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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Theicecreaman on Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:18 pm

Only Chuck Norris can smoke cigarettes without any side effects.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Mr.T on Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:55 pm

Chuck norris. santa He's also santa claus.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Bugenhagen on Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:50 pm

Chuck Norris does not pity da fool.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Da Llama on Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:34 pm

Chuck norris is doing good for 70, I thought he was 40!

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Chip on Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:24 pm

If Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.


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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Bugenhagen on Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:49 pm

Chuck Norris sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for your life's sake!

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Da Llama on Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:14 pm

Chuck Norris once met a man called Chuck Norris, nothing happened.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by blivvy on Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:59 pm

When Chuck Norris looks at a can of beer, it opens for him.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Da Llama on Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:47 pm


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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by blivvy on Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:05 pm

lmao

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Mr.Fjord on Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:54 am

Chuck Norris made me watch Walker Texas Ranger. And now I can't get enough of it.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Wonko the Sane on Sun May 13, 2012 8:18 am

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by blivvy on Tue May 15, 2012 4:34 am


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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Da Llama on Wed May 23, 2012 3:46 pm


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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by blivvy on Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:38 pm


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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Wonko the Sane on Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:47 am

What about vampires?

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by blivvy on Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:07 am


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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Da Llama on Sun Sep 16, 2012 9:14 am



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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Wonko the Sane on Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:43 pm


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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by blivvy on Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:32 pm


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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Wonko the Sane on Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:06 am

Hah! Truth.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Wonko the Sane on Sun May 19, 2013 3:05 pm

Sorry, but Chuck gets served in this.


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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Wonko the Sane on Thu Dec 05, 2013 6:23 pm


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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Wonko the Sane on Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:59 am

It was bound to happen:


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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by blivvy on Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:04 am


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