Chuck Norris
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Re: Chuck Norris
by Bugenhagen Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:50 pm
And on the eighth day, Chuck Norris was born.
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GROOVY,
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Re: Chuck Norris
by Cap'nJackSparrow Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:42 pm
On the first day, God created Earth, and he looked upon what he had created, and exclaimed: "Holy sh*t, is that Chuck Norris?"
The inverse ninja law doesn't apply to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person alive who can wield the chainsaw nunckuku.
The only certainty in death is Chuck Norris.
The inverse ninja law doesn't apply to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person alive who can wield the chainsaw nunckuku.
The only certainty in death is Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris
by Da Llama Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:50 pm
Even though chuck norris IS god?Cap'nJackSparrow wrote:On the first day, God created Earth, and he looked upon what he had created, and exclaimed: "Holy sh*t, is that Chuck Norris?"
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Re: Chuck Norris
by Cap'nJackSparrow Sat Jun 19, 2010 8:16 am
If Chuck Norris were God, Mr. T. would bring no pain. He would bring fear.
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Re: Chuck Norris
by Da Llama Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:44 am
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Some children wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas (P.S. If there is such thing I want some)
Chuck Norris once shot a German fighter plane by holding up his finger and shouting BANG!
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Some children wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas (P.S. If there is such thing I want some)
Chuck Norris once shot a German fighter plane by holding up his finger and shouting BANG!
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Re: Chuck Norris
by Matt Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:12 am
In Soviet Russia, TV watches you!
In Soviet Russia, Video Games play YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still owns you.
In Soviet Russia, Video Games play YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still owns you.
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Re: Chuck Norris
by Theicecreaman Fri Sep 03, 2010 9:14 pm
In Soviet Russia, Matt, Theicecreaman owns everything everybody listed except Chuck Norris of course. So therefore I own you!!! 
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Re: Chuck Norris
by Theicecreaman Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:44 am
...not unless Jack lost the damned flux capacitor again...
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Re: Chuck Norris
by Matt Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:49 pm
...Again? I thought we never found it after the first time he lost it...
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Re: Chuck Norris
by Loki Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:06 pm
*Enters geek mode*Theicecreaman wrote:...not unless Jack lost the damned flux capacitor again...
The time travel device known as the 'Flux Capacitor' can only change time around said object, not location.
*Leaves geek mode and sneaks away quietly*
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Re: Chuck Norris
by Cap'nJackSparrow Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:39 pm
*I destroy the Flux capacitor with a pistol shot*
We'll see about that...
We'll see about that...
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Re: Chuck Norris
by Bugenhagen Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:42 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't need a flux capacitor to travel through time..
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Re: Chuck Norris
by Theicecreaman Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:55 pm
No, only action can miss Chuck Norris!!!Loki wrote:Then Chuck Norris is M.I.A.!
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Re: Chuck Norris
by Da Llama Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:51 pm
Chuck norris is ghost of modern warfare 2, thats why theres rumors he's alive.
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Re: Chuck Norris
by The DeliSauce* Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:57 pm
chuck norris makes youtube videos on his etch-a-stetch. 
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Re: Chuck Norris
by Theicecreaman Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:11 pm
lol good oneThe DeliSauce* wrote:chuck norris makes youtube videos on his etch-a-stetch.
Chuck Norris didn't just make this forum... the forum made him!
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Re: Chuck Norris
by Cap'nJackSparrow Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:51 pm
If Chuck Norris were a woman, he wouldn't have a period. He would have an exclamation point.
Baffled scientists often find cowboy boot imprints on newly discovered dinosaur bones. A boxset of Walker: Texas Ranger has also been discovered in a crater near Mexico. No-one has yet to understand these mysterious and exciting clues. Yet.
Chuck Norris can beat the dead to life.
Ghosts are Chuck's way of reminding people just what happens if they mess with him.
Chuck Norris secretly played every character in Heroes for Season 1. That's why the other seasons sucked.
Baffled scientists often find cowboy boot imprints on newly discovered dinosaur bones. A boxset of Walker: Texas Ranger has also been discovered in a crater near Mexico. No-one has yet to understand these mysterious and exciting clues. Yet.
Chuck Norris can beat the dead to life.
Ghosts are Chuck's way of reminding people just what happens if they mess with him.
Chuck Norris secretly played every character in Heroes for Season 1. That's why the other seasons sucked.
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Re: Chuck Norris
by Bugenhagen Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:04 pm
It wasn't a meteor that extincted the dinosaurs. It was Chuck Norris's fist.
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