreaman on Fri Sep 03, 2010 9:14 pm

In Soviet Russia, Matt, Theicecreaman owns everything everybody listed except Chuck Norris of course. So therefore I own you!!! Viking Big Stick

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Matt on Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:45 pm

Are we in Soviet Russia sir?

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Theicecreaman on Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:44 am

...not unless Jack lost the damned flux capacitor again...

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Matt on Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:49 pm

...Again? I thought we never found it after the first time he lost it...

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Da Llama on Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:39 pm

Chuck Norris is ninja.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Loki on Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:06 pm

Theicecreaman wrote:...not unless Jack lost the damned flux capacitor again...
*Enters geek mode*

The time travel device known as the 'Flux Capacitor' can only change time around said object, not location.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Cap'nJackSparrow on Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:39 pm

*I destroy the Flux capacitor with a pistol shot*

We'll see about that...

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Loki on Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:02 pm

Fear my Paint skills biatch.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Bugenhagen on Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:42 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't need a flux capacitor to travel through time..

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Theicecreaman on Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:51 pm

lol Loki.

Chuck Norris is actually Time.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Loki on Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:26 pm

Then Chuck Norris is M.I.A.!
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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Theicecreaman on Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:55 pm

Loki wrote:Then Chuck Norris is M.I.A.!
No, only action can miss Chuck Norris!!! cheers

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Da Llama on Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:51 pm

Chuck norris is ghost of modern warfare 2, thats why theres rumors he's alive.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by The DeliSauce* on Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:57 pm

chuck norris makes youtube videos on his etch-a-stetch.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Bugenhagen on Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:17 pm

Chuck Norris. Period.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Theicecreaman on Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:11 pm

The DeliSauce* wrote:chuck norris makes youtube videos on his etch-a-stetch.
lol good one

Chuck Norris didn't just make this forum... the forum made him! rendeer

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Cap'nJackSparrow on Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:51 pm

If Chuck Norris were a woman, he wouldn't have a period. He would have an exclamation point.

Baffled scientists often find cowboy boot imprints on newly discovered dinosaur bones. A boxset of Walker: Texas Ranger has also been discovered in a crater near Mexico. No-one has yet to understand these mysterious and exciting clues. Yet.

Chuck Norris can beat the dead to life.

Ghosts are Chuck's way of reminding people just what happens if they mess with him.

Chuck Norris secretly played every character in Heroes for Season 1. That's why the other seasons sucked.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Bugenhagen on Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:04 pm

It wasn't a meteor that extincted the dinosaurs. It was Chuck Norris's fist.

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