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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by blivvy on Sat Apr 03, 2010 4:18 am

the bear almost owned him

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Grimlore on Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:29 am

The bear could have been turned into meat Crazy! RIP
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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Bugenhagen on Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:02 pm

There's a part two. The bear turns into a chicken.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Grimlore on Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:32 pm

Bugenhagen wrote:There's a part two. The bear turns into a chicken.

Surprised there is?


How do i add you on xfire btw bugen?

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Theicecreaman on Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:17 pm

Just click on the xfire icon under his profile picture on the left and it'll prompt you to add him. (it may not work with Internet Explorer 'cause it can't do JavaScript for sh*t. Hell, even those browsers made specifically for 5 year olds are better than IE)

I wonder if I can write a JavaScript code that detects if you have Internet Explorer and get you to switch and put it on the forum... I'm gonna try that.
edit: nope you can't unless you make a separate page ugh.. pale
edit2: I made one: http://schoolofcake.forumotion.com/fuckie-h6.htm


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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Loki on Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:43 pm

ROFL. Nice one Ice. Make that the portal and everything is hunky-dory.
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Post by Theicecreaman on Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:11 pm

haha yeah what I could do is make it the homepage, and add some kind of event for if you don't use IE, then it'll redirect you to the portal. and if you are... then you can't use the forum unless you switch!!! hahaha Ima try that whenever I get time tomorrow or maybe the day after.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Loki on Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:45 pm

Why doesn't it say anything about me using IE?!

Tried it with ChromePlus too. Sweet there too.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Cap'nJackSparrow on Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:34 am

Don't. Even. Think. About. It.

I'm not switching from IE7/8, not unless forced to do so via threat of castration. Simple reason: this is a shared computer, and my Dad doesn't want any other browsers on here.

That, and Knuckles is looking at me funnily...

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Bugenhagen on Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:10 am

Chuck Norris uses his own browser that round house kicks-in-the-face every other browser.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Theicecreaman on Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:14 pm

Chuck Norris invented the first browser, but it's so cool that no computer can handle the awesomeness.

I'm j/k cappy, I'm not gonna do that.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Loki on Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:19 pm

Theicecreaman wrote:Chuck Norris invented the first browser, but it's so cool that no computer can handle the awesomeness.

I'm j/k cappy, I'm not gonna do that.
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Hang on, I thought a relative of yours was a PC wizz Jack? Neutral
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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Cap'nJackSparrow on Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:58 pm

Yes, my grandad (on my mother's side) and my uncle (same side.)

But my Dad, whilst taking advice from them, prefers Microsoft products...

Each unto his own.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Loki on Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:31 pm

Cap'nJackSparrow wrote:Each unto his own.
However fail it may be. pale
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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Theicecreaman on Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:41 pm

my folks prefer microsoft products too. I would never hear the end of it if I came home with a Mac lmao...

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Grimlore on Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:33 pm

Theicecreaman wrote:Just click on the xfire icon under his profile picture on the left and it'll prompt you to add him. (it may not work with Internet Explorer 'cause it can't do JavaScript for sh*t. Hell, even those browsers made specifically for 5 year olds are better than IE)

I wonder if I can write a JavaScript code that detects if you have Internet Explorer and get you to switch and put it on the forum... I'm gonna try that.
edit: nope you can't unless you make a separate page ugh.. pale
edit2: I made one: http://schoolofcake.forumotion.com/fuckie-h6.htm


His Xfire is Jericho right? well when i click the icon it brings up a list of other Jerichos instead...can you try to just add me manually?

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Bugenhagen on Wed Apr 07, 2010 3:23 pm

I never get on xfire anyway. There's no point cause I never really want to talk to anybody (depressing right? Razz) and it's just a waste imo cause of the constant updates.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Cap'nJackSparrow on Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:48 am

Bill Gates lives in fear of the day Chuck Norris's computer crashes.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Bugenhagen on Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:14 pm

Chuck Norris once farted in the Sahara Forest.

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Brother: Samuel Jackson
Sister: Sigourney Weaver
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2nd cousin: Jimi Hendrix
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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Grimlore on Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:08 pm

Great Grampa:Altair (or Ezio)

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Bugenhagen on Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:08 pm

..who's that?

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by The DeliSauce* on Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:23 pm

continuing subject... Chuck Norris once was shot and the shooter fell over dead.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Bugenhagen on Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:20 pm

Chuck Norris can touch the items at museums.

Chuck Norris's mom has a tattoo that says "Son".

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Da Llama on Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:22 pm

Chuck norris once made a truck, thus ultumas prime was born.Razz

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Cap'nJackSparrow on Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:21 am

No, it's: Chuck Norris drives Optimus Prime to work, and Megatron to war.

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